\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
umber background story ceo
  07/16/25
...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
...
Provocative lake mother
  07/16/25
HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
soul-stirring home
  07/16/25
...
umber background story ceo
  07/16/25
...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
Submissive trailer park mediation
  07/16/25
https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
...
tan half-breed striped hyena
  07/16/25
...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
Provocative lake mother
  07/16/25
Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
onyx faggot firefighter
  07/16/25
And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
hairraiser henna rehab
  07/16/25
...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
Grizzly Shaky Temple
  07/16/25
...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
...
useless trust fund dilemma
  07/16/25
*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian ...
stimulating stage tattoo
  07/16/25
...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
...
Submissive trailer park mediation
  07/16/25
...
Arab money sheikh
  09/13/25
...
Puce effete brunch
  07/16/25
*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
Heady heaven
  07/16/25
...
Sickened rigpig market
  07/16/25
...
Sticky Blood Rage
  07/16/25
...
stimulating stage tattoo
  07/16/25
...
onyx faggot firefighter
  07/16/25
The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electri...
Provocative lake mother
  07/16/25
...
Sticky Blood Rage
  09/03/25
...
Arab money sheikh
  09/13/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104888)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: umber background story ceo

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104890)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104893)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105161)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Provocative lake mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105866)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring home

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104906)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: umber background story ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104912)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104939)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Submissive trailer park mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104956)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105158)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105163)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: tan half-breed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105828)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105159)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Provocative lake mother

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105868)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104940)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: onyx faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105824)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: hairraiser henna rehab

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104974)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49104976)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Grizzly Shaky Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105096)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105160)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: useless trust fund dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105183)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105164)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105167)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105177)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105819)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: stimulating stage tattoo

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105171)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105175)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105179)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Submissive trailer park mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105811)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49265710)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Puce effete brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105178)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Heady heaven

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105213)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Sickened rigpig market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105215)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105469)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: stimulating stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105801)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: onyx faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105826)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative lake mother

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49105893)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Sticky Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49233602)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2"#49265709)