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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/08/25
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Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Violent Floppy Dingle Berry
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
silver new version depressive
  12/12/25
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nofapping walnut native community account
  12/17/25
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apoplectic olive property
  12/17/25
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Opaque Galvanic Friendly Grandma
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
jade box office
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
jade box office
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Lascivious autistic boiling water macaca
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Boyish Messiness
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
lol
fragrant address
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Boyish Messiness
  12/17/25
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Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
nofapping walnut native community account
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
fragrant address
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
nofapping walnut native community account
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
nofapping walnut native community account
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
wonderful emerald office dopamine
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
arrogant kitty cat gaming laptop
  12/17/25
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multi-colored house-broken pisswyrm
  12/17/25
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At-the-ready coffee pot national security agency
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Glittery Chapel Therapy
  12/17/25
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Razzle-dazzle voyeur
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Marvelous state sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
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Underhanded Orange Yarmulke
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Concupiscible Step-uncle's House
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
stirring gas station cumskin
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
wonderful emerald office dopamine
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
stirring gas station cumskin
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
wonderful emerald office dopamine
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
stirring gas station cumskin
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
heady forum striped hyena
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Concupiscible Step-uncle's House
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary
  12/17/25
...
heady forum striped hyena
  12/17/25
I am not!
Concupiscible Step-uncle's House
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Brindle bawdyhouse
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Violent Floppy Dingle Berry

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: silver new version depressive

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: nofapping walnut native community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: apoplectic olive property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: jade box office

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: jade box office

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lascivious autistic boiling water macaca

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Boyish Messiness

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: fragrant address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Boyish Messiness

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: nofapping walnut native community account

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: fragrant address

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: nofapping walnut native community account

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: nofapping walnut native community account

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: wonderful emerald office dopamine

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: arrogant kitty cat gaming laptop

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: multi-colored house-broken pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready coffee pot national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Glittery Chapel Therapy

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Marvelous state sneaky criminal

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Underhanded Orange Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible Step-uncle's House

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: stirring gas station cumskin

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: wonderful emerald office dopamine

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: stirring gas station cumskin

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: wonderful emerald office dopamine

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: stirring gas station cumskin

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: heady forum striped hyena

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Step-uncle's House

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling dog poop sanctuary

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: heady forum striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Step-uncle's House

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Brindle bawdyhouse

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518198)