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WHY Do Proles Do Canned Cranberries?

so easy to make the fresh ones
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their prol...
beady-eyed locus internal respiration
  12/02/24
canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole ...
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
"Oh, these cranberries are delicious." - "Ca...
beady-eyed locus internal respiration
  12/02/24
"Enjoy DLA Piper"
Cordovan crackhouse sandwich
  12/02/24
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beady-eyed locus internal respiration
  12/02/24
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Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
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Buck-toothed Institution
  12/03/24
i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had a...
swashbuckling state cuckold
  12/02/24
why did their parents?
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.
puce slimy police squad
  12/02/24
they're awful, and homemade ones are way better
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranb...
Heady Claret Fortuitous Meteor
  12/02/24
why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranbe...
Boyish Native
  12/02/24
my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we w...
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
reading comp pwned
swashbuckling state cuckold
  12/02/24
The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US we...
pungent whorehouse
  12/02/24
It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere i...
Cruel-hearted spectacular gunner nibblets
  12/02/24
I know. Dbgs just an idiot
Boyish Native
  12/02/24
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Cruel-hearted spectacular gunner nibblets
  12/02/24
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Titillating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete
  12/02/24
so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanks...
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of...
Boyish Native
  12/02/24
ghastly
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike
internet-worthy property
  12/02/24
today?
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got...
Know-it-all Dysfunction
  12/02/24
most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at bes...
wonderful white chapel patrolman
  12/02/24
lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sa...
Blue area
  12/02/24
they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even...
wonderful white chapel patrolman
  12/02/24
im not poor
Blue area
  12/02/24
and you certainly aren't white
Titillating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete
  12/02/24
even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts ...
wonderful white chapel patrolman
  12/02/24
i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone ...
wonderful white chapel patrolman
  12/02/24
More like canned prole-berries, am i right?
provocative ratface boistinker
  12/02/24
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Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
*proled canberries
Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican
  12/02/24
Cranberries a la prole
Know-it-all Dysfunction
  12/02/24
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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

so easy to make the fresh ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402295)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus internal respiration

Proles like to leave little prole tells to signal their proleness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402300)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

canned cranberries is the opposite of a subtle/little prole tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402309)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus internal respiration

"Oh, these cranberries are delicious."

- "Canned," the prole host silently mouths with a wink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402319)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: Cordovan crackhouse sandwich

"Enjoy DLA Piper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402343)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402393)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402350)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48405674)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling state cuckold

i feel like it's a callback to thanksgiving meals they had as kids; essentially, it's comfort food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

why did their parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402406)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: puce slimy police squad

Because they are good once a year you goddamn kikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402494)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

they're awful, and homemade ones are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402505)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Heady Claret Fortuitous Meteor

And so fucking easy. Orange juice, sugar, orange zest, cranberries. Maybe a pinch of salt if still too tart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403703)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish Native

why did people in the 50s prefer canned food to fresh cranberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402501)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

my mom always made fresh crabberries when we were kids; we werent prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling state cuckold

reading comp pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402518)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: pungent whorehouse

The logistical underpinnings of the food supply in the US went from "impressive" to "world-historical, miraculous" in the early 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402533)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular gunner nibblets

It wasn't possible to get fresh fruit on demand everywhere in the US like it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403605)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Boyish Native

I know. Dbgs just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403624)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular gunner nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403693)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: Titillating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403723)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

so are country proles couldnt get cranberries even in thanksgiving time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403739)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Boyish Native

Proles in the mid west have to this day a shocking amount of canned fruit and veggies.

Their "casseroles" are primarily just canned shit dumped into a pan and baked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403787)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403796)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy property

Stop spamming the board with your inane shit today kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402536)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48402545)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Dysfunction

Canned ones are cheap. Just dust off one of the cans you got 5 for $5 in 2020.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403540)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful white chapel patrolman

most people don't actually like cranberries, they are at best a dip that you apply lightly to your turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403544)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Blue area

lol do people "dip" their turkey into cranberry sauce?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403548)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: wonderful white chapel patrolman

they put it on top, it is essentially a relish, are you even white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403702)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Blue area

im not poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403721)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: Titillating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Keepsake Machete

and you certainly aren't white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403724)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful white chapel patrolman

even if you make them from scrath with orange zest and nuts and the whole nine yards that is what you mostly do with it, nobody is just shoveling cranberry sauce into their mouths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403900)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

i apply heavily to leftover turkey. mmm sugar. prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403556)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: wonderful white chapel patrolman

that is what most people do with it, I've never seen anyone just serve up a bowl of cranberries and go to town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403704)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: provocative ratface boistinker

More like canned prole-berries, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403609)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403613)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Aggressive Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Mexican

*proled canberries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403616)



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Date: December 2nd, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all Dysfunction

Cranberries a la prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#48403626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643039&forum_id=2"#49440630)