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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Garnet Big Theater It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Odious school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: vibrant aquamarine jap faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: pontificating roast beef preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Jet-lagged Bbw did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Milky Hissy Fit Gunner "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: mentally impaired kitchen (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: 180 stage becky "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Maize Jew Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: spectacular dark church building hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: galvanic bronze address (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Garnet Big Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: hairraiser sooty home who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Garnet Big Theater Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: hairraiser sooty home whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Garnet Big Theater CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: talented step-uncle's house generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Vivacious business firm 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Supple gas station elastic band "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: talented step-uncle's house generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#41347456) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: know-it-all nubile striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49414142) |