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Date: September 2nd, 2025 7:27 AM Author: underhanded fanboi heaven
INT. WEST WING CORRIDOR – NIGHT
(CAMERA PUSHES IN as the group strides down the hall, papers flying, staffers dodging out of the way. Dialogue overlaps in classic Sorkin cadence.)
TRUMP
Tomorrow morning. Big announcement. People are gonna go crazy.
WILES
Mr. President, we need a press lock by five, you can’t tease an announcement of an announcement without a holding statement.
MILLER
I’ve already drafted one: “The President makes an announcement.” Short. Declarative. Apocalyptic.
VANCE
Apocalyptic?
MILLER
It tests well with evangelicals.
RUBIO (holding a glossy pamphlet)
Or, we could roll out the Corolla cross-promotion, giant ribbon across the Rose Garden, “Tomorrow, everything changes,” zero percent APR—
WILES
Marco, this is the White House, not Marco Rubio Toyota of Coral Gables.
RUBIO
We validated parking for Kavanaugh’s clerk once, technically that’s government adjacent.
TRUMP
Marco sells cars. Very good cars. Everybody says so. Best cars. Tremendous deals. He’s like Henry Ford if Henry Ford was Cuban and a little sweaty.
VANCE
Sir, just to clarify, this isn’t the actual announcement, this is the announcement that you’ll be making an announcement?
TRUMP
That’s how television works, JD. You don’t just roll out the shark in the first act. You say, “Wait for it.” Spielberg did it, Trump does it.
WILES
Spielberg didn’t run for reelection.
TRUMP
Maybe he should’ve. Probably would’ve won.
MILLER
We should seed language about destiny, legacy, forces of history converging—
WILES
No destiny. You sound like Rasputin with a hairpiece.
RUBIO
I’ve got a fog machine in the back of the Camry if we need visual drama.
WILES (snaps)
Marco! No fog machines in the West Wing.
(They stop in front of the press briefing room. Trump turns, solemn, the camera catching the gravity—while Rubio awkwardly juggles a car brochure.)
TRUMP
Tomorrow morning. It’ll be the greatest announcement of an announcement anyone’s ever seen. Believe me.
(Music swells, walk resumes, overlapping chatter as credits roll.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768795&forum_id=2"#49230193) |
Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:54 PM Author: diverse sepia rehab
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Sep 2
The Nintendo Switch 2 is a TOTAL DISASTER. Everyone is talking about it, everyone says the same thing: NO GAMES. Sad! If I were in charge of Nintendo (and many people wish I was), I would start firing people until they start releasing games people actually want to play. Believe me, we can do it. Mario, Zelda, the little animals, all of them! We will bring the games BACK, and it will be beautiful.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768795&forum_id=2"#49231101) |
Date: September 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM Author: charismatic vermilion center
Chrisco44
@_Captain_C_
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14h
Well the man is a boss 1000% so you lib cucks should probably be worried. Just saying!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768795&forum_id=2"#49231204) |
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