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Cock Control to Training Tom

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spectacular nofapping newt hell
  11/28/22
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cheese-eating judgmental pisswyrm
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
spectacular nofapping newt hell
  11/28/22
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cheese-eating judgmental pisswyrm
  11/28/22
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Motley base corn cake
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olive bossy knife
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
beady-eyed rehab
  12/13/22
Me.
spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
beady-eyed rehab
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
beady-eyed rehab
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Peach hot parlor
  12/14/22
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bull headed abnormal milk
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drab stock car
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excitant unholy striped hyena university
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
  11/29/22
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Blathering Irradiated Meetinghouse Quadroon
  11/29/22
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Green chad market
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Topaz Preventive Strike
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Green chad market
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Passionate Pearl Juggernaut
  12/11/22
Woah.
spectacular nofapping newt hell
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diverse pozpig
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Zombie-like field
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Green chad market
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/21/22
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Green chad market
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
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bistre flirting parlour incel
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
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spectacular nofapping newt hell
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Nippon Professional Baseball
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating judgmental pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: cheese-eating judgmental pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Motley base corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: olive bossy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed rehab

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed rehab

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed rehab

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Peach hot parlor

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: bull headed abnormal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: drab stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: excitant unholy striped hyena university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Blathering Irradiated Meetinghouse Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Green chad market

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Topaz Preventive Strike

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Green chad market

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Passionate Pearl Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: diverse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Green chad market

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Green chad market

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: bistre flirting parlour incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: spectacular nofapping newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2"#49535059)