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wtf. judge just ordered that i wear a toupee in his courtroom.

before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...
exciting emerald stag film
  01/07/26
you should show up in a powdered wig
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i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so fa...
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Tan Business Firm Faggotry
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embarrassed to the bone property
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Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him...
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: exciting emerald stag film

before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee.

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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling personal credit line reading party

you should show up in a powdered wig

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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: exciting emerald stag film

i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive.

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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: exciting emerald stag film



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Tan Business Firm Faggotry



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone property



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: house-broken multi-billionaire water buffalo

Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him.

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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: floppy plum field deer antler



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