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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
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  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
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  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Doobsian Mental Disorder Party Of The First Part
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
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  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Doobsian Mental Disorder Party Of The First Part
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
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Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
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You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
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I never earned one.
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Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
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  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
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  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
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  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
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Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
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  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
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  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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  12/17/25
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No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
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  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
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  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
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  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
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  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
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  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: ruddy pisswyrm

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: talking beady-eyed business firm

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Racy bisexual box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: tantric bateful skinny woman community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Excitant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Doobsian Mental Disorder Party Of The First Part

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Doobsian Mental Disorder Party Of The First Part

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: alcoholic milky patrolman keepsake machete

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Parlor Bbw

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: crawly purple resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Iridescent Parlor Bbw

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Racy bisexual box office

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: twinkling indecent home toaster

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: crawly purple resort

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Racy bisexual box office

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: twinkling indecent home toaster

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Racy bisexual box office

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Mauve cuckold useless brakes

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: lavender goal in life filthpig

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Bright Set Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: vivacious yapping hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: trip rough-skinned church

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Cowardly base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter headpube

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: crimson garrison famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: passionate crackhouse sound barrier

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Green alpha

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Mauve cuckold useless brakes

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Green alpha

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Mauve cuckold useless brakes

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Green alpha

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: white filthy stead puppy

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: twinkling indecent home toaster

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: passionate crackhouse sound barrier

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: twinkling indecent home toaster

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: white filthy stead puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: passionate crackhouse sound barrier

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Brunch

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2"#49518198)