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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Beady-eyed thirsty gaming laptop business firm
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
...
Out-of-control cobalt jewess
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
Brilliant wagecucks
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
Maniacal zombie-like tattoo
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
how old is she
chestnut center
  12/21/16
40ish
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
Racy native
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
chocolate water buffalo
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Cruel-hearted Volcanic Crater Orchestra Pit
  12/21/16
cr
Mahogany talented casino selfie
  12/21/16
Lmao
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
Nope.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
Loool
effete internal respiration doctorate
  12/21/16
...
Racy native
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
chocolate water buffalo
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
what was her response?
chestnut center
  12/21/16
Still waiting
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
chestnut center
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
chestnut center
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
180000000000000
chestnut center
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
chestnut center
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Mahogany talented casino selfie
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
chestnut center
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
hahahah
chocolate water buffalo
  12/22/16
...
Racy native
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
doobsian theater stage deer antler
  12/22/16
180000
sexy puce azn quadroon
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
...
cyan chapel
  12/22/16
180
bearded stain
  12/22/16
180
Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
Tripping library
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
lmao
Dun Patrolman Mood
  10/04/17
...
Shimmering Hell
  10/04/17
180!!
Pearl Electric Furnace Lodge
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
Domesticated brethren
  09/09/20
...
emerald heaven
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
green personal credit line
  01/17/21
...
Pearl Electric Furnace Lodge
  01/17/21
LMAO
arousing site factory reset button
  11/24/22
180
twisted azure famous landscape painting
  11/24/22
AAA
sienna stirring house hominid
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
180
bearded police squad
  12/22/16
So prescient
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
...
Racy native
  12/21/16
180
bearded police squad
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
fuchsia violent cruise ship
  12/21/16
...
spruce seedy hall
  12/21/16
...
gold fat ankles
  12/22/16
LOL
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/21/16
...
Racy native
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
rose electric shrine
  12/22/16
...
lascivious ruddy french chef crotch
  12/22/16
...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/23/16
...
Nubile titillating indian lodge
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
Duck-like Glittery Private Investor Faggot Firefighter
  04/15/19
...
emerald heaven
  09/09/20
...
Maize Overrated Meetinghouse
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
at-the-ready stag film
  12/22/16
...
cracking bright jew
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Mahogany talented casino selfie
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
lascivious ruddy french chef crotch
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
180 ticket booth
  12/21/16
See op
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
chestnut center
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Coral Soul-stirring Dopamine
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
chocolate water buffalo
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
bearded police squad
  12/22/16
lol
wine community account station
  12/22/16
lol
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
chocolate water buffalo
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
chocolate water buffalo
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
Slimy Diverse Milk Indirect Expression
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Mahogany talented casino selfie
  12/21/16
Nah
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
Snowy Multi-colored Box Office Alpha
  12/22/16
good times
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
Vermilion house-broken laser beams resort
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Beady-eyed thirsty gaming laptop business firm
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
submissive motley market
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
Deranged hairraiser point
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
Iridescent Heady National
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
Costumed citrine parlour keepsake machete
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
pics?
Odious Gay Range
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
chestnut center
  12/21/16
A few
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
chestnut center
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
Vermilion house-broken laser beams resort
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
emerald heaven
  12/21/16
...
floppy flesh mother skinny woman
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
Brilliant wagecucks
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
Irradiated confused blood rage dingle berry
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
trip ladyboy locus
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Lake vibrant locale place of business
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
bespoke public bath queen of the night
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
Pls respond
spruce seedy hall
  12/22/16
...
rose electric shrine
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
insanely creepy digit ratio gas station
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Maize Overrated Meetinghouse
  12/22/16
great thread
razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan
  12/22/16
...
Lake vibrant locale place of business
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
exciting black double fault
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
Geriatric Corner
  12/22/16
...
Racy native
  12/22/16
...
canary location
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
Wonderful Degenerate
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
Sadistic base nibblets
  12/22/16
...
Out-of-control cobalt jewess
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
at-the-ready stag film
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
well-lubricated amber toilet seat roast beef
  12/22/16
...
dashing mustard voyeur address
  12/22/16
...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
...
Coiffed Vivacious Tanning Salon
  12/22/16
Lmao
Fluffy weed whacker state
  12/22/16
LOL
Nighttime space messiness
  12/22/16
...
at-the-ready stag film
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke
  12/23/16
...
floppy flesh mother skinny woman
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Dun Patrolman Mood
  10/04/17
...
provocative trump supporter
  10/04/17
...
Nighttime space messiness
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
canary location
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
jesus christ
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
...
Brilliant wagecucks
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Ebony greedy turdskin
  12/22/16
...
lascivious ruddy french chef crotch
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Excitant Metal Theater
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
histrionic federal whorehouse
  12/22/16
...
Sickened marketing idea nowag
  12/22/16
!!!
Wonderful Degenerate
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Mahogany talented casino selfie
  12/22/16
...
smoky crackhouse regret
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
histrionic federal whorehouse
  12/22/16
...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
...
gold fat ankles
  12/22/16
...
Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
Vigorous death wish
  04/09/17
...
Fantasy-prone stimulating pit
  10/02/17
Me too
provocative trump supporter
  10/04/17
...
Domesticated brethren
  09/09/20
...
marvelous genital piercing immigrant
  09/09/20
you don't say
bearded police squad
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
Coiffed Vivacious Tanning Salon
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
Aromatic candlestick maker
  12/22/16
...
Fluffy weed whacker state
  12/22/16
...
Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
canary location
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
jfc
passionate talking organic girlfriend
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
submissive motley market
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
Comical ocher sanctuary
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
chestnut center
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
Supple stage
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
Supple stage
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
chocolate water buffalo
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
spruce seedy hall
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
lascivious ruddy french chef crotch
  12/22/16
Lol
bateful theatre
  12/22/16
...
Racy native
  12/22/16
Lol
Comical ocher sanctuary
  12/22/16
...
Slimy Diverse Milk Indirect Expression
  04/09/17
...
Lake vibrant locale place of business
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
sexy puce azn quadroon
  04/09/17
...
cracking bright jew
  07/27/17
...
at-the-ready stag film
  07/27/17
...
Turquoise irate rehab kitty
  10/28/18
...
Racy native
  10/28/18
...
emerald heaven
  04/15/19
...
twisted azure famous landscape painting
  11/24/22
Sad!
Odious Gay Range
  12/22/16
would still bang
Sadistic base nibblets
  12/22/16
...
kink-friendly office karate
  12/23/16
...
Out-of-control cobalt jewess
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
Deep depressive step-uncle's house
  12/22/16
3 kids?
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
2 kids
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
fighting scarlet scourge upon the earth
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
...
Costumed citrine parlour keepsake machete
  12/26/16
...
canary location
  12/26/16
...
Vigorous death wish
  04/09/17
...
Cerebral Lay Sweet Tailpipe
  08/17/19
...
abusive gaping dog poop
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
180 ticket booth
  04/09/17
...
Racy native
  10/02/17
...
rambunctious athletic conference
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
Balding Big Piazza
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
spruce seedy hall
  12/22/16
...
chestnut center
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
Frozen corn cake puppy
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
Comical ocher sanctuary
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
emerald heaven
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
Sooty temple
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
emerald heaven
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
chestnut center
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
emerald heaven
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
DP with toys
Domesticated brethren
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
Sickened marketing idea nowag
  12/23/16
...
razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
emerald heaven
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
emerald heaven
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
emerald heaven
  12/25/16
...
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal
  12/26/16
...
green personal credit line
  01/17/21
...
floppy flesh mother skinny woman
  04/07/17
JFC
marvelous genital piercing immigrant
  12/25/16
lol jfc
180 ticket booth
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
sick slap-happy sound barrier
  12/25/16
...
Mischievous rigpig
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
swashbuckling church foreskin
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
emerald heaven
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
Supple stage
  12/26/16
...
Racy native
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
swashbuckling church foreskin
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
Flatulent university
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
Broken link
charismatic demanding kitchen incel
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
?
laughsome masturbator
  04/07/17
Fixed it
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
boyish circlehead associate
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
Sadistic base nibblets
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
Sadistic base nibblets
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
Sadistic base nibblets
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
emerald heaven
  04/07/17
Enjoy
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
Domesticated brethren
  04/07/17
...
floppy flesh mother skinny woman
  04/07/17
link broken bro
carmine french senate
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
emerald heaven
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
Flatulent university
  04/09/17
...
emerald heaven
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
180 ticket booth
  04/09/17
...
Domesticated brethren
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
Slimy Diverse Milk Indirect Expression
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Curious pale dragon hissy fit
  04/09/17
TY
emerald heaven
  04/09/17
...
rambunctious athletic conference
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
emerald heaven
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
bespoke public bath queen of the night
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
emerald heaven
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
Razzle-dazzle plaza new version
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
bespoke public bath queen of the night
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
Coiffed Vivacious Tanning Salon
  04/11/17
...
contagious self-centered preventive strike
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
emerald heaven
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Rough-skinned shaky den
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
emerald heaven
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
anal school cafeteria giraffe
  07/27/17
...
rambunctious athletic conference
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
razzle area old irish cottage
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
emerald heaven
  07/27/17
...
Domesticated brethren
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
emerald heaven
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
lascivious ruddy french chef crotch
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
at-the-ready stag film
  10/02/17
...
Racy native
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
emerald heaven
  10/02/17
...
burgundy boiling water generalized bond
  10/02/17
Delivered
bearded police squad
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
Fantasy-prone stimulating pit
  10/02/17
;)
emerald heaven
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
emerald heaven
  10/02/17
...
emerald heaven
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
emerald heaven
  10/02/17
Update?
concupiscible black woman pozpig
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
emerald heaven
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Dun Patrolman Mood
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
adventurous home
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
emerald heaven
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
emerald heaven
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
Cordovan principal's office party of the first part
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
emerald heaven
  12/22/17
...
rambunctious athletic conference
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
emerald heaven
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
pink crawly pistol spot
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
emerald heaven
  04/05/18
...
at-the-ready stag film
  04/05/18
...
emerald heaven
  08/17/19
...
Galvanic Bipolar Love Of Her Life Garrison
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
Tantric stead affirmative action
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
emerald heaven
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
emerald heaven
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
Deranged hairraiser point
  10/04/18
CR TY
emerald heaven
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
emerald heaven
  01/20/19
180
Dark underhanded menage
  04/15/19
...
Maize Overrated Meetinghouse
  08/17/19
LOL
very tactful field
  11/25/19
lmao
mind-boggling magenta hospital faggotry
  11/25/19
lol
Crimson fragrant toaster pervert
  09/09/20
...
poppy partner abode
  09/09/20
...
Aphrodisiac pisswyrm
  09/09/20
...
erotic property mediation
  09/11/20
Jfc
Domesticated brethren
  01/17/21
Lol
twisted azure famous landscape painting
  11/24/22
Update?
Brass appetizing brunch therapy
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Thriller Bawdyhouse Filthpig
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
emerald heaven
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Thriller Bawdyhouse Filthpig
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
emerald heaven
  09/11/20
tyfys
razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
emerald heaven
  09/21/20
...
emerald heaven
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Pearl Electric Furnace Lodge
  01/17/21
What did it say
Exhilarant school
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
arousing site factory reset button
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
emerald heaven
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
very tactful field
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Lime crusty shitlib institution
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
Dark underhanded menage
  11/24/22
...
pea-brained church building really tough guy
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
Out-of-control cobalt jewess
  11/24/22
...
arousing site factory reset button
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
Peach Mentally Impaired Lettuce Headpube
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
Nursing Home
  11/24/22
...
honey-headed startling stage
  11/24/22
...
newt parlor
  11/24/22
what a chad
Sadistic base nibblets
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
Telephone Trailer Park
  11/24/22
...
twinkling uncleanness
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
twisted azure famous landscape painting
  11/24/22
I love this thread
at-the-ready stag film
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25


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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed thirsty gaming laptop business firm

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control cobalt jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Brilliant wagecucks

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Maniacal zombie-like tattoo

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: chestnut center

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: emerald heaven

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Volcanic Crater Orchestra Pit

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mahogany talented casino selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: effete internal respiration doctorate

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: chestnut center

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201867)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: chestnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: chestnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: chestnut center

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: chestnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Mahogany talented casino selfie

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: chestnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: doobsian theater stage deer antler

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: sexy puce azn quadroon

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: cyan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: bearded stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Tripping library

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Dun Patrolman Mood

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Shimmering Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Pearl Electric Furnace Lodge

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891406)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40893306)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: green personal credit line

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Pearl Electric Furnace Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: arousing site factory reset button

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: twisted azure famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: sienna stirring house hominid

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: bearded police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: emerald heaven

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: bearded police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: fuchsia violent cruise ship

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: spruce seedy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: gold fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: rose electric shrine

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy french chef crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Nubile titillating indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Duck-like Glittery Private Investor Faggot Firefighter

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Maize Overrated Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: cracking bright jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mahogany talented casino selfie

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy french chef crotch

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: emerald heaven

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: emerald heaven

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: chestnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Coral Soul-stirring Dopamine

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: emerald heaven

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: emerald heaven

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: bearded police squad

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: wine community account station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: emerald heaven

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Slimy Diverse Milk Indirect Expression

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Mahogany talented casino selfie

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Snowy Multi-colored Box Office Alpha

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Vermilion house-broken laser beams resort

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed thirsty gaming laptop business firm

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: submissive motley market

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Deranged hairraiser point

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Iridescent Heady National

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Costumed citrine parlour keepsake machete

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: emerald heaven

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: chestnut center

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: emerald heaven

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: chestnut center

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: Vermilion house-broken laser beams resort

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: floppy flesh mother skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Brilliant wagecucks

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Irradiated confused blood rage dingle berry

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: trip ladyboy locus

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Lake vibrant locale place of business

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: bespoke public bath queen of the night

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: emerald heaven

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: spruce seedy hall

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: rose electric shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: insanely creepy digit ratio gas station

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: emerald heaven

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Maize Overrated Meetinghouse

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Lake vibrant locale place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: exciting black double fault

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: Geriatric Corner

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: canary location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Wonderful Degenerate

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Sadistic base nibblets

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control cobalt jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: emerald heaven

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: well-lubricated amber toilet seat roast beef

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: dashing mustard voyeur address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Coiffed Vivacious Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: Fluffy weed whacker state

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Nighttime space messiness

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: floppy flesh mother skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Dun Patrolman Mood

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: provocative trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: Nighttime space messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: canary location

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: emerald heaven

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Brilliant wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Ebony greedy turdskin

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy french chef crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Excitant Metal Theater

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: histrionic federal whorehouse

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Sickened marketing idea nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Degenerate

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: emerald heaven

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Mahogany talented casino selfie

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: smoky crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: histrionic federal whorehouse

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: gold fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Vigorous death wish

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: provocative trump supporter

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: marvelous genital piercing immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: bearded police squad

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Coiffed Vivacious Tanning Salon

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Aromatic candlestick maker

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fluffy weed whacker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: canary location

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: passionate talking organic girlfriend

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: submissive motley market

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Comical ocher sanctuary

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: chestnut center

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Supple stage

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Supple stage

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: emerald heaven

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: chocolate water buffalo

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: spruce seedy hall

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy french chef crotch

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: bateful theatre

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Comical ocher sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Slimy Diverse Milk Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Lake vibrant locale place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: sexy puce azn quadroon

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: cracking bright jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Turquoise irate rehab kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: twisted azure famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Odious Gay Range

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sadistic base nibblets

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Out-of-control cobalt jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Deep depressive step-uncle's house

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: emerald heaven

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: fighting scarlet scourge upon the earth

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: emerald heaven

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Costumed citrine parlour keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: canary location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Vigorous death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Cerebral Lay Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: abusive gaping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: 180 ticket booth

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: rambunctious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Balding Big Piazza

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: spruce seedy hall

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: chestnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Frozen corn cake puppy

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: emerald heaven

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Comical ocher sanctuary

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Sooty temple

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: chestnut center

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Sickened marketing idea nowag

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Unholy Dilemma Yarmulke

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: emerald heaven

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Spectacular Travel Guidebook Son Of Senegal

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: green personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: floppy flesh mother skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: marvelous genital piercing immigrant

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: sick slap-happy sound barrier

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Mischievous rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling church foreskin

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: emerald heaven

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Supple stage

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling church foreskin

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: Flatulent university

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: emerald heaven

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: charismatic demanding kitchen incel

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: emerald heaven

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: laughsome masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: emerald heaven

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: boyish circlehead associate

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: emerald heaven

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Sadistic base nibblets

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: emerald heaven

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Sadistic base nibblets

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: emerald heaven

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Sadistic base nibblets

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: emerald heaven

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: floppy flesh mother skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: carmine french senate

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: emerald heaven

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: Flatulent university

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: 180 ticket booth

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Domesticated brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Slimy Diverse Milk Indirect Expression

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Curious pale dragon hissy fit

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: emerald heaven

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: rambunctious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: emerald heaven

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: bespoke public bath queen of the night

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza new version

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: bespoke public bath queen of the night

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Coiffed Vivacious Tanning Salon

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: contagious self-centered preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: emerald heaven

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Rough-skinned shaky den

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: emerald heaven

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: anal school cafeteria giraffe

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: rambunctious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: razzle area old irish cottage

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: emerald heaven

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Domesticated brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy french chef crotch

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Racy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: burgundy boiling water generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: bearded police squad

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stimulating pit

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: emerald heaven

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: emerald heaven

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: concupiscible black woman pozpig

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: emerald heaven

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Dun Patrolman Mood

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: adventurous home

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Cordovan principal's office party of the first part

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: rambunctious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: pink crawly pistol spot

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Bipolar Love Of Her Life Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Tantric stead affirmative action

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: emerald heaven

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Deranged hairraiser point

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: emerald heaven

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: emerald heaven

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Dark underhanded menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Maize Overrated Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: very tactful field

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling magenta hospital faggotry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Crimson fragrant toaster pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: poppy partner abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: erotic property mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Domesticated brethren

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: twisted azure famous landscape painting

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Brass appetizing brunch therapy

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Thriller Bawdyhouse Filthpig

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: emerald heaven

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Thriller Bawdyhouse Filthpig

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: emerald heaven

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz primrose set coldplay fan

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: emerald heaven

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Pearl Electric Furnace Lodge

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant school

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: arousing site factory reset button

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: emerald heaven

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: very tactful field

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Lime crusty shitlib institution

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Dark underhanded menage

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: pea-brained church building really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control cobalt jewess

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: arousing site factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Peach Mentally Impaired Lettuce Headpube

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author:  Nursing Home

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: honey-headed startling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author:  newt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Sadistic base nibblets

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author:  Telephone Trailer Park

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author:  twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: twisted azure famous landscape painting

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2"#49214733)