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Woman trying to date me told me older pussies are better

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick ...
Vivacious ape
  08/30/25
Nightmarish
alcoholic roommate
  08/30/25
this change your mind? https://x.com/downbadcomment/statu...
Contagious hairless corner
  08/31/25
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Vivacious ape
  08/31/25
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Contagious hairless corner
  08/31/25
God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar be...
pink aphrodisiac hospital milk
  08/30/25
I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for ...
Vivacious ape
  08/30/25
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pink aphrodisiac hospital milk
  08/30/25
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laughsome lodge background story
  08/31/25
The shuffleboard wizard
Aromatic tanning salon
  08/31/25
That’s why they call her Leather Heather
provocative bull headed gas station
  08/30/25
nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure w...
Jade set
  08/30/25
It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter
beady-eyed weed whacker idiot
  08/30/25
this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s cl...
titillating coiffed potus
  08/30/25
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Vivacious ape
  08/31/25
fuck my dick, this shit is dry
Concupiscible Locale Really Tough Guy
  08/31/25
I'd rather jack off
laughsome lodge background story
  08/31/25
Probably because it gets drier.
Maniacal theater preventive strike
  08/30/25
ROTFLOL
Mind-boggling liquid oxygen masturbator
  08/31/25
grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp
Contagious hairless corner
  08/31/25
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laughsome lodge background story
  08/31/25
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Vivacious ape
  08/31/25
Not hard to grasp. Older, droopier balls are better as wel...
umber community account
  08/31/25
these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; yo...
razzle-dazzle pit
  08/31/25
Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? ...
Vivacious ape
  08/31/25
To be fair, "Oh, are you one of those guys who likes...
Big National
  08/31/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Vivacious ape

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick I knew growing up, goes there a lot. She's older (36 I think) and is always razzing me for having a young wife. She has told me i should try being her boyfriend. I don't take my wife to the bar cause I like to grind shuffleboard games without any distractions.

Heather is a successful local realtor and is always posted up at the bar in a powersuit and she tends to run the whole place with her banter. Tonight she starts in on me with "where's your wife? Is she still too young to get into a bar?". I try to laugh it off but she starts to get nasty. She says "you know older pussies get wetter and grip stronger. It's like how dads always can beat their son in wrestling." I couldn't tell if she was flirting or mocking me. I lost the next shuffleboard game as I was so put off and just went home. I am curious about her claims though.

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: alcoholic roommate

Nightmarish

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Contagious hairless corner

this change your mind?

https://x.com/downbadcomment/status/1961534308214345905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225559)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Vivacious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225580)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Contagious hairless corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49226678)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: pink aphrodisiac hospital milk

God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar before they shut down. Such a 180 game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225186)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Vivacious ape

I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for 3-4 hours while queuing up zoomer music on the jukebox until all the old people leave. Only one guy there is better than me, he is schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225189)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: pink aphrodisiac hospital milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225204)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: laughsome lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225549)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: Aromatic tanning salon

The shuffleboard wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225618)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: provocative bull headed gas station

That’s why they call her Leather Heather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225188)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Jade set

nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure why the pussy would be the outlier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225192)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed weed whacker idiot

It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225193)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: titillating coiffed potus

this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s claims, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225223)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: Vivacious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225541)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible Locale Really Tough Guy

fuck my dick, this shit is dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225552)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: laughsome lodge background story

I'd rather jack off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225553)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Maniacal theater preventive strike

Probably because it gets drier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225194)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling liquid oxygen masturbator

ROTFLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225544)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Contagious hairless corner

grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225546)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: laughsome lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225550)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Vivacious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225579)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:24 AM
Author: umber community account

Not hard to grasp.

Older, droopier balls are better as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225573)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pit

these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; you could take them on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI_fOTDcBQE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49225593)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Vivacious ape

Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? I think I could genuinely beat them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49226718)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Big National

To be fair,

"Oh, are you one of those guys who likes young wet pussy? Lol..." *smirks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2"#49226717)