Okay guys, I've got this down to a science. I withdrew my entire 401(k) and then leased a brand new BMW sedan, fully loaded. I applied for three new credit cards -- all approved -- and promptly maxed them out with first-class tickets to Asia. I spent $95k in savings on rare antiques, and then blew my remaining cash on clothes, furniture, and luxury hotels. I got a suite at the Fairmont that's $800 a night, got the elite dining package, ordered an entire case of high-end liquor, married a Ukrainian escort, and then threw $5000 in cash out a nearby window. My accounts are fucked and it's only getting worse from here. At age 32 I can confidently say that I'm well on my way to financial doom and eternal work.

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