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Will you faggots edit/review a love letter to my ex girlfriend?
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein I make 5x as much $, bench press 3x, 4x pull-ups, and have learned exponentially more idk where to start. I made so many mistakes and I don't want to harp on them but I will if needed. My hairline is fixed. I look 20x better than when we were together. I don't do social media though and can't "naturally" show the progression because I'm a sperg retard. That's the issue.
How can I do this? I know you're not supposed to get back with an ex blah blah but it was entirely on me. I let myself become a joke and lashed out at her it was so disgusting I hate myself for it. It's entirely my fault. What should I do? I would kill millions to have her back as my wife. I won't make any of these mistakes again. FUCK MY ASS |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump is this intended to be the letter itself or just an explanation of the background? personally I think you could just copy and paste this and send it to the ex unedited and almost certainly receive a favorable response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434148) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:26 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434213) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434234) |
Date: November 15th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein We would talk for days straight. Idk how this is my reality now. Every girl I talk to feels like a prostitute in comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49433998) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434236) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein Are women that interchangeable that I would just have another like this? It seems pretty obvious that it's not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434005) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump this is good stuff too. txt her your first poast in this thread and then if she doesn't respond, use your second and third poasts to double and triple text her at half-hour intervals if needed. will give you 3x the chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434211) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: 6-7 looks great send it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434222) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: contentman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434232) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: """''''"'"''"''''' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434237) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Creator & Destroyer You can pay me. Not that expensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434223) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Creator & Destroyer You’d better pay me bro.
As credentials I got a foreign chick to travel across the world to live w me and adopt a kid. Also MFA whatever.
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: samoth You need to really pull at her heartstrings, bro, like this:
Right reverend and worshipful and my right well-beloved [name], I recommend me unto you full heartily, desiring to hear of your welfare which I beseech almighty God long for to preserve unto his pleasure and your heart's desire and if it please you to hear of my welfare I am not in good health of body nor of heart nor shall be till I hear from you, for there knows no creature what pain that I endure and on pain of death I dare not reveal. And my lady my mother has laboured the matter to my father full diligently but she can no more get than ye know of for the which God knows I am full sorry. But if that you love me as I trust verily that you do, you will not leave me therefore. For if that you had not half the livelihood that you have for to do the greatest labour that any woman alive might I would not forsake you. And if you command me to keep me true wherever I go, I advise I will do all my might you to love and never no more. And if my friends say that I do amiss, they shall not me hinder so for to do. My heart me bids ever more to love you truly over all earthly thing and if they be never so angry I trust it shall be better in time coming. No more to you at this time but the holy trinity has you in keeping. And I beseech you that this bill be not seen of no earthly creature except yourself and this letter was written at topcroft with full heavy heart. XOXO, Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump what about this? just fill in the bracketed spots
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"In my restless dreams, I see that town.
[insert city of prior shared residence].
You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did.
Well, I'm alone there now... In our 'special place'... Waiting for you...
Waiting for you to come to see me.
But you never do.
And so I wait, wrapped in my cocoon of pain and loneliness.
I know I've done a terrible thing to you. Something you'll never forgive me for.
I wish I could change that, but I can't.
I feel so pathetic and ugly laying here, waiting for you...
Every day I stare up at the cracks in the ceiling and all I can think about is how unfair it all is...
The doctor came today. He told me I could go home for a short stay.
It’s not that I'm getting better. It’s just that this may be my last chance...
I think you know what I mean...
Even so, I'm glad to be coming home. I've missed you terribly.
But I'm afraid, [insert ex name]. I'm afraid you don't really want me to come home.
Whenever you come see me, I can tell how hard it is on you...
I don't know if you hate me or pity me... Or maybe I just disgust you...
I'm sorry about that.
When I first learned that I was going to die, I just didn't want to accept it.
I was so angry all the time and I struck out at everyone I loved most. Especially you, [insert ex name].
That's why I understand if you do hate me.
But I want you to know this, [insert ex name].
I'll always love you.
Even though our life together had to end like this, I still wouldn't trade it for the world. We had some wonderful years together.
Well, this letter has gone on too long, so I'll say goodbye.
I told the nurse to give this to you after I'm gone.
That means that as you read this, I'm already dead.
I can't tell you to remember me, but I can't bear for you to forget me.
These last few years since I became ill... I'm so sorry for what I did to you, did to us...
You've given me so much and I haven't been able to return a single thing.
That's why I want you to live for yourself now. Do what's best for you, [insert ex name].
[insert ex name]...
You made me happy."
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434250) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: contentman I would commit genuine atrocities to see you again
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434271) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: contentman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434275) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Darn tootin (πΎπ£) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434322) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: samoth How the storm it fulfills My heart though unhealed Celestial knifes ebonied And wild woods thrill Yet far fiercer still Your lustre eviscerates me |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434283) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: ruinous phenotype "I'm kind of an 'atrocity exhibitionist' on an avant garde lawyer forum haha" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798572&forum_id=2"#49434290) |