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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Onyx corner
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
180 tanning salon round eye
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
bright judgmental market
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Onyx corner
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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  03/14/20
upset
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  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Onyx corner
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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  03/14/20
Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Onyx corner
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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amazing follow up
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Onyx corner

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: 180 tanning salon round eye

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: bright judgmental market

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Vengeful soul-stirring hell liquid oxygen

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Supple Embarrassed To The Bone Potus Death Wish

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: avocado ladyboy business firm

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Onyx corner

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Metal blathering area sweet tailpipe

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: bright judgmental market

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Laughsome mahogany sneaky criminal

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: mewling affirmative action

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Onyx corner

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Unhinged Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: rambunctious boltzmann

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: exciting bonkers forum



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: thriller mexican telephone

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: excitant silver pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Titillating Flesh Field

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Onyx corner

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Floppy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: sienna big public bath

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant Casino Pozpig

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic territorial blood rage theater stage

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Onyx corner

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: khaki curious locus sex offender

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Onyx corner

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: sienna big public bath

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling step-uncle's house

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: slimy factory reset button

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant Casino Pozpig

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Onyx corner

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: sadistic slippery rigor stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: purple hairraiser orchestra pit



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: amber bateful ape legal warrant

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Diverse Clown

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Onyx corner

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Diverse Clown

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Onyx corner

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Vibrant chartreuse hall

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: hilarious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Diverse Clown



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Emerald Famous Landscape Painting Chapel

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Supple Embarrassed To The Bone Potus Death Wish



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Vibrant chartreuse hall

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual gay wizard



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Onyx corner

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Maize cowardly juggernaut



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: chestnut insecure plaza



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: mewling affirmative action



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: purple hairraiser orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: sexy shivering faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: thriller mexican telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: sickened stimulating cuckoldry really tough guy

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: amethyst maniacal striped hyena black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: glittery sepia friendly grandma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone green indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: topaz jap nursing home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Pearly Apoplectic Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged patrolman rigpig

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: hilarious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Grizzly Adventurous Pit Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: mewling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Jet church building useless brakes

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: thriller mexican telephone

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Diverse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: trip set national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: hilarious temple

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: amethyst maniacal striped hyena black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: copper razzmatazz school cafeteria degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: glittery sepia friendly grandma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: talking stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine marvelous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Appetizing electric furnace corn cake

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Onyx corner

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: trip set national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: chestnut insecure plaza

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Supple Embarrassed To The Bone Potus Death Wish

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: chestnut insecure plaza

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: coral galvanic travel guidebook gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: slate hateful mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Dashing Base

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Onyx corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: hyperactive address

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: awkward umber lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: soggy orange deer antler

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed crimson macaca

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Pearly Apoplectic Place Of Business

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: purple hairraiser orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Charismatic bistre native pistol

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: mewling affirmative action

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Onyx corner

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Disgusting Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: purple hairraiser orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: mewling affirmative action

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: topaz jap nursing home

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: sickened stimulating cuckoldry really tough guy

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Supple Embarrassed To The Bone Potus Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Flickering roommate

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: thriller mexican telephone

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: sienna big public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: amethyst maniacal striped hyena black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: boyish frozen resort

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: purple hairraiser orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Lake location personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Diverse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: hyperactive address

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Supple Embarrassed To The Bone Potus Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Translucent talented site fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: hilarious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: light tattoo station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Flickering roommate

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Vibrant chartreuse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: sickened stimulating cuckoldry really tough guy

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: vivacious bisexual gay wizard

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Onyx corner

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Flickering roommate

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: vivacious bisexual gay wizard

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: hyperactive address

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson macaca

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: purple hairraiser orchestra pit

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome mahogany sneaky criminal

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Onyx corner

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: sickened stimulating cuckoldry really tough guy

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Stirring rusted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated idea he suggested elastic band

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Onyx corner

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: sickened stimulating cuckoldry really tough guy

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: khaki curious locus sex offender

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Onyx corner

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: histrionic maroon brethren spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: sickened stimulating cuckoldry really tough guy

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: awkward umber lodge

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: arousing national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: fluffy cerebral filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: slate hateful mad-dog skullcap digit ratio

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: passionate boistinker

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Wine heady ticket booth

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: light tattoo station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#49346693)