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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Amethyst state nowag
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Lime Adventurous Roommate Alpha
  03/02/24
...
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
glittery garrison
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Amethyst state nowag
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
glittery garrison
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Amethyst state nowag
  03/02/24
lmao
house-broken zippy ratface
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
talented free-loading boltzmann
  03/03/24
...
Spruce pea-brained temple
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
mewling geriatric cuckoldry stag film
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
excitant antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
excitant antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
swashbuckling cumskin
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
motley sadistic juggernaut
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
white hunting ground
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
bronze legend volcanic crater
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
chartreuse orchestra pit
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Lemon legal warrant feces
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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house-broken zippy ratface
  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
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  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
glittery garrison
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
beta headpube halford
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Judgmental reading party
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Self-centered Ruby Clown Property
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
learning disabled den
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
bronze legend volcanic crater
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
motley sadistic juggernaut
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
chartreuse orchestra pit
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
swashbuckling cumskin
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
chartreuse orchestra pit
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Concupiscible Dead Half-breed
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
excitant antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Wine at-the-ready university jewess
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
swashbuckling cumskin
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
chartreuse orchestra pit
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
chartreuse orchestra pit
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Plum spectacular new version point
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Concupiscible Dead Half-breed
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
exhilarant gaming laptop coffee pot
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Amethyst state nowag

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Lime Adventurous Roommate Alpha

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: ultramarine bespoke puppy location



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: glittery garrison

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Amethyst state nowag

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: glittery garrison

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Amethyst state nowag

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: house-broken zippy ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: talented free-loading boltzmann

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Spruce pea-brained temple



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: mewling geriatric cuckoldry stag film

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling cumskin

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: motley sadistic juggernaut

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: white hunting ground

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: bronze legend volcanic crater

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Opaque wagecucks business firm

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: supple box office idea he suggested

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: galvanic mischievous trump supporter library

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Lemon legal warrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: ebony vengeful personal credit line cuck



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Lemon legal warrant feces

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: ebony vengeful personal credit line cuck

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: house-broken zippy ratface



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Pearly insane ticket booth



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: snowy titillating international law enforcement agency bawdyhouse

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: mahogany nursing home mexican

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: mahogany nursing home mexican

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: curious twinkling uncleanness hospital

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: glittery garrison

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: beta headpube halford

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Judgmental reading party

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Ruby Clown Property

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: learning disabled den

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: bronze legend volcanic crater

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: motley sadistic juggernaut

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling cumskin

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: flickering jade institution son of senegal

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Wine at-the-ready university jewess

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: supple box office idea he suggested

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Sepia haunting stead

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Naked diverse famous landscape painting

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Unholy rigor depressive

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: alcoholic orange parlor

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Wine at-the-ready university jewess

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: topaz cruise ship generalized bond

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Plum spectacular new version point

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Comical abnormal market masturbator

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Gold tattoo

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Half-breed

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: mewling geriatric cuckoldry stag film

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Wine at-the-ready university jewess

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Avocado Sanctuary Toaster

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Avocado Sanctuary Toaster

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: infuriating forum useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling cumskin

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling office messiness

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Opaque wagecucks business firm

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Irradiated Avocado Sanctuary Toaster

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: saffron address

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Spruce pea-brained temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Amber histrionic chad organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Bateful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: bronze legend volcanic crater

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: copper parlour community account

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: exhilarant gaming laptop coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic azure house

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: ultramarine bespoke puppy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: copper parlour community account

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling office messiness

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered Aphrodisiac Site

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: topaz cruise ship generalized bond

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Plum spectacular new version point

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Half-breed

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: exhilarant gaming laptop coffee pot

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: motley sadistic juggernaut

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Scarlet Stirring Codepig Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: greedy hissy fit doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: infuriating forum useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: violet fighting trust fund piazza

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: bronze legend volcanic crater

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: copper parlour community account

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Transparent well-lubricated menage immigrant

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: motley sadistic juggernaut

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: stimulating idiot theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Yellow pungent party of the first part boistinker

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: ultramarine bespoke puppy location

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: infuriating forum useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all Trip People Who Are Hurt Indian Lodge

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: big-titted voyeur



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: appetizing very tactful center

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: magenta native

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Plum spectacular new version point

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: dun metal philosopher-king

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Amber histrionic chad organic girlfriend

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Odious citrine locale water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic azure house

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Avocado Sanctuary Toaster

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Rusted hall

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2"#49545077)