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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Cowardly box office
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Judgmental french ticket booth
  04/09/24
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well-lubricated stead
  08/30/24
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spectacular sexy theatre
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Opaque cuckoldry indian lodge
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Electric whorehouse
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Marvelous sandwich church
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
appetizing cheese-eating hominid point
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
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  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
appetizing cheese-eating hominid point
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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Slimy mediation pistol
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
glassy center organic girlfriend
  04/09/24
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Hairraiser stage
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
racy clear crackhouse
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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Curious alcoholic depressive ceo
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To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Jet-lagged garrison sex offender
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
glassy center organic girlfriend
  04/09/24
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cracking fat ankles
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Electric whorehouse
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Electric whorehouse
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
?
Electric whorehouse
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
glassy center organic girlfriend
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
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  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
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You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Disturbing range
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I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
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TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
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  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Cowardly box office
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Judgmental french ticket booth
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Disturbing range
  04/09/24
Yes you are
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  04/09/24
Pedophile
Disturbing range
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dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Jet-lagged garrison sex offender
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Disturbing range
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
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The view. Lol.
titillating pisswyrm
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Beady-eyed chrome goal in life space
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Disturbing range
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Beady-eyed chrome goal in life space
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Disturbing range
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
cerise histrionic house friendly grandma
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
odious church building
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
excitant people who are hurt field
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
titillating pisswyrm
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
excitant people who are hurt field
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
titillating pisswyrm
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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appetizing cheese-eating hominid point
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
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  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
titillating pisswyrm
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
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Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Disturbing range
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
appetizing cheese-eating hominid point
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Disturbing range
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
appetizing cheese-eating hominid point
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Disturbing range

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Cowardly box office

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Judgmental french ticket booth

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular sexy theatre



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Opaque cuckoldry indian lodge

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Disturbing range

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Disturbing range

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Disturbing range

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Disturbing range

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Electric whorehouse

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Marvelous sandwich church

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: passionate tanning salon dragon

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: glassy center organic girlfriend

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Slimy mediation pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Disturbing range

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: glassy center organic girlfriend

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: racy clear crackhouse

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: racy clear crackhouse

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Disturbing range

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Curious alcoholic depressive ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser stage



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: navy regret school cafeteria



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged garrison sex offender

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Disturbing range

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: glassy center organic girlfriend

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: cracking fat ankles



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Electric whorehouse

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Disturbing range

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Electric whorehouse

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Electric whorehouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: glassy center organic girlfriend

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: glassy center organic girlfriend

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: navy regret school cafeteria

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Disturbing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: godawful double fault coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Nofapping coral old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: provocative weed whacker gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Nofapping coral old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48677120)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hospital

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Disturbing range

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hospital

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Disturbing range

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hospital

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Disturbing range

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hospital

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: high-end carnelian corner masturbator

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Cowardly box office

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Judgmental french ticket booth

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Cowardly box office

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Disturbing range

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: aquamarine wonderful public bath

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Chestnut Queen Of The Night

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: crimson hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: aquamarine wonderful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: spectacular sexy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Galvanic Hissy Fit National

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged garrison sex offender

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Disturbing range

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: azure big property

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chrome goal in life space

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: titillating pisswyrm

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chrome goal in life space

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Disturbing range

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chrome goal in life space

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Disturbing range

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: cerise histrionic house friendly grandma

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: odious church building

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: excitant people who are hurt field

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: titillating pisswyrm

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: excitant people who are hurt field

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: titillating pisswyrm

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: bright glittery abode

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: magical laser beams cruise ship

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Disturbing range

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: excitant people who are hurt field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Ungodly set love of her life

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control fishy coldplay fan

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: titillating pisswyrm

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Out-of-control fishy coldplay fan

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: ruddy razzmatazz faggot firefighter market

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Disturbing range

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Disturbing range

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Disturbing range

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: slap-happy autistic address

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control fishy coldplay fan

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Slimy mediation pistol

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Disturbing range

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: high-end carnelian corner masturbator

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Disturbing range

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: high-end carnelian corner masturbator

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Disturbing range

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: high-end carnelian corner masturbator

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Slimy mediation pistol

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Disturbing range

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Slimy mediation pistol

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: slap-happy autistic address

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Marvelous sandwich church

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: high-end carnelian corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: thirsty nighttime stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating hominid point

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic private investor

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: boyish codepig dopamine



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: violet wagecucks boistinker

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



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