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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
tell me
contagious lemon prole cruise ship
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
citrine home pocket flask
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
zippy charismatic mad cow disease
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Fighting motley tattoo deer antler
  05/12/15
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violent thriller den regret
  05/12/15
so underrated
Poppy Disturbing Hominid Center
  01/19/16
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Marvelous twinkling patrolman lodge
  06/07/17
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Gold Legal Warrant
  03/31/18
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Insecure Passionate Incel
  07/18/18
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Bistre rehab
  07/18/18
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Histrionic stage
  12/16/21
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Curious jade circlehead
  02/16/23
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soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
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ruddy at-the-ready field
  06/11/25
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Infuriating Theater
  08/12/25
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Green Menage Headpube
  08/12/25
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ruddy at-the-ready field
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Internet-worthy Range
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
purple glittery double fault piazza
  08/14/13
lmao
contagious lemon prole cruise ship
  05/12/15
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duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  12/11/24
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soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Internet-worthy Range
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
maize newt
  08/14/13
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Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Turquoise Institution Potus
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
rofl
contagious lemon prole cruise ship
  08/14/13
180
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
rofl
Domesticated locus
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
kink-friendly laughsome business firm
  08/14/13
lol
Lake Racy Psychic
  08/14/13
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Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version
  08/14/13
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Marvelous twinkling patrolman lodge
  03/10/14
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Crystalline location foreskin
  03/24/21
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Curious jade circlehead
  02/16/23
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Infuriating Theater
  08/12/25
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puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
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Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
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puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
purple glittery double fault piazza
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
best of thread
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
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soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
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Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
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Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Supple gaming laptop
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
purple glittery double fault piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Ultramarine dead area
  08/14/13
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contagious lemon prole cruise ship
  08/14/13
180
hyperventilating useless brakes pit
  08/14/13
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garnet trip chapel
  08/14/13
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Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version
  08/15/13
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Mauve Parlour
  08/17/13
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Fighting motley tattoo deer antler
  01/19/16
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Gold Legal Warrant
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Ultramarine dead area
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
lol
sepia odious lay
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
effete arousing tanning salon old irish cottage
  08/14/13
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swollen heaven
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
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Ivory church turdskin
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
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Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
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buff medicated gaping brunch
  09/11/13
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  02/16/23
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Crystalline location foreskin
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
violet keepsake machete
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Turquoise Institution Potus
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Turquoise Institution Potus
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Appetizing Masturbator
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
nighttime vigorous address telephone
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
violet keepsake machete
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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cobalt plaza depressive
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Irradiated Sex Offender
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
whatever
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
bossy ape
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
lol
hyperventilating useless brakes pit
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
180
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
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fear-inspiring background story
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Hyperactive talented weed whacker
  08/14/13
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Hyperactive talented weed whacker
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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Cracking philosopher-king
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
hyperventilating useless brakes pit
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
razzmatazz soggy house death wish
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Deranged Nofapping Senate
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Histrionic stage
  08/14/13
165
Stirring ebony electric furnace
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
lmao
Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse
  08/14/13
...
cobalt plaza depressive
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
mustard self-centered voyeur persian
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Red Haunting University
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Mauve Parlour
  08/14/13
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Hyperactive talented weed whacker
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pics?
Silver library
  08/14/13
link?
duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  08/17/13
...
contagious lemon prole cruise ship
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Galvanic legend
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Drab Exciting People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
orange windowlicker alpha
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Flushed roast beef base
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Flushed roast beef base
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Flushed roast beef base
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
lavender aromatic school cafeteria
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
tripping trailer park
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Flushed roast beef base
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
magenta wonderful filthpig principal's office
  08/14/13
Underrated
Stirring ebony electric furnace
  08/15/13
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Marvelous twinkling patrolman lodge
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
tripping trailer park
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
magenta wonderful filthpig principal's office
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Spectacular meetinghouse
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Thirsty antidepressant drug national
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Saffron Gaped Corner
  08/14/13
lol
Lake Racy Psychic
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Saffron Gaped Corner
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Lake Racy Psychic
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Saffron Gaped Corner
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
tripping trailer park
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
walnut kitchen kitty cat
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
violet keepsake machete
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
lascivious territorial ticket booth yarmulke
  08/14/13
180
big sooty candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Lake Racy Psychic
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Lake Racy Psychic
  08/14/13
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exhilarant chestnut public bath
  08/14/13
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fantasy-prone really tough guy
  08/14/13
180
Flushed roast beef base
  08/14/13
...
magenta wonderful filthpig principal's office
  08/15/13
...
orange windowlicker alpha
  08/17/13
...
Know-it-all native mother
  09/11/13
Lmao
onyx personal credit line sweet tailpipe
  06/07/17
...
Infuriating Theater
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
excitant pink school famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
exhilarant chestnut public bath
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Abusive ceo
  08/14/13
lol
Flushed roast beef base
  08/14/13
...
dashing resort multi-billionaire
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
bronze hall son of senegal
  08/14/13
180
razzle ocher jew locale
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
mind-boggling hideous therapy
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
floppy grizzly travel guidebook
  08/17/13
poignant
Massive Stock Car
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
emerald pisswyrm bawdyhouse
  08/17/13
...
exhilarant chestnut public bath
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Know-it-all native mother
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
buff medicated gaping brunch
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Spectacular meetinghouse
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
zippy charismatic mad cow disease
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
plum trust fund temple
  12/28/13
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dull fragrant striped hyena athletic conference
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Zombie-like Sanctuary Wagecucks
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Vivacious Umber Boistinker Property
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Talking 180 factory reset button
  03/10/14
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Fighting motley tattoo deer antler
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
effete arousing tanning salon old irish cottage
  05/12/15
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Canary stag film
  01/19/16
...
Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version
  10/25/17
...
duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  11/29/15
...
duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  12/23/15
...
Fighting motley tattoo deer antler
  01/05/16
...
duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  03/13/16
I want pizza
jet deep coldplay fan liquid oxygen
  06/07/17
...
Canary stag film
  09/22/17
...
Mauve Parlour
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Splenetic messiness
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Cowardly salmon selfie
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Splenetic messiness
  07/18/18
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Crystalline location foreskin
  04/30/19
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duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  06/21/20
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duck-like wine spot trump supporter
  06/23/20
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Obsidian gas station fat ankles
  07/11/20
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Crystalline location foreskin
  12/16/21
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Crystalline location foreskin
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: contagious lemon prole cruise ship

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: citrine home pocket flask

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: zippy charismatic mad cow disease

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Fighting motley tattoo deer antler

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: violent thriller den regret



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Poppy Disturbing Hominid Center

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous twinkling patrolman lodge



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Gold Legal Warrant



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Insecure Passionate Incel



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Bistre rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Curious jade circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: ruddy at-the-ready field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Green Menage Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: ruddy at-the-ready field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Range

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: purple glittery double fault piazza

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: contagious lemon prole cruise ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Range

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: maize newt

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Turquoise Institution Potus

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: contagious lemon prole cruise ship

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Domesticated locus

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: kink-friendly laughsome business firm

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Lake Racy Psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous twinkling patrolman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline location foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Curious jade circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: purple glittery double fault piazza

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed ladyboy fortuitous meteor

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Supple gaming laptop

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: purple glittery double fault piazza

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Ultramarine dead area

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: contagious lemon prole cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating useless brakes pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: garnet trip chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Fighting motley tattoo deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Gold Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine dead area

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: sepia odious lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: effete arousing tanning salon old irish cottage

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: swollen heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Ivory church turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: buff medicated gaping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: buff medicated gaping brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Crystalline location foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: violet keepsake machete

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Turquoise Institution Potus

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Turquoise Institution Potus

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Masturbator

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: nighttime vigorous address telephone

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: violet keepsake machete

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: cobalt plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Irradiated Sex Offender

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: bossy ape

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating useless brakes pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: fear-inspiring background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: puce adventurous sound barrier hissy fit

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Hyperactive talented weed whacker

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive talented weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Cracking philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating useless brakes pit

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz soggy house death wish

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Deranged Nofapping Senate

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring ebony electric furnace

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Spruce heady national security agency whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: cobalt plaza depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: mustard self-centered voyeur persian

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Red Haunting University

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Mauve Parlour

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Hyperactive talented weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Silver library

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: contagious lemon prole cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Galvanic legend

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Drab Exciting People Who Are Hurt

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: orange windowlicker alpha

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Flushed roast beef base

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Flushed roast beef base

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Flushed roast beef base

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: lavender aromatic school cafeteria

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: tripping trailer park

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Flushed roast beef base

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: magenta wonderful filthpig principal's office

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Stirring ebony electric furnace

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Marvelous twinkling patrolman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: tripping trailer park

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: magenta wonderful filthpig principal's office

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Spectacular meetinghouse

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Thirsty antidepressant drug national

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Saffron Gaped Corner

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Lake Racy Psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Saffron Gaped Corner

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Lake Racy Psychic

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Saffron Gaped Corner

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: tripping trailer park

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: walnut kitchen kitty cat

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: violet keepsake machete

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: lascivious territorial ticket booth yarmulke

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: big sooty candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Lake Racy Psychic

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Lake Racy Psychic

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: exhilarant chestnut public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone really tough guy



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Flushed roast beef base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: magenta wonderful filthpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: orange windowlicker alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all native mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: onyx personal credit line sweet tailpipe

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Infuriating Theater



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: excitant pink school famous landscape painting

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: exhilarant chestnut public bath

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Abusive ceo

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Flushed roast beef base

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: dashing resort multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: bronze hall son of senegal

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: razzle ocher jew locale

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling hideous therapy

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: floppy grizzly travel guidebook

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Massive Stock Car

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: emerald pisswyrm bawdyhouse

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: exhilarant chestnut public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Know-it-all native mother

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: buff medicated gaping brunch

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Spectacular meetinghouse

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: zippy charismatic mad cow disease

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: plum trust fund temple

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: dull fragrant striped hyena athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Sanctuary Wagecucks

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Umber Boistinker Property

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Talking 180 factory reset button

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Fighting motley tattoo deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: effete arousing tanning salon old irish cottage

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Canary stag film



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible snowy idea he suggested new version



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Fighting motley tattoo deer antler



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: jet deep coldplay fan liquid oxygen

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Canary stag film



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Mauve Parlour



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Splenetic messiness

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Cowardly salmon selfie

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Splenetic messiness

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2"#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Crystalline location foreskin



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: duck-like wine spot trump supporter



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Obsidian gas station fat ankles



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Crystalline location foreskin



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Crystalline location foreskin



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