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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: vivacious angry dog poop locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: bipolar home brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: stirring costumed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Navy Laughsome Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Grizzly foreskin national

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Grizzly foreskin national

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Vigorous violent preventive strike

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Henna buck-toothed school cafeteria

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Contagious Boiling Water Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone glassy area famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Locale Laser Beams

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Brilliant Legal Warrant

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Cowardly orange rigor

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle round eye

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: copper sadistic haunted graveyard

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: chest-beating useless brakes rigpig

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Ungodly Dilemma Kitty

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Bearded Multi-billionaire Piazza

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Spectacular State

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: lemon people who are hurt affirmative action

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: chest-beating useless brakes rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136986)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Hot vermilion deer antler

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: khaki medicated dysfunction

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Yellow fat ankles

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Big crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Chrome doobsian pozpig

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: shaky business firm

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded outnumbered pit pistol

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Sable passionate coldplay fan

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: underhanded frum halford corner

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Unhinged Thirsty Corn Cake Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Adulterous Fortuitous Meteor Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Federal hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Vibrant keepsake machete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: ruddy razzle scourge upon the earth faggotry

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: underhanded frum halford corner

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Know-it-all hyperactive gaming laptop filthpig

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Mint Market New Version

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Native Fanboi

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: underhanded frum halford corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: sinister hominid

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: flatulent chestnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: hideous goyim mad-dog skullcap

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated honey-headed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Contagious Boiling Water Site

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: crawly coffee pot

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Violent community account philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: pearly spot dragon

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Onyx shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: twisted walnut hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: slap-happy azn

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: twisted walnut hunting ground

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: frisky avocado theatre gay wizard

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: lascivious ceo indian lodge

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Unholy garrison prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all hyperactive gaming laptop filthpig

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: chest-beating useless brakes rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: magenta house-broken mad cow disease menage

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: lavender hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Fiercely-loyal Range Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Irradiated Cobalt Background Story

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: sexy brunch trump supporter

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Disturbing half-breed sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Unholy garrison prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: sexy brunch trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: copper sadistic haunted graveyard

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: crimson skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: chest-beating useless brakes rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Dashing ultramarine school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Iridescent rough-skinned casino sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Iridescent rough-skinned casino sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Iridescent rough-skinned casino sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: drab up-to-no-good church building place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Idiotic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: glittery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: glittery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: emerald den clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Ungodly Dilemma Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Cheese-eating blue hell roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: insane space quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Disgusting bateful national security agency property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Aqua indecent police squad doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Hairless flesh mood hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Brilliant Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Hairless flesh mood hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: translucent swashbuckling incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Domesticated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Purple University Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Domesticated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Racy Queen Of The Night Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Spruce puppy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Impertinent dull lettuce mental disorder

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: nighttime exhilarant degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ratface main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Hairless flesh mood hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2"#49226371)