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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
lilac gas station death wish
  12/08/25
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lilac gas station death wish
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Comical gaping boltzmann
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
naked slap-happy orchestra pit private investor
  12/12/25
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bipolar hell nowag
  12/17/25
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Greedy House
  12/17/25
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alcoholic stock car public bath
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Spectacular lime dilemma
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
lilac gas station death wish
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Spectacular lime dilemma
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
lilac gas station death wish
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
White french chef site
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
lilac gas station death wish
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
fear-inspiring burgundy ticket booth messiness
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
lilac gas station death wish
  12/18/25
lol
Hyperventilating Goal In Life
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
fear-inspiring burgundy ticket booth messiness
  12/17/25
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lilac gas station death wish
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
bipolar hell nowag
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
bistre kink-friendly main people
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Hyperventilating Goal In Life
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
bipolar hell nowag
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
bistre kink-friendly main people
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
bipolar hell nowag
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Azure Charismatic Senate Tank
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
chest-beating property
  12/17/25
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Cream exhilarant blood rage factory reset button
  12/17/25
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histrionic trailer park coffee pot
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Racy very tactful lodge keepsake machete
  12/17/25
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thriller maroon newt school cafeteria
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
lilac gas station death wish
  12/17/25
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pungent range idea he suggested
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
rebellious locus hairy legs
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Aromatic Massive School
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Azure Charismatic Senate Tank
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Aromatic Massive School
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Azure Charismatic Senate Tank
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Aromatic Massive School
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Maniacal Half-breed
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
bistre kink-friendly main people
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
rebellious locus hairy legs
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
bistre kink-friendly main people
  12/17/25
...
Maniacal Half-breed
  12/17/25
I am not!
rebellious locus hairy legs
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Arrogant lavender faggotry parlour
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Comical gaping boltzmann

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: naked slap-happy orchestra pit private investor

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: bipolar hell nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Greedy House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: alcoholic stock car public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Spectacular lime dilemma

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Spectacular lime dilemma

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: White french chef site

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring burgundy ticket booth messiness

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Goal In Life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring burgundy ticket booth messiness

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: bipolar hell nowag

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bistre kink-friendly main people

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Goal In Life

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: bipolar hell nowag

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: bistre kink-friendly main people

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: bipolar hell nowag

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Azure Charismatic Senate Tank

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: chest-beating property

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Cream exhilarant blood rage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: histrionic trailer park coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Racy very tactful lodge keepsake machete

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: thriller maroon newt school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: lilac gas station death wish

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: pungent range idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: rebellious locus hairy legs

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Massive School

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Azure Charismatic Senate Tank

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Massive School

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Azure Charismatic Senate Tank

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Aromatic Massive School

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Maniacal Half-breed

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: bistre kink-friendly main people

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: rebellious locus hairy legs

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: bistre kink-friendly main people

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Maniacal Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: rebellious locus hairy legs

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Arrogant lavender faggotry parlour

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518198)