I bought a reproduction Order of the Bath badge on eBay. The...	At-the-ready Gaping	12/29/18
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Ty	At-the-ready Gaping	06/21/19
Interesting. I always just relied on having charisma and loo...	sick double fault	06/21/19
amateur	At-the-ready Gaping	06/21/19
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can't 180 this thread enough	Beady-eyed shitlib	06/21/19
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The best part of the OP is that when he says "the best ...	Aphrodisiac Nubile Dog Poop	06/22/19
cr absolute masterstroke	Beady-eyed shitlib	06/22/19
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Think this would work not flame	Bespoke milk	06/22/19
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As a kid I got a stick of sealing wax, you light it like a c...	Laughsome bawdyhouse	01/21/22
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Date: December 29th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping I bought a reproduction Order of the Bath badge on eBay. The ones with gold and silver braid that you sew onto the breast of a jacket. You just go out otherwise unassuming but with a six inch glittery badge on your left chest and just chill with your boys or post up solo at the bar until someone comes to talk to you and you have an obvious conversation piece. My typical yarn is that I was deployed with UK forces somewhere and performed selfless acts that merited the awarding of this noble order by the queen. If pushed I will all but admit I saved Prince Harry's life in Afghanistan while one of his missions went awry. It works wonders and especially since this meghan markle shit the story just sells itself all that more. I got my brother to photoshop me into the crowd at their wedding and I have like a series of pictures on my phone from the "royal wedding" that looks like a camera roll and has its own folder and shit in the picture albums so it looks totally natural. Chicks dig it and it has worked flawlessly for me like 8 times. I used to go out with an Order of the Garter badge which is way bigger and has a prominent red cross in the middle so is much more striking, but one night I was running my schtick and talking about how the most noble order of the garter is the highest honor in british chivalry and can only be personally bestowed by the sovereign, but this girl i was macking on had some shrew friend with her who was an english lit major or british history or some bullshit so she knew all about it from jane austen or something and my flame went crashing pretty quickly, although i did manage to "go to the bathroom" before they pulled out their phones and read the wikipedia list of current members of the order. The best part of the flame is that because it is a foreign order and america DOES.NOT GIVE A FUCK about foreign honors or titles (it's in the fucking constitution), it's 100% legit and not illegal and can't get you wrapped up in some stolen valor shit. Even those guys who follow fake vets around at malls and try to expose them for youtube videos have nothing on me because I have perfected my craft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#37494426)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38383714)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:52 PM Author: Comical swollen mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38383725)

Date: June 18th, 2019 6:40 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Nubile Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38407362)

Date: June 18th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: honey-headed sexy roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38407404)

Date: June 21st, 2019 10:58 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423286)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:10 PM Author: sick double fault Interesting. I always just relied on having charisma and looks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423324)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:13 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping amateur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423333)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:14 PM Author: yapping chocolate nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423337)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:49 PM Author: Beady-eyed shitlib can't 180 this thread enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423463)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 12:19 AM Author: Idiotic locale ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423532)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:11 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Nubile Dog Poop The best part of the OP is that when he says "the best part of this flame is" he's both unironically describing the best part in the hypothetical scenario and signposting the most amusing segment of the flame thread. Next level shit there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38425148)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 7:45 PM Author: Beady-eyed shitlib cr absolute masterstroke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38426099)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:13 PM Author: Idiotic locale ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#43824920)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:51 PM Author: thirsty exciting box office main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423469)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 12:17 AM Author: Flickering hyperactive theater stage regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38423529)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:14 PM Author: Bespoke milk Think this would work not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38425160)

Date: October 11th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping NOT flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38965209)

Date: June 23rd, 2019 1:25 AM Author: Beady-eyed shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#38427061)

Date: January 21st, 2022 9:33 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#43824739)

Date: January 21st, 2022 9:34 PM Author: Cracking scourge upon the earth set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#43824750)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:10 PM Author: Bateful dragon stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#43824902)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:14 PM Author: yapping chocolate nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#43824935)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:45 PM Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse As a kid I got a stick of sealing wax, you light it like a candle and let the wax drip on what you want to seal, and a metal seal impression thing like they show in the movies, but it didn't work. I got it by mail order from some place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#43825106)

Date: March 31st, 2022 11:18 PM Author: At-the-ready Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#44256719)

Date: September 30th, 2025 5:49 AM Author: beta-caryophyllene (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2"#49313618)