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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: thriller halford

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park gay wizard

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Amber pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: boyish demanding kitty



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Brass supple son of senegal spot

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Brass supple son of senegal spot

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Angry transparent pistol cruise ship

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: thriller halford

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Angry transparent pistol cruise ship

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: thriller halford

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: erotic coffee pot boistinker



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Razzle dingle berry

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: thriller halford

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: thriller halford

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed address



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Burgundy institution preventive strike

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Thirsty Menage

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: blathering theater stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park gay wizard

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Thirsty Menage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: electric hot stage

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park gay wizard

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: thriller halford

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted dashing death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Irate area

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy black woman

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Salmon Irradiated Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: thriller halford

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: thriller halford

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy black woman

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Theatre

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: slap-happy pink hominid house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: slap-happy pink hominid house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: stirring umber main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Angry transparent pistol cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Citrine insane sex offender yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Big milky goyim

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Thirsty Menage

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Vigorous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: confused turquoise half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Mauve Trust Fund Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: claret philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Magical self-centered corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: trip organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Free-loading partner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: claret philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pale pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: pale pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: bonkers aquamarine fortuitous meteor

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Salmon Irradiated Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Seedy Overrated Lettuce Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: slate cracking casino stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Big milky goyim

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling fishy native regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pale pervert trump supporter

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Slippery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: lake hairraiser center useless brakes

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Violent fear-inspiring theater

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Sticky doobsian range love of her life

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Big milky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing market internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: useless piazza

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: motley frozen garrison jap

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Sadistic party of the first part principal's office

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone lay

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Green disrespectful point

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Tan 180 school wagecucks

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Amber pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Peach infuriating faggot firefighter library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Heady puce corner

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Nubile Crimson Prole Forum

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant set

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant set

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Heady puce corner

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Clear Rambunctious Turdskin

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: buck-toothed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Passionate anal ape

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Big milky goyim

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Vibrant telephone

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: flickering goal in life den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling national circlehead

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Diverse Bawdyhouse Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Lemon cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Brass supple son of senegal spot

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Very Tactful Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Talking Contagious Lodge Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Spectacular Very Tactful Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: stimulating henna shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lilac house-broken step-uncle's house

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Green disrespectful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: cowardly histrionic school cafeteria

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: slap-happy pink hominid house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Bright narrow-minded meetinghouse

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Bright narrow-minded meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: smoky excitant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Amber pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Soggy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: stirring umber main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Coral fragrant university patrolman

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Awkward gay senate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Coral fragrant university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Coral fragrant university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: sapphire rigor nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Awkward gay senate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: wonderful canary plaza masturbator

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: thriller halford

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chapel water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: odious chad abode

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: racy deranged business firm new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: slap-happy pink hominid house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: slap-happy pink hominid house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: stirring umber main people

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Green disrespectful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: deep community account mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Flesh arousing parlor digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: glittery locus

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: slap-happy pink hominid house

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: bisexual balding pit selfie

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: ivory razzmatazz stead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: ivory razzmatazz stead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Shaky crusty state stain

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Zippy Brindle Hell Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: laughsome olive office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Sickened Indian Lodge Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Talking Contagious Lodge Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Soggy mental disorder

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Comical heaven elastic band

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: ivory razzmatazz stead striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Pearl Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Pearl Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling national circlehead

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: exciting azure temple haunted graveyard

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Charismatic aggressive station

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: claret philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Abnormal shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Charismatic aggressive station

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Abnormal shitlib

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Charismatic aggressive station

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Charismatic aggressive station

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: racy deranged business firm new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: ultramarine field candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: bistre church kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Magical self-centered corn cake

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: mustard fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Flesh arousing parlor digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible resort

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Unhinged Yapping Athletic Conference Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: adventurous nursing home mad-dog skullcap

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Awkward gay senate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: honey-headed affirmative action ceo

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Flatulent Bronze Public Bath Boiling Water

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: boyish demanding kitty

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Flesh arousing parlor digit ratio

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49363699)