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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:45 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Grizzly sweet tailpipe

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020166)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Elite Athletic Conference Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026042)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Naked vivacious corner

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: vermilion background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: idiotic rehab striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: electric coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: vermilion background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Grizzly sweet tailpipe

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: vermilion background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: idiotic rehab striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: kink-friendly telephone space

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: yellow offensive lay puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: Trip Carnelian Dragon Gaming Laptop

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Elite Athletic Conference Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: crawly overrated goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Frozen bateful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Disturbing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: electric coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful stain shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: carmine doctorate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: heady market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: olive coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Big-titted lodge police squad

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: yellow offensive lay puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: carmine doctorate main people

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: lemon weed whacker shrine

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: light zippy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Buff faggot firefighter pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated university

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Disturbing house

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Medicated Locale

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Cracking cyan center

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: bronze school cafeteria karate

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: chrome bearded heaven

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: bronze school cafeteria karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: light zippy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: pearl talking scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral theater factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Cracking cyan center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: yellow offensive lay puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: vermilion background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Thirsty razzle-dazzle principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Naked vivacious corner

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Frozen bateful temple

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive turdskin church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: vermilion background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Grizzly sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Comical gas station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: gold spot volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Orchid Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: heady market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: chestnut mediation

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: ultramarine aromatic feces mood

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Associate

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Passionate cowardly persian

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: dark startling institution pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Grizzly sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Violent Turquoise Sneaky Criminal

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: maniacal white cuckoldry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Grizzly sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Orchid Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Bistre fragrant rigpig

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: Mentally impaired frisky trust fund nursing home

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Thirsty razzle-dazzle principal's office

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: ultramarine aromatic feces mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: galvanic copper school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Abnormal Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Godawful wild gaping location

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic trailer park

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Orchid Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: supple business firm ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring native elastic band

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: smoky abusive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646600)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: olive coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#45646657)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#46877668)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: thriller whorehouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#47138356)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Orchid Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#48940738)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2"#49391643)