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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Diverse jet cuckoldry elastic band
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Diverse jet cuckoldry elastic band
  11/11/25
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Swashbuckling dog poop cumskin
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
twisted menage
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Geriatric Slippery Trailer Park Clown
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Geriatric Slippery Trailer Park Clown
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
overrated blue psychic
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
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Lascivious gas station foreskin
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Hilarious scarlet boltzmann school cafeteria
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
hairraiser state
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
hairraiser state
  11/11/25
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Hilarious scarlet boltzmann school cafeteria
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Green Zombie-like Orchestra Pit
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
drab home
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Green Zombie-like Orchestra Pit
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
talented splenetic property trust fund
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
trip hyperactive national
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
coral area
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Sepia theater trump supporter
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talented splenetic property trust fund
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Darn tootin
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
big-titted chad lay
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
tp
honey-headed misanthropic gaping center
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
translucent 180 space
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Very tactful karate nursing home
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
onyx racy indian lodge
  11/11/25
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peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
demanding vengeful marketing idea
  11/11/25
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peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
boyish sable circlehead
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Balding dark volcanic crater church building
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Fragrant background story
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Diverse jet cuckoldry elastic band
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translucent 180 space
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Nothing Ever Happens
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
aqua shivering shitlib
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Puta Judia
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Diverse jet cuckoldry elastic band

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Diverse jet cuckoldry elastic band

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dog poop cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: twisted menage

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Geriatric Slippery Trailer Park Clown

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Geriatric Slippery Trailer Park Clown

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Crawly exhilarant tanning salon stain

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: overrated blue psychic

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lascivious gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Hilarious scarlet boltzmann school cafeteria

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: hairraiser state

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hairraiser state

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Hilarious scarlet boltzmann school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Green Zombie-like Orchestra Pit

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: drab home

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Green Zombie-like Orchestra Pit

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: talented splenetic property trust fund

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: trip hyperactive national

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: coral area

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Sepia theater trump supporter

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: talented splenetic property trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: boyish sable circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: big-titted chad lay

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: honey-headed misanthropic gaping center

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: translucent 180 space

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Very tactful karate nursing home

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: onyx racy indian lodge

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: demanding vengeful marketing idea

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: boyish sable circlehead

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Balding dark volcanic crater church building



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Fragrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Diverse jet cuckoldry elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lascivious gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: translucent 180 space



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: aqua shivering shitlib

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: peach ungodly meetinghouse headpube

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49424851)