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Flesh old irish cottage
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: mewling goyim stage

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: exhilarant set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: sooty galvanic spot dragon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: salmon school

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: mewling goyim stage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Honey-headed Office Party Of The First Part



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: exhilarant set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Nubile antidepressant drug bawdyhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: exhilarant set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: sooty galvanic spot dragon

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: hairraiser parlour



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Lavender Fragrant Native

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: frisky twisted faggot firefighter



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: exhilarant set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: internet-worthy 180 hospital knife



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: exhilarant set

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: exhilarant set

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: yellow adventurous menage

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: exhilarant set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed Office Party Of The First Part



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered den



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Odious bonkers coffee pot haunted graveyard

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: exhilarant set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: yellow adventurous menage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: hairraiser parlour



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sooty galvanic spot dragon

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Retired of Gorona virus 9/14/2021



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