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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: grizzly slippery yarmulke It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Misunderstood sick ticket booth gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: razzle fantasy-prone messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Snowy 180 pozpig national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Histrionic casino did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Greedy menage "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Umber gas station (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Fragrant blathering locale dopamine "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: contagious stead legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: henna parlor immigrant (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: grizzly slippery yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Racy coldplay fan who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: grizzly slippery yarmulke Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Racy coldplay fan whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: grizzly slippery yarmulke CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: twisted dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: trip magical affirmative action heaven 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: pearl trailer park "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: twisted dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: naked charismatic temple place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49335487) |