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watching Enter the Dragon w my kid. He fuckin loves it.

bruce lee just pulled out numchucks.
excitant theatre
  02/16/19
is "enter the dragon" euphemism for something else...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
dont encourage him
Slippery Laughsome Internal Respiration Place Of Business
  02/16/19
I keep telling him Bruce Lee I s 180. He agrees.
excitant theatre
  02/16/19
you named your penis "bruce lee"? wtf...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
...
Bateful locus
  02/16/19
The worst UFC fighter at Bruce Lee's weight would fuck him u...
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
when i learned that bruce lee was 145lb i realized it was al...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
...
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
Bullshit. He was strong as fuck. Look at the first pic: h...
floppy red university pozpig
  02/16/19
pretty sure he was flaming. Bruce Lee would kill most people...
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
Do you mean pro UFC fighters or just anyone who trains in UF...
floppy red university pozpig
  02/16/19
bruce lee trained in kung fu, the only martial art that was ...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
Bullshit. Your boy Conor Macgregor is basically running an o...
floppy red university pozpig
  02/16/19
Anyone in the UFC. MMA is an interesting phenomenon bec...
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
TY. So if Bruce Lee was coming up in the game today he'd pro...
floppy red university pozpig
  02/16/19
I think if he trained properly from a young enough age he'd ...
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
great write-up. you have talent.
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
thanks
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
...
which is what makes time travel possible
  11/11/25
hes holding up another 'man' that likely weights 120lb at mo...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
https://allthatsinteresting.com/bruce-lee-photos#5 thats ...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
I said “you want more food bro?” (I grilled stea...
excitant theatre
  02/16/19
stop smoking weed and interacting with your kid. thats child...
misanthropic pale piazza newt
  02/16/19
"and we would only call me 'bro'. it was like he wouldn...
spectacular mental disorder
  02/16/19
more like (sp jr to district attorney in 5 years)
sickened erotic reading party
  02/16/19
You are so fucking odd, dude
Costumed Background Story Chad
  02/16/19
nah this is the kind of gay shit parents talk about their ki...
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
Fair
excitant theatre
  02/16/19
ty
Idiotic partner
  02/16/19
Circumstances of my disability bro. Surprised u aren’t...
excitant theatre
  02/16/19
really fucking weird how you never call him “son&rdquo...
sienna bisexual church building
  02/16/19
...
spectacular mental disorder
  02/16/19
Also odd he rapes him. And sick!
mewling maroon office turdskin
  02/17/19
lol spaceporn
Mustard Heaven
  11/24/23


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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: excitant theatre

bruce lee just pulled out numchucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793719)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

is "enter the dragon" euphemism for something else?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793742)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Slippery Laughsome Internal Respiration Place Of Business

dont encourage him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793748)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: excitant theatre

I keep telling him Bruce Lee I s 180. He agrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793775)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

you named your penis "bruce lee"? wtf...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793789)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Bateful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793838)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

The worst UFC fighter at Bruce Lee's weight would fuck him up if he were alive. However, Bruce Lee's raw athletic ability (speed, timing, reactions) was off the charts. If he had trained MMA, he'd've been elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793796)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

when i learned that bruce lee was 145lb i realized it was all a lie, he couldnt beat anybody. he would get his ass beat by most grown men who arent chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793828)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Idiotic partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793847)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: floppy red university pozpig

Bullshit. He was strong as fuck. Look at the first pic:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/bruce-lee-photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793862)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

pretty sure he was flaming. Bruce Lee would kill most people.

But I stand by what I said about UFC fighters fucking him up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793869)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: floppy red university pozpig

Do you mean pro UFC fighters or just anyone who trains in UFC?

I'm pretty sure the real Bruce Lee story includes a bunch of years that was basically UFC streetfighting with no cameras. Don't UFC fighters also use techniques that he came up with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793882)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

bruce lee trained in kung fu, the only martial art that was proved not to work at all in the ufc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793889)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: floppy red university pozpig

Bullshit. Your boy Conor Macgregor is basically running an open source JKD platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793960)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

Anyone in the UFC.

MMA is an interesting phenomenon because basically what we discovered at the beginning of the UFC (which was early 90s) is that all these black belts from the orient would actually get their shit pushed in by elite BJJ practitioners or Olympic/D1 wrestlers. That wasn't the end of it, though. Wrestlers and BJJ masters had holes of their own, and sometimes BJJ masters got knocked out by boxers/kickboxers and wrestlers didn't know how to finish fights. As a result people learned to fix their weaknesses and become at least competent in everything.

Most people these days don't have any "holes" in their game relative to fighters back then, only relative to other current fighters. People used to only practice one style of martial art and were largely one-dimensional. Fighting was actually pretty stagnant for hundreds of years. That's changed, and the fight game has evolved rapidly in only 25 years simply due to exposure to so many different styles. A UFC fighter now would thrash just about anyone (at their weight) from before the 90s.

"I'm pretty sure the real Bruce Lee story includes a bunch of years that was basically UFC streetfighting with no cameras. Don't UFC fighters also use techniques that he came up with?"

No, it was just street fighting. To credit Bruce Lee, his philosophy sort of inspired MMA. His martial art "Jeet Kune Do" practiced the mantra "Take all that is useful, discard all that is not". Which is essentially what MMA is......take useful shit from any discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793952)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: floppy red university pozpig

TY. So if Bruce Lee was coming up in the game today he'd probably wreck shit, no? Not really fair to compare him to people who had the advantage of the last 30 years of h2h combat knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793969)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:44 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

I think if he trained properly from a young enough age he'd be elite. His athletic talent (timing, speed, strength-to-weight ratio) was off the charts.

He also had an open-mind and would be willing to learn wrestling and other shit that was necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37794001)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

great write-up. you have talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37794023)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37794070)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#49419496)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:29 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

hes holding up another 'man' that likely weights 120lb at most, and has a 3 inch penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793879)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

https://allthatsinteresting.com/bruce-lee-photos#5

thats a twink. he got you all fooled. its called acting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793885)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: excitant theatre

I said “you want more food bro?” (I grilled steak and had some left over) and he said “nah but maybe some chips and salsa dad?” And I said “u like chips and salsa’?” And he said “u didn’t know that about me dad?” And I said “well okay’. When a man wants chips and salsa you give him chips and salsa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793837)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: misanthropic pale piazza newt

stop smoking weed and interacting with your kid. thats child abuse, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793844)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: spectacular mental disorder

"and we would only call me 'bro'. it was like he wouldnt even play the role of my dad" (sp jr to therapist in 15 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793907)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:51 PM
Author: sickened erotic reading party

more like (sp jr to district attorney in 5 years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37794027)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Costumed Background Story Chad

You are so fucking odd, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793949)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

nah this is the kind of gay shit parents talk about their kids saying. they're endlessly fascinated with their own shit-offspring and feel the need to regale us with banal anecdotes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793977)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:43 PM
Author: excitant theatre

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793998)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: Idiotic partner

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37794014)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:43 PM
Author: excitant theatre

Circumstances of my disability bro. Surprised u aren’t clearer thinking on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37793991)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: sienna bisexual church building

really fucking weird how you never call him “son”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37794021)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: spectacular mental disorder



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Date: February 17th, 2019 4:04 AM
Author: mewling maroon office turdskin

Also odd he rapes him. And sick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#37795565)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:29 PM
Author: Mustard Heaven

lol spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4203097&forum_id=2"#47095328)