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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the ...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Milky trailer park digit ratio
  01/18/26
Ty bb
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
diverse shrine
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
based
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He's black, isn't he?
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  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
Tan gunner chad
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
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i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
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you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
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three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
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Some cumskin...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
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For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Milky trailer park digit ratio
  01/18/26
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heady garnet field
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
self-centered dingle berry
  01/18/26
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Bearded principal's office party of the first part
  01/18/26
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Onyx Stirring Sound Barrier
  01/18/26
Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads
jcm
  02/04/26
jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full...
Quality Learing Center alumnus
  02/04/26
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heady garnet field
  01/18/26
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heady garnet field
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Histrionic balding parlour patrolman
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Histrionic balding parlour patrolman
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
?
Histrionic balding parlour patrolman
  01/18/26
(fag)
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Histrionic balding parlour patrolman
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
cr
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  01/18/26
Mazel tov
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...
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  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
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  01/18/26
💋
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
Congrats!
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  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
heady garnet field
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
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  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
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  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
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cr
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it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
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congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
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I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
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does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
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TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
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but will you?
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want to be pipe raped?
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(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
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Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
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shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
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❤️
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you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
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Congrats
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OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Histrionic balding parlour patrolman
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
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seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
heady garnet field
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180 you made it
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  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
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not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
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not flame, faggot
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!!!
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i'll text you pics
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...
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You're a literal Turd.
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congrats
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When pics
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Congrats
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2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
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What do you play? I DABBLE.
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That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
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I clearly meant providing an heir
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180 congrats. Did you have a party?
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What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
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GAY
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Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
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Congratulations
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  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
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  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
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  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
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  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
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  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
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  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
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  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
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  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
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  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
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  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
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  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
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  01/18/26
180, congrats !
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  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
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  01/24/26
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  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
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  01/18/26
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heady garnet field
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
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  01/18/26
He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do
jcm
  02/04/26
does your husband know that you're fat
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  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
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  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Milky trailer park digit ratio
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
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  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
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  01/18/26
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  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
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  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
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  01/18/26
180, congrats!
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  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
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  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
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I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
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  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
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Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
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  01/19/26
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  01/23/26
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  01/24/26
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  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
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  01/24/26
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  01/24/26
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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the thing.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Milky trailer park digit ratio

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: diverse shrine

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: diverse shrine

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: spruce swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Milky trailer park digit ratio

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: heady garnet field

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Tan gunner chad

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: heady garnet field

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: heady garnet field

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: heady garnet field

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Milky trailer park digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Milky trailer park digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: heady garnet field

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Milky trailer park digit ratio

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: self-centered dingle berry

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Bearded principal's office party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Onyx Stirring Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600014)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: jcm

Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49645622)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full meaning of why peterman is now working the lots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49645623)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: heady garnet field

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: heady garnet field

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: heady garnet field

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: boyish idea he suggested ceo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: vibrant greedy orchestra pit

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: contagious spot

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: heady garnet field

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Wild dashing mental disorder depressive

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: heady garnet field

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: dead carnelian cruise ship double fault

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: dead carnelian cruise ship double fault

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: boyish idea he suggested ceo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: burgundy house

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Aquamarine Motley Antidepressant Drug

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: heady garnet field

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: sexy beady-eyed box office

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine Motley Antidepressant Drug

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: burgundy house

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Onyx Stirring Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cerise kitchen dopamine

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: heady garnet field

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: cerise kitchen dopamine

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: heady garnet field

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Bull Headed Bonkers Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Brindle address cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Onyx Stirring Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: elite clown jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlor Windowlicker

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Stimulating know-it-all therapy

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: heady garnet field

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: adventurous pearly trump supporter philosopher-king

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: heady garnet field

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: heady garnet field

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: heady garnet field

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: heady garnet field

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: racy mother

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: electric ladyboy

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: lilac laughsome stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: translucent alcoholic faggot firefighter half-breed

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Stimulating know-it-all therapy

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: maroon razzmatazz casino new version

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: maroon razzmatazz casino new version

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: maroon razzmatazz casino new version

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: maroon razzmatazz casino new version

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Razzle mediation

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Sticky Thriller Location Cuck

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: heady garnet field

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Sticky Thriller Location Cuck

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: sienna brunch

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Sticky Thriller Location Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Startled potus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: dun bateful lodge scourge upon the earth

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Titillating Stain

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: curious lavender base

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: sienna brunch

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Impertinent Theater Stage Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: heady garnet field

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: curious lavender base

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: bipolar space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: sexy beady-eyed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: coral hell

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: bipolar space

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like painfully honest marketing idea

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Brindle address cuckoldry

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Mad-dog Skullcap

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mint dragon fat ankles

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Bearded principal's office party of the first part

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: heady garnet field

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Fishy Marvelous Nibblets

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready rusted gaming laptop center

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: excitant pea-brained pocket flask

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49598989)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: jcm

He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49645621)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: apoplectic institution jap

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: sexy beady-eyed box office

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Milky trailer park digit ratio

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: heady garnet field

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: sienna brunch

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: dun bateful lodge scourge upon the earth

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Main People

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Red stubborn wrinkle

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: doobsian gay ratface pozpig

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: dark headpube

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: wonderful international law enforcement agency laser beams

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: heady garnet field

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Onyx Stirring Sound Barrier

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Impertinent Theater Stage Indirect Expression

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: heady garnet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: vigorous son of senegal church

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Seedy rehab

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Fishy Marvelous Nibblets

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Histrionic balding parlour patrolman



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: doobsian gay ratface pozpig



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: bistre mentally impaired ape

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: heady garnet field

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2"#49614165)