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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
exciting crusty orchestra pit pistol
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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bossy base
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mint diverse corner striped hyena
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Black Splenetic Son Of Senegal Indirect Expression
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
cream laser beams
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
cream laser beams
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
cream laser beams
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
cream laser beams
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
cream laser beams
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Hyperventilating maize codepig
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
cream laser beams
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Jet 180 brunch philosopher-king
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Crimson haunted graveyard
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Gold Lay Police Squad
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Crimson haunted graveyard
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/09/24
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shimmering arousing pit
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/09/24
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razzle private investor area
  04/09/24
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Unholy temple patrolman
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Puce Kitchen
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Puce Kitchen
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
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dull principal's office tank
  04/09/24
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Unholy temple patrolman
  04/11/24
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Federal adventurous stag film
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
razzle private investor area
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/09/24
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lascivious fantasy-prone native
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Hyperventilating maize codepig
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Hyperventilating maize codepig
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
?
Hyperventilating maize codepig
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
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  04/10/24
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Cracking blue associate home
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Judas Jones
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
vibrant wagecucks
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
vibrant wagecucks
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
vibrant wagecucks
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
vibrant wagecucks
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Crimson haunted graveyard
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Passionate Field
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
exciting crusty orchestra pit pistol
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Olive Gaping Step-uncle's House
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
Yes you are
exciting crusty orchestra pit pistol
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Cracking blue associate home
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
frozen office community account
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
razzle private investor area
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Cracking blue associate home
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
cream laser beams
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
razzle-dazzle candlestick maker meetinghouse
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Histrionic heaven
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
razzle-dazzle candlestick maker meetinghouse
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
razzle-dazzle candlestick maker meetinghouse
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Cracking blue associate home
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
cream laser beams
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
curious set boiling water
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Internet-worthy jew
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Histrionic heaven
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Internet-worthy jew
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Histrionic heaven
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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Internet-worthy jew
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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  04/10/24
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Crimson haunted graveyard
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Appetizing church building kitty
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Histrionic heaven
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Appetizing church building kitty
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
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  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Crimson haunted graveyard
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Cracking blue associate home
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Crimson haunted graveyard
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Cracking blue associate home
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
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shimmering arousing pit
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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Passionate Field
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
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Passionate Field
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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  04/11/24
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  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: exciting crusty orchestra pit pistol

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Olive Gaping Step-uncle's House

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: bossy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: mint diverse corner striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Black Splenetic Son Of Senegal Indirect Expression

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: cream laser beams

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cream laser beams

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: cream laser beams

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: cream laser beams

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: cream laser beams

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating maize codepig

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: cream laser beams

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Jet 180 brunch philosopher-king

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Gold Lay Police Squad

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: shimmering arousing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: razzle private investor area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Unholy temple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Puce Kitchen

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Puce Kitchen

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: dull principal's office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Unholy temple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Federal adventurous stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: razzle private investor area

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: lascivious fantasy-prone native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating maize codepig

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating maize codepig

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating maize codepig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Cordovan Contagious Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Federal adventurous stag film

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Gay keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: bearded impressive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Irradiated bistre dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: bearded impressive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: vibrant wagecucks

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: vibrant wagecucks

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: vibrant wagecucks

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: vibrant wagecucks

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Passionate Field

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: exciting crusty orchestra pit pistol

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Olive Gaping Step-uncle's House

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: exciting crusty orchestra pit pistol

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: provocative ruddy trailer park

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Flushed mad cow disease

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: salmon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: provocative ruddy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: mint diverse corner striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: frozen office community account

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: razzle private investor area

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: cream laser beams

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: orange pervert background story

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle candlestick maker meetinghouse

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle candlestick maker meetinghouse

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle candlestick maker meetinghouse

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: cream laser beams

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: curious set boiling water

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy jew

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy jew

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Histrionic heaven

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: marvelous university cuckold

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: deep box office elastic band

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Irate hyperactive point

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Appetizing church building kitty

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Histrionic heaven

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Appetizing church building kitty

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: bright sadistic space

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Translucent shrine friendly grandma

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Appetizing church building kitty

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: shimmering arousing pit

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Passionate Field

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Passionate Field

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Passionate Field

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: shimmering arousing pit

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Cracking blue associate home

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: shimmering arousing pit

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Translucent shrine friendly grandma

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Jet 180 brunch philosopher-king

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Passionate Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Charismatic menage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Crimson haunted graveyard

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Yellow glittery cumskin legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mentally impaired hairy legs plaza

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2"#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Volcanic Crater



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Red organic girlfriend center

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: fuchsia brethren



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