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CharlesXII drawing the Battle of Austerlitz on napkins for his date

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Heady shivering dog poop pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319345)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Turquoise boltzmann



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: electric gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35324167)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: red chad



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Field

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Stimulating dull box office



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Primrose slippery abode giraffe



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: cerise dead rigor

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319361)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319365)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: cerise dead rigor

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: cerise dead rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Passionate milk lodge



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: cracking library prole



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319434)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Bossy scarlet marketing idea turdskin

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: tan fantasy-prone location



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Chestnut trip stain



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Motley Area



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: irate set



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Heady shivering dog poop pit

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: smoky outnumbered hall

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: brilliant casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Transparent abusive cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: histrionic temple yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: carnelian know-it-all son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Turquoise boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Crystalline ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Turquoise boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: tan fantasy-prone location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: burgundy parlor electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: stirring mood clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Dashing goyim menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: vivacious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: misanthropic lascivious sneaky criminal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Dashing goyim menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: painfully honest principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Heady shivering dog poop pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: cerise dead rigor

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line double fault

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: cerise dead rigor

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Passionate milk lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: drunken theater organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: smoky outnumbered hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Puce Sickened Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good space selfie

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: anal fuchsia friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: tan fantasy-prone location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Stimulating dull box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: canary apoplectic keepsake machete

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: titillating violent affirmative action twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: titillating violent affirmative action twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: painfully honest principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Offensive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: tan fantasy-prone location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling headpube fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Transparent abusive cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: bateful ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Passionate milk lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Dashing goyim menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: cracking library prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Puce Sickened Spot

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: vigorous quadroon

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Racy Overrated Therapy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Slimy idiotic trust fund kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line double fault

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: big rehab

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle personal credit line double fault

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: big rehab

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: painfully honest principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: cracking library prole

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: carnelian know-it-all son of senegal

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: electric gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: chrome unhinged church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Motley Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: carnelian know-it-all son of senegal

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: diverse shaky address

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: big rehab

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: drunken theater organic girlfriend

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: nudist walnut brethren idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: anal fuchsia friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: histrionic temple yarmulke

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Passionate milk lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: cracking library prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Offensive Heaven

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Turquoise boltzmann

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: brilliant casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: stirring mood clown

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Transparent abusive cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: opaque confused liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: cerise dead rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Provocative digit ratio dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Spectacular frozen property

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic temple yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: electric gas station faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Passionate milk lodge

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Puce Sickened Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: anal fuchsia friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: titillating violent affirmative action twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: chrome unhinged church psychic

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good space selfie

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: painfully honest principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Glassy really tough guy sound barrier

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: mauve brunch pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Fragrant bat shit crazy boistinker

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Awkward love of her life site

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged coldplay fan parlour

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Talented abnormal bawdyhouse degenerate

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Violent legal warrant newt

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: seedy dilemma

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Violent legal warrant newt

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Passionate milk lodge

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Violent legal warrant newt

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Passionate milk lodge

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Passionate milk lodge

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular frozen property

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: supple lavender ratface cumskin

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Dark Sex Offender Dingle Berry

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: chest-beating kitchen

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Primrose slippery abode giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Irradiated pale orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Cowardly Death Wish Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Glittery halford stage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: chest-beating kitchen

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Sticky stubborn athletic conference

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: irate set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good space selfie

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Awkward love of her life site

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Obsidian native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: misanthropic lascivious sneaky criminal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: misanthropic lascivious sneaky criminal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good space selfie

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: painfully honest principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: painfully honest principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Motley Area

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: adventurous elastic band hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: seedy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: seedy dilemma

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: chrome unhinged church psychic

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: drab nibblets kitty cat

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Primrose slippery abode giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Comical striped hyena voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Primrose slippery abode giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: hideous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling headpube fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: multi-colored lilac gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous elastic band hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: beta charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408079)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: adventurous elastic band hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49408115)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2"#49540797)