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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Flickering trip blood rage | 10/09/12 |
| Flickering trip blood rage | 10/09/12 |
| Flickering trip blood rage | 10/10/12 |
| hyperventilating frozen dilemma boiling water | 10/10/12 |
| overrated electric nibblets | 10/10/12 |
| Splenetic startled roommate | 10/10/12 |
| clear confused cuck | 10/10/12 |
| unhinged toilet seat legal warrant | 10/10/12 |
| clear confused cuck | 10/10/12 |
| Bateful bright stag film | 10/10/12 |
| Demanding garrison therapy | 05/15/23 |
| Flickering trip blood rage | 10/10/12 |
| Cracking claret site | 10/10/12 |
| Gold plaza | 10/10/12 |
| anal stubborn turdskin | 10/29/12 |
| nudist digit ratio | 05/14/23 |
| Floppy maize pozpig locus | 10/29/12 |
| Duck-like immigrant | 10/29/12 |
| carmine dysfunction | 05/15/23 |
| pearl well-lubricated station pistol | 05/15/23 |
| Plum mewling stage | 05/15/23 |
| orange racy university | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Flickering trip blood rage http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Flickering trip blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Flickering trip blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: hyperventilating frozen dilemma boiling water lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: overrated electric nibblets What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Splenetic startled roommate http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: clear confused cuck dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: unhinged toilet seat legal warrant Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: clear confused cuck cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Bateful bright stag film "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Demanding garrison therapy It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Flickering trip blood rage Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Cracking claret site tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Gold plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: anal stubborn turdskin awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: nudist digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Floppy maize pozpig locus these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Duck-like immigrant Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: carmine dysfunction 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: pearl well-lubricated station pistol You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Plum mewling stage lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: orange racy university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#49639607) |