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I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms,...
abusive lay
  02/10/26
If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like t...
light hell
  02/10/26
Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF
abusive lay
  02/10/26
where is all of the snow?
Spruce beady-eyed scourge upon the earth
  02/11/26
, he lisped.
Big-titted swashbuckling theater stage
  02/10/26
He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 ...
Milky Striped Hyena
  02/10/26
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Roblox
  02/15/26
Almost none of that wood is split
dull base son of senegal
  02/10/26
I will split you right in half you asshole
abusive lay
  02/10/26
And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible. Disc...
Milky Striped Hyena
  02/10/26
How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend?
abusive lay
  02/10/26
Split those huge logs Separate pile for the smaller stuff ...
Milky Striped Hyena
  02/10/26
I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through thi...
abusive lay
  02/10/26
My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore toni...
abusive lay
  02/10/26
My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable woo...
hot set wagecucks
  02/10/26
it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, i...
Maize market mood
  02/11/26
did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao
Sickened gas station
  02/10/26
Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my...
abusive lay
  02/10/26
I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to spli...
sapphire aromatic clown parlour
  02/11/26
Can you move it to a covered location? It's gonna get rained...
Flushed costumed pit boiling water
  02/11/26
check this out: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  02/15/26


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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: abusive lay

I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms, giving thanks, breathing life into creation with a maul and a wedge and nothing but brute strength

https://imgur.com/a/rfjhy6s

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: light hell

If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like that, you're a massive asshole. It's not 1950, we know now that it's exceptionally unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662218)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: abusive lay

Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF

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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Spruce beady-eyed scourge upon the earth

where is all of the snow?

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Big-titted swashbuckling theater stage

, he lisped.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Milky Striped Hyena

He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 fuck libs

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Date: February 15th, 2026 10:23 PM
Author: Roblox



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: dull base son of senegal

Almost none of that wood is split

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: abusive lay

I will split you right in half you asshole

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Milky Striped Hyena

And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible.

Disco a fat lying retard yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662380)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: abusive lay

How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662381)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Milky Striped Hyena

Split those huge logs

Separate pile for the smaller stuff

Exthperth recommend alternating the rows 90 degrees to encourage airflow but I never bother with that, I just don't stack super tight and let air do what it do

But ur sloppy pyramid shows you started with a semblance of organization then got lazy and started tossing pieces on top aka the story of ur life: beginning a task in earnest, rapidly getting shittier, and quitting while blaming an obesity-related ailment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662394)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: abusive lay

I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through this section. There is oh so much to split. You haven’t seen the other half of the pile on the other side of the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662479)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: abusive lay

My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore tonight. Fuck! Fuck!

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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: hot set wagecucks

My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable wood pile.

On the plus side you’re set for a sick bonfire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662395)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Maize market mood

it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, it won't generate any actual flames

he needs to split it properly, stack it properly, let it dry out for a year or two, and only THEN use it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49663209)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Sickened gas station

did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662400)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: abusive lay

Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my arms, into the maul, and thundered down with all my might to split these logs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49662475)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: sapphire aromatic clown parlour

I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to split wood. I was in charge of building the fire growing up, and our house didn't have central air/heat.

I had this special technique where I would gather rich pine/lighter pine/fat wood. I'd split that with an ax. Then I'd take the little sticks of it and break them with my hands over the top of the ax handle with the ax standing up. Think the motion where you break a stick over your knee. This would produce 2 splintery ends on the rich pine. They ignite instantly and fast.

So I'd pile a few of the splintery rich pine in the fireplace, and layer thin sticks of regular dried pine on top. When it got going, I'd stack in the oak and other hardwood like sweetgum. I'd have that thing heated up in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49663203)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Flushed costumed pit boiling water

Can you move it to a covered location? It's gonna get rained on due to Hou--er--"New Jersey" experiencing a humid subtropical climate (Köppen climate classification Cfa), and then it's gonna get all rotted. You need to cover it so that it can dry out and be good for burning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49663419)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

check this out: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835283&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2"#49673141)