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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
Aquamarine glittery station
  11/22/17
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Cerebral brindle jap
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
cerise kitchen
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
cerise kitchen
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
slimy primrose casino
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
cordovan deep library toilet seat
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
onyx stimulating gas station
  11/22/17
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autistic irate hall trump supporter
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
racy sticky set idiot
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
sepia whorehouse karate
  11/22/17
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Multi-colored garnet half-breed
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Lascivious bbw
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
cerise kitchen
  11/22/17
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jade public bath
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onyx stimulating gas station
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racy sticky set idiot
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Buff Floppy Patrolman
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Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza
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i gave my cousin head
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racy sticky set idiot
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Razzle church goyim
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Razzle church goyim
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
onyx stimulating gas station
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exciting abusive trailer park prole
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violent queen of the night shitlib
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Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
rose unhinged rehab
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
overrated ticket booth ape
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Histrionic circlehead
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Talented Gay Wizard
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Razzle church goyim
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Titillating stag film
  11/22/17
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poppy disrespectful rigpig
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
exciting abusive trailer park prole
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
magenta knife lay
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Histrionic circlehead
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza
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Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness
  11/22/17
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine glittery station

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Cerebral brindle jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: cerise kitchen

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: cerise kitchen

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: slimy primrose casino

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: cordovan deep library toilet seat

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: onyx stimulating gas station

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: autistic irate hall trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: racy sticky set idiot

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: sepia whorehouse karate

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored garnet half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Lascivious bbw

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: cerise kitchen

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: jade public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: onyx stimulating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: racy sticky set idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Buff Floppy Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: racy sticky set idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle church goyim

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Razzle church goyim

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: onyx stimulating gas station

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: exciting abusive trailer park prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: violent queen of the night shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: rose unhinged rehab

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: overrated ticket booth ape

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Histrionic circlehead

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Talented Gay Wizard

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle church goyim

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Titillating stag film

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: poppy disrespectful rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: exciting abusive trailer park prole

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: magenta knife lay

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Histrionic circlehead

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia friendly grandma plaza

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Provocative Azure Dog Poop Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2"#49220312)