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Why do finance bros work such long hours? what do they even do?

durr numbers.
Charlie Kirk
  09/30/25
Talking back and forth on the phone about deals.
Ass Sunstein
  09/30/25
what do they even talk about on these deal calls?
Charlie Kirk
  09/30/25
Whether it’s Market
So we looked at the data
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Paralegal Poaster
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Juan Eighty
  10/01/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/01/25
You have to paper the deal, and learn about where all the pa...
Paralegal Poaster
  09/30/25
isnt it all women now
Bob Rooney
  09/30/25
A lot of finance “hours” are spent doing nothing...
Gefilte Fish Vindaloo
  09/30/25
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Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon
  10/01/25
as with most white collar professions it seems that when eno...
hank_scorpio
  09/30/25
When I was in M&A, I just reviewed documents from 9 am t...
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/30/25
Synergy
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  09/30/25
Where’s the Dow at, 11,000?
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  09/30/25
https://youtu.be/6-D0bOd1mAo?si=ZdgV-fSEvZf6IRSN
.,....;...,.:...;...,....
  10/01/25
Lolllll
AI_concubine
  10/01/25
You first have to understand that internal finance teams are...
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Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon
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screenman
  10/01/25
If you made as much money as hedge fund or PE guys do for th...
Louis Poasteur
  10/01/25


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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk

durr numbers.

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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Talking back and forth on the phone about deals.

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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk

what do they even talk about on these deal calls?

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Whether it’s Market

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

You have to paper the deal, and learn about where all the papers are

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Bob Rooney

isnt it all women now

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Gefilte Fish Vindaloo

A lot of finance “hours” are spent doing nothing at the office

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

as with most white collar professions it seems that when enough money is coming in the higher ups feel compelled to justify it with hours regardless of the usefulness of the hours

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

When I was in M&A, I just reviewed documents from 9 am to 3 am 7 days a week

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Synergy

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Where’s the Dow at, 11,000?

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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,....


https://youtu.be/6-D0bOd1mAo?si=ZdgV-fSEvZf6IRSN

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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Lolllll

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

You first have to understand that internal finance teams are mostly retarded and spend most of the workday playing politics (i.e. presenting an unsupported image of competence, making their enemies look like fools, flattering leaders). These people all go home at 5:00 but if ambitious they keep texting and emailing with the other sociopaths who thrive in this context. However they outsource and delegate all specific work.

Now you have some project that demands actual work - eg big borrowing or acquisition, hitting a margin target that will require firing a bunch of people without breaking the business, crazy accounting/tax/hedging shit to make the numbers when all else fails. These projects have actual deadlines and require someone to ingest a ton of data and produce work product that satisfies leadership and gets the deal done in a way where no one can easily be blamed for missing something or doing a shitty deal. The solution we’ve arrived at is to pay senior finance bros insane amounts of money to haze junior finance bros into loading up on addy and staying up all night pumping out decks and models in the hopes of being promoted and continuing the cycle.

If you work in deals you will see over and over again that the top finance bros can go from knowing nothing about a company to running circles around the people who work for the company in terms of knowledge, strategy and problem-solving. This requires a lot of hours. We could have a different system but the one we have creates a lot of 9-5 jobs that can be done by dumb/lazy people and a smaller pool of insane jobs for intelligent motivated psychos who chase more deals, more money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781832&forum_id=2"#49317632)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: screenman



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

If you made as much money as hedge fund or PE guys do for their time you might find it motivating to work long hours too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781832&forum_id=2"#49317684)