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Booked a cooking class with my kid. Gonna be 180.

He said he needs some "life skills" so i booked th...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/09/25
Pork Schnitzel, Spatzle, Roasted Asparagus, & German App...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/09/25
Will be fun just to hang out, make a feast!
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
Surprised you aren’t getting him into a pole dancing c...
aggressive church crotch
  12/10/25
"Assumes facts not in evidence"
Dark twinkling uncleanness box office
  12/10/25
Why aren’t you married and raising your kids in a stab...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
Things didnt work out in the ideal fashion, I guess.
Dark twinkling uncleanness box office
  12/10/25
Well just do your best But it’s bad juju to joke a...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
What about the weird shit you poasted about your son over th...
Dark twinkling uncleanness box office
  12/10/25
I literally never posted “weird shit” about my s...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/11/25
I should add now that I have posted before about how my heal...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/11/25
poasting bait threads like this is essentially the same as p...
Startling Tanning Salon
  12/11/25
Sure bud. Sure. “Bait thread”. You REALLY do...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/11/25
on the contrary i like that you create these thresds because...
Startling Tanning Salon
  12/11/25
Sure buddy. Sure. 👍 Please stop following me around ...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/11/25
Please stop sexually molesting that poor young boy you purch...
nude butt cheeks
  12/14/25
at least he sounds self-aware about "life skills" ...
swollen meetinghouse national security agency
  12/10/25
lol I know. Kids are like that. He can do scrambled eggs an...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
Spaghetti, eh?
aggressive church crotch
  12/10/25
Is this some stupid thing?
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
...
filthy puce shrine
  12/10/25
And honestly I couldn’t really cook at all properly un...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
I saw one Eagle Scout cook an egg in an orange peel on top o...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
lol @ life skills = an $85 kids cooking class. life skills i...
citrine filthpig
  12/10/25
Yeah I know. It’s just for fun. I teach him to coo...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
What kind of trouble does he get into?
aggressive church crotch
  12/10/25
Do you not have kids?
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
Yeah but I don’t rape mine so I’m curious about ...
aggressive church crotch
  12/10/25
Well you are done here.
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
Wait OP is SP? He changes his moniker so frequently. How do ...
citrine filthpig
  12/10/25
Why is it “wait”? Who cares
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
...
filthy puce shrine
  12/10/25
cooking shouldnt be punishment!
citrine filthpig
  12/10/25
Agreed. It’s mutually understood that particular micr...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
Lol 200 bucks to fry a piece of meat, boil some noodles, roa...
Mint misunderstood athletic conference
  12/10/25
Yeah. Crazy right? Raising kids and doing stuff w them tha...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
This is what chores and Boy Scouts and summer camp and shitt...
Vivacious abusive gaping
  12/10/25
We just try and do our best. But i think people born in...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/10/25
This is cr
Vivacious abusive gaping
  12/10/25
...
Bearded scourge upon the earth
  12/10/25
notice how spaceporn triple bumped this until he got the neg...
Startling Tanning Salon
  12/11/25
As usual you are a terrible historian. Check the time stamps...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/11/25
you are the first three poasts in this thread.
Startling Tanning Salon
  12/11/25
And then I got a sane post which i responded to. Don&rsq...
Swashbuckling Center Giraffe
  12/11/25


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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

He said he needs some "life skills" so i booked the class. Him and me. We will make a full german meal. It's like 85 bucks a person and then you go to the class and you make the meal with an instructor. Gonna be great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49496332)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Pork Schnitzel, Spatzle, Roasted Asparagus, & German Apple Cake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49496342)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Will be fun just to hang out, make a feast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500424)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aggressive church crotch

Surprised you aren’t getting him into a pole dancing class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500426)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Dark twinkling uncleanness box office

"Assumes facts not in evidence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500446)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Why aren’t you married and raising your kids in a stable marital home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500452)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Dark twinkling uncleanness box office

Things didnt work out in the ideal fashion, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501091)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Well just do your best

But it’s bad juju to joke about stuff like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501092)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Dark twinkling uncleanness box office

What about the weird shit you poasted about your son over the years? Should I just forget about all that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501106)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

I literally never posted “weird shit” about my son.

BP kept posting in 2018 about how he wanted to rape my kid, and a few others joined in because of their own maladjustment. They know who they are. Regrettably, I got really angry with this and unsuccessfully tried to rally the board against such obvious pedophilia in the name of decency. In response, these sick souls did a board wide gaslight trick on me that was successful in convincing the rest of the board that my posts about my son had some secret meaning. It was much like pizza gate, which is big among schizos and the mentally disordered, sadly much like many of the denizens here. To carry the “fun” further and to hide their actual pedophilia they worked to out me, which they did gleefully.

This is literally what happened. Remember I have an Internet confirmed IQ over 145.

Does this help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501480)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

I should add now that I have posted before about how my health condition draws monsters. It’s literally a magnet for monsters. I have expressed some solidarity with trannies on here, because I think they draw monsters in a similar way.

Hitler had the same condition and knew the same thing—it will draw monsters. Inexplicably monsters come out in anonymity and cowardice when you have my condition. So in response, Hitler became a nevernude and a monster himself “for strength” and to push all his failings and inadequacies away from him.

I posted about my health condition on here when I was anonymous. That was unwise. But it prompted additional targeted interest from monsters — the same monsters who posted about how they want to rape my son — and that made me even more of a target for harassment by terrible people even more interested in outting and, terrifyingly, projecting their own sexual sickness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501514)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Startling Tanning Salon

poasting bait threads like this is essentially the same as poasting weird rape shit because you know that's what will grt poasted in response. if you were actually disgusted by whats poasted you wouldnt create opportunities like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501533)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Sure bud. Sure. “Bait thread”.

You REALLY don’t like it when people say or do things you don’t want them to do. You might want to look into that before moving further in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501565)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Startling Tanning Salon

on the contrary i like that you create these thresds because they generate a lot of content. im just pointing out that you know that that content will be "weird rape shit" about your son, and you poast and bump these threads incessantly because of that.

im actually giving you credit here by saying you know what the reaction will be. the alternative is that you don't know, which would make you a fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501575)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Sure buddy. Sure. 👍

Please stop following me around trying to spoil all my posts. It’s pathological.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501602)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: nude butt cheeks (✅🍑)

Please stop sexually molesting that poor young boy you purchased at the foreign orphanage, Spinelli. It's criminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49508272)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse national security agency

at least he sounds self-aware about "life skills" as far as DIY goes being able to feed yourself is pretty low hanging fruit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500427)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

lol I know. Kids are like that. He can do scrambled eggs and spaghetti and hamburger and pork chop. He gets nervous and awkward around a stove though, like most teens. He’s worried something is gonna blow up like when he tried to make instant mashed potatoes on high heat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500432)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: aggressive church crotch

Spaghetti, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500434)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Is this some stupid thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500450)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: filthy puce shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500488)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

And honestly I couldn’t really cook at all properly until after I graduated from college and no dining hall. I could make some stuff I learned as a camp counselor at a Presbyterian camp and in Boy Scouts. Like chilimac or hobowraps.

Basically everything I tried to cook in Boy Scouts was fucking terrible.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500438)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

I saw one Eagle Scout cook an egg in an orange peel on top of some hot coals. I thought that was amazing and I kept trying to do it on every camping trip and just kept failing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500445)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: citrine filthpig

lol @ life skills = an $85 kids cooking class. life skills is doing the same thing at home and not wasting $85.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500436)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Yeah I know. It’s just for fun.

I teach him to cook usually when he’s in trouble and I’m micromanaging his chores as punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500440)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: aggressive church crotch

What kind of trouble does he get into?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500441)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Do you not have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500442)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: aggressive church crotch

Yeah but I don’t rape mine so I’m curious about the trouble and punishment of SPjr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500449)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Well you are done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500454)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: citrine filthpig

Wait OP is SP? He changes his moniker so frequently. How do people tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500457)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Why is it “wait”? Who cares



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500458)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: filthy puce shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500490)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: citrine filthpig

cooking shouldnt be punishment!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500443)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Agreed. It’s mutually understood that particular micromanaged task is for his benefit. I don’t punish things that don’t teach in some way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500448)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Mint misunderstood athletic conference

Lol 200 bucks to fry a piece of meat, boil some noodles, roast a veg, and mix some batter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500464)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

Yeah. Crazy right? Raising kids and doing stuff w them that costs money now and then makes no sense economically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500467)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Vivacious abusive gaping

This is what chores and Boy Scouts and summer camp and shitty first retail/service jobs used to accomplish for kids. In summary, you’re too late and the institutions are too rotten. We’re all doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500474)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

We just try and do our best.

But i think people born in 2025 will be very different culturally. Disconnected from everything that came before. Won’t even remotely understand us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500485)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Vivacious abusive gaping

This is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49500960)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bearded scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501102)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Startling Tanning Salon

notice how spaceporn triple bumped this until he got the negative attention he's seeking. disgustiny how he creates these threads specifically so people will post rapey shit about his kid. many poasters have kids and he's the only one who does this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501521)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

As usual you are a terrible historian. Check the time stamps on my responses. This is why everyone hates you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501569)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Startling Tanning Salon

you are the first three poasts in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501578)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Center Giraffe

And then I got a sane post which i responded to.

Don’t try to go back on what you said, narcissist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808304&forum_id=2"#49501601)