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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
exciting spruce stage
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
floppy cruise ship tank
  12/11/14
...
burgundy infuriating shitlib
  12/11/14
...
Indecent kitty cat ceo
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
Heady hairy legs
  08/17/20
...
Marvelous Site Internal Respiration
  12/12/14
jesus
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
...
Massive Black Headpube Den
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
very tactful arrogant indian lodge mental disorder
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Charcoal hateful jewess
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Charcoal hateful jewess
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
carmine territorial resort love of her life
  12/11/14
:(
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
180
Free-loading Cerise Potus House
  12/11/14
...
opaque at-the-ready main people
  06/04/17
...
Laughsome circlehead
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Henna frisky toilet seat
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
balding school cafeteria generalized bond
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
flushed space kitty
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Indecent kitty cat ceo
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Stirring rose yarmulke
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Indecent kitty cat ceo
  12/11/14
lol
Stirring rose yarmulke
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
multi-colored big-titted theater stage
  12/11/14
...
Citrine giraffe
  06/04/17
...
Well-lubricated Adventurous Black Woman Reading Party
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Diverse crusty stage
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
hairraiser cyan property knife
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
submissive mediation
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
plum ticket booth
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
submissive mediation
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Razzmatazz gas station feces
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Pale Locale Place Of Business
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
grizzly painfully honest deer antler
  12/11/14
...
plum ticket booth
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
?
Lake tattoo
  12/11/14
...
harsh hell
  12/11/14
the departing
floppy cruise ship tank
  12/11/14
...
Odious Area Idiot
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Curious twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
...
out-of-control boyish stead dysfunction
  09/15/17
180
Orange Keepsake Machete
  12/11/14
...
house-broken patrolman
  12/11/14
...
burgundy infuriating shitlib
  12/11/14
...
mind-boggling azure whorehouse
  06/04/17
...
Massive Black Headpube Den
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
floppy cruise ship tank
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
Razzle market ladyboy
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
Cruel-hearted messiness parlor
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Light plaza alpha
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
haunting brass point police squad
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
puce orchestra pit
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
submissive mediation
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
costumed box office windowlicker
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Massive Black Headpube Den
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
Chocolate Mentally Impaired Office Gunner
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Indecent kitty cat ceo
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
Pls post
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
onyx hospital
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
onyx hospital
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
onyx hospital
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Lilac Step-uncle's House Legend
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
beady-eyed greedy private investor
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
fuck
puce orchestra pit
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
oh my god
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
judgmental ungodly chapel azn
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
onyx hospital
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Lake tattoo
  12/11/14
...
bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle
  02/11/16
...
stimulating macaca
  12/11/14
...
Henna frisky toilet seat
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Startled Center Candlestick Maker
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
Appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
Appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
lol
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
...
Stirring rose yarmulke
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Citrine giraffe
  12/11/14
lol
house-broken patrolman
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Navy misunderstood ratface
  12/13/14
...
frum wine coffee pot
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Lake tattoo
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Light plaza alpha
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Aggressive arousing regret
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
thriller know-it-all new version
  12/13/14
fuck
Stirring rose yarmulke
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
glittery aqua lay
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
submissive mediation
  12/11/14
oh dear
carmine territorial resort love of her life
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
godawful motley set
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
fishy provocative karate cumskin
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Sepia medicated depressive
  12/11/14
95%
Dark Location
  12/12/14
:(
Anal Concupiscible Heaven
  12/12/14
holy shit
histrionic public bath roast beef
  12/12/14
...
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  02/11/16
JFC
Irradiated toaster
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Stirring rose yarmulke
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Light plaza alpha
  12/11/14
...
Indecent kitty cat ceo
  12/11/14
...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Light plaza alpha
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
7
Appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
:(
bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle
  01/22/15
invalid link
vibrant volcanic crater
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
blue startling range
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Comical Laser Beams Incel
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
multi-colored big-titted theater stage
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Comical Laser Beams Incel
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Razzle market ladyboy
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Curious twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Hilarious masturbator persian
  12/11/14
...
Exhilarant multi-billionaire
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Hilarious masturbator persian
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Appetizing sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
transparent trailer park wagecucks
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
Razzle market ladyboy
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Violet kitchen
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
Razzle market ladyboy
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
High-end meetinghouse
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
Razzle market ladyboy
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Lake tattoo
  12/11/14
120 :(
Anal Concupiscible Heaven
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Olive native ape
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
submissive mediation
  12/11/14
...
histrionic public bath roast beef
  12/12/14
...
Massive Black Headpube Den
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
thriller know-it-all new version
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
beady-eyed greedy private investor
  12/11/14
...
Low-t garrison affirmative action
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
harsh hell
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Jet-lagged stag film
  12/12/14
...
thriller know-it-all new version
  12/13/14
...
histrionic public bath roast beef
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
thriller know-it-all new version
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Olive native ape
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
Clear Wonderful Piazza Sex Offender
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
bright filthpig
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
copper striped hyena hunting ground
  12/11/14
lmao
Snowy buck-toothed really tough guy pisswyrm
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
talented senate gaming laptop
  12/12/14
...
bearded jap
  12/12/14
...
thriller know-it-all new version
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
Cruel-hearted messiness parlor
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
disrespectful adulterous nowag field
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
mewling business firm sweet tailpipe
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
glittery aqua lay
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Bossy athletic conference rigpig
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
mustard international law enforcement agency crotch
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Exhilarant multi-billionaire
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
pearl fanboi
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
insanely creepy famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
frum wine coffee pot
  12/11/14
...
Massive Black Headpube Den
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Sadistic Purple Milk Church Building
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
twisted yellow coldplay fan station
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
agreed
frum wine coffee pot
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
cerebral pit clown
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
stimulating macaca
  12/12/14
...
Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
thriller know-it-all new version
  12/13/14
ty
Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo
  12/13/14
...
cerebral pit clown
  12/13/14
this is great
Crawly topaz goyim
  12/13/14
...
cerebral pit clown
  12/13/14
...
Ruddy abnormal sanctuary friendly grandma
  12/12/14
...
thriller know-it-all new version
  12/13/14
...
Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Irradiated toaster
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
very tactful arrogant indian lodge mental disorder
  12/11/14
...
beady-eyed greedy private investor
  12/11/14
...
cerebral pit clown
  12/11/14
harsh
Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol
  12/11/14
...
talented senate gaming laptop
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
soul-stirring rehab pocket flask
  12/11/14
lolol
Dark Location
  12/12/14
...
burgundy infuriating shitlib
  12/11/14
jfc
spectacular old irish cottage
  12/12/14
...
coral excitant doctorate
  12/12/14
...
Ruddy abnormal sanctuary friendly grandma
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
frozen philosopher-king sound barrier
  12/12/14
...
Low-t garrison affirmative action
  12/12/14
still
offensive faggotry nibblets
  12/12/14
...
histrionic public bath roast beef
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
thriller know-it-all new version
  12/13/14
Business idea:
cerebral pit clown
  12/13/14
fuck
sable institution
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
costumed box office windowlicker
  12/13/14
...
Useless skinny woman
  12/22/14
...
Odious Area Idiot
  01/23/15
...
mind-boggling azure whorehouse
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
pearl fanboi
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
frozen philosopher-king sound barrier
  12/12/14
jfc 180
filthy sooty boiling water
  12/12/14
...
cerebral pit clown
  12/12/14
...
grizzly painfully honest deer antler
  12/12/14
padded as usual
Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo
  12/12/14
...
histrionic public bath roast beef
  01/22/15
...
Odious Area Idiot
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
floppy cruise ship tank
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Lake tattoo
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
cream vivacious address
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
idiotic french crackhouse trust fund
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
frozen philosopher-king sound barrier
  12/22/14
Sick
harsh hell
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
floppy cruise ship tank
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
idiotic french crackhouse trust fund
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
very tactful arrogant indian lodge mental disorder
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
rusted impertinent mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
thriller know-it-all new version
  01/22/15
...
Racy green principal's office
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
yapping library
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Crawly topaz goyim
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  01/23/15
...
yapping library
  01/23/15
brutal
floppy cruise ship tank
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
coral excitant doctorate
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
fluffy jew mexican
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  09/15/17
...
Talking chad
  04/25/15
:(
histrionic public bath roast beef
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
histrionic public bath roast beef
  02/11/16
:(
bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle
  02/11/16
...
titillating ebony haunted graveyard
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
dun supple school roommate
  06/04/17
...
opaque at-the-ready main people
  08/02/17
...
Chrome mood dragon
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
out-of-control boyish stead dysfunction
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
out-of-control boyish stead dysfunction
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Chrome mood dragon
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
drab home fat ankles
  08/17/20
...
Rebellious vigorous associate nursing home
  08/17/20
great bump
Bat shit crazy university weed whacker
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: exciting spruce stage

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship tank

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Indecent kitty cat ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Heady hairy legs

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Site Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Massive Black Headpube Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: very tactful arrogant indian lodge mental disorder

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Charcoal hateful jewess

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Charcoal hateful jewess

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: carmine territorial resort love of her life

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Free-loading Cerise Potus House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: opaque at-the-ready main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Laughsome circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Henna frisky toilet seat

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: balding school cafeteria generalized bond

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: flushed space kitty

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Indecent kitty cat ceo

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Stirring rose yarmulke

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Indecent kitty cat ceo

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Stirring rose yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted theater stage

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Citrine giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Adventurous Black Woman Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Diverse crusty stage

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: hairraiser cyan property knife

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: submissive mediation

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: plum ticket booth

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: submissive mediation

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station feces

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Pale Locale Place Of Business

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: grizzly painfully honest deer antler

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: plum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: bright filthpig

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Lake tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: harsh hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship tank

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Odious Area Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Curious twinkling uncleanness

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: out-of-control boyish stead dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: house-broken patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Massive Black Headpube Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship tank

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle market ladyboy

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted messiness parlor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Light plaza alpha

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: haunting brass point police squad

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: puce orchestra pit

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: submissive mediation

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: costumed box office windowlicker

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Massive Black Headpube Den

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Chocolate Mentally Impaired Office Gunner

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Indecent kitty cat ceo

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: onyx hospital

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: onyx hospital

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: onyx hospital

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Lilac Step-uncle's House Legend

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy private investor

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: puce orchestra pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: bright filthpig

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: bright filthpig

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: bright filthpig

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: judgmental ungodly chapel azn

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: onyx hospital

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Lake tattoo

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Henna frisky toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: bright filthpig

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Appetizing sneaky criminal

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: bright filthpig

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Startled Center Candlestick Maker

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Appetizing sneaky criminal

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Appetizing sneaky criminal

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Appetizing sneaky criminal

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Stirring rose yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Citrine giraffe

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: house-broken patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Navy misunderstood ratface

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: frum wine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Lake tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Light plaza alpha

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: bright filthpig

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Aggressive arousing regret

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Stirring rose yarmulke

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: glittery aqua lay

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: submissive mediation

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: carmine territorial resort love of her life

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: godawful motley set

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: fishy provocative karate cumskin

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Sepia medicated depressive

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Dark Location

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Anal Concupiscible Heaven

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Irradiated toaster

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Stirring rose yarmulke

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Light plaza alpha

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Indecent kitty cat ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: bright filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Light plaza alpha

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Appetizing sneaky criminal

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: vibrant volcanic crater

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: blue startling range

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams Incel

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: multi-colored big-titted theater stage

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Comical Laser Beams Incel

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Razzle market ladyboy

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Curious twinkling uncleanness

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Hilarious masturbator persian

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Hilarious masturbator persian

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Appetizing sneaky criminal

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: transparent trailer park wagecucks

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle market ladyboy

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Violet kitchen

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Razzle market ladyboy

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: High-end meetinghouse

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Razzle market ladyboy

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Lake tattoo

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Anal Concupiscible Heaven

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Olive native ape

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: submissive mediation

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Massive Black Headpube Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy private investor

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Low-t garrison affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: harsh hell

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged stag film

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Olive native ape

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Clear Wonderful Piazza Sex Offender

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: bright filthpig

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: copper striped hyena hunting ground

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Snowy buck-toothed really tough guy pisswyrm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: talented senate gaming laptop

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: bearded jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted messiness parlor

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: disrespectful adulterous nowag field

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: mewling business firm sweet tailpipe

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: glittery aqua lay

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Bossy athletic conference rigpig

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: mustard international law enforcement agency crotch

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant multi-billionaire

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: pearl fanboi

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy famous landscape painting

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: frum wine coffee pot

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Massive Black Headpube Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Sadistic Purple Milk Church Building

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: twisted yellow coldplay fan station

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: frum wine coffee pot

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: cerebral pit clown

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: stimulating macaca

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: cerebral pit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Crawly topaz goyim

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: cerebral pit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Ruddy abnormal sanctuary friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Irradiated toaster

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: very tactful arrogant indian lodge mental disorder

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed greedy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: cerebral pit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet pistol

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: talented senate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab pocket flask

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Dark Location

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: spectacular old irish cottage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: coral excitant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Ruddy abnormal sanctuary friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: frozen philosopher-king sound barrier

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Low-t garrison affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: offensive faggotry nibblets

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: cerebral pit clown

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: sable institution

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: costumed box office windowlicker

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Useless skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Odious Area Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: pearl fanboi

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: frozen philosopher-king sound barrier

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: filthy sooty boiling water

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: cerebral pit clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: grizzly painfully honest deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Galvanic Immigrant Water Buffalo

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Odious Area Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship tank

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Lake tattoo

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: cream vivacious address

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: idiotic french crackhouse trust fund

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: frozen philosopher-king sound barrier

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: harsh hell

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: floppy cruise ship tank

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: idiotic french crackhouse trust fund

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: very tactful arrogant indian lodge mental disorder

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: rusted impertinent mad-dog skullcap

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: thriller know-it-all new version

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Racy green principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: yapping library

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Crawly topaz goyim

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: yapping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: floppy cruise ship tank

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: coral excitant doctorate

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: fluffy jew mexican

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Talking chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: histrionic public bath roast beef

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: bull headed glassy national security agency wrinkle

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: titillating ebony haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: dun supple school roommate

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: opaque at-the-ready main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Chrome mood dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: out-of-control boyish stead dysfunction

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: gaped alcoholic parlour cuckoldry

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: out-of-control boyish stead dysfunction

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Chrome mood dragon

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: drab home fat ankles

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Rebellious vigorous associate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy university weed whacker

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2"#40768609)