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Photo of my ankle monitor (Zurich)

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cocky library
  01/28/26
how does it work with your jeggings?
( ''.'')
  01/29/26
i was barred from my apartment for like two weeks and had to...
cocky library
  01/28/26
i like the reward sticker on it. theres gotta be some hood h...
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
no flame when i went to the office in gaithersburg to get it...
cocky library
  01/28/26
Lol ur dumber than benzo
Milky passionate property hominid
  01/28/26
he'll be making 7 figures per annum next year. u?
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
probably making what benzo is making
cocky library
  01/28/26
Lol I haven't had a job in like ten years now u fucking lemm...
Milky passionate property hominid
  01/28/26
neither has benzo!
cocky library
  01/28/26
u poast 24/7 so even if ur wealthy (you're not) your life se...
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
...
Chestnut Fanboi
  01/28/26
I'm 5'2 bitch
Milky passionate property hominid
  01/28/26
I'm Indian
Marvelous Meetinghouse Party Of The First Part
  01/28/26
...
Trip quadroon
  01/29/26
what did i miss?
Glittery shimmering pocket flask
  01/28/26
...
tripping pit scourge upon the earth
  01/28/26
im indian and everything poasted is 100% factual
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
yeah what did you do and why are you wearing an ankle monito...
navy soggy goyim
  01/28/26
this is old news. i got arrested for DV in 2021 when i was s...
cocky library
  01/28/26
Let's circle back tomorrow with the photo.
tripping pit scourge upon the earth
  01/28/26
pay no attn OP is a gay and fake sociopath
Vigorous Know-it-all Ladyboy
  01/28/26
Why do you look like you weigh 300 lbs?
Costumed Cuckold School Cafeteria
  01/28/26
i'm overweight, why is this a problem for you?
cocky library
  01/28/26
I always pictured you as a skinny drug addled faggot.
Costumed Cuckold School Cafeteria
  01/28/26
i haven't weighed less than 270 lbs in well over a decade
cocky library
  01/28/26
tbf most of that is cum-weight
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
am i really that fat? you told me it wasn't that bad. /
cocky library
  01/28/26
sorry toots dudes will say whatever to get their dick wet
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
Wow, this is quite surprising news
Grizzly whorehouse
  01/29/26
WHY TF WERE YOU WEARING THAT THING?
Cracking Maniacal Mad-dog Skullcap Jap
  01/28/26
i punched my gf in the side of the head like 5-6 times and c...
cocky library
  01/28/26
tbf you punch like a girl
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
Why aren't you on the Maryand Judicial Portal?
Cracking Maniacal Mad-dog Skullcap Jap
  01/28/26
this is all flame
cocky library
  01/28/26
Gotcha
Cracking Maniacal Mad-dog Skullcap Jap
  01/28/26
it';s not actually flame. i got it all expunged.
cocky library
  01/28/26
(it's flame)
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
18000000000000 fuck women
tats
  01/29/26
...
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
You could be an xo legend if you request and post the bodyca...
Balding low-t ticket booth
  01/28/26
i was just looking for it. i actually had (or have) it. my l...
cocky library
  01/28/26
stop lying on the internet for attention
Federal Irate Dilemma Clown
  01/28/26
I need to get my mugshot of when I was arrested for DV in 20...
Balding low-t ticket booth
  01/28/26
180. Did you really do it, or was it a false accusation? I u...
cocky library
  01/28/26
lol at “super dismissive”
Grizzly whorehouse
  01/29/26
she was just a bit dismissive at first, which made me mad bu...
cocky library
  01/29/26
All conversations in this thread are attorney/client privile...
Confused Indian Lodge
  01/29/26
Nah, I was asleep in the guest room through the entirety of ...
Balding low-t ticket booth
  01/29/26
thats insane man. i kinda wish that was the case with me, be...
Conrad Cumdumpster
  01/29/26
how much for a pair of your used socks?
Nofapping canary gas station really tough guy
  01/28/26
for u, free
cocky library
  01/28/26
TY, can i DM you my address or shall i just poast it here?
Nofapping canary gas station really tough guy
  01/28/26
Pls poast
cocky library
  01/28/26
Please send dirty socks here: 7301 Forest Ave Suite 300, Ric...
Nofapping canary gas station really tough guy
  01/28/26
...
cocky library
  01/28/26
...
Marvelous Meetinghouse Party Of The First Part
  01/28/26
How long did you have to wear that monitor for?
Titillating Bright Sneaky Criminal Hell
  01/29/26
Interesting shot. Now rate me as a poster.
sadistic institution
  01/29/26
Fucking things are way bigger than I realized
vibrant mischievous yarmulke
  01/29/26
it was really uncomfortable. i also had to be sure to charge...
cocky library
  01/29/26
This might sound like a slight given the context, but it's n...
vibrant mischievous yarmulke
  01/29/26
all joking aside, it's surreal for me to think back to that ...
cocky library
  01/29/26
I think it's because you've been so honest about it. Most p...
vibrant mischievous yarmulke
  01/29/26
yeah, people seem to be really embarrassed and shit when the...
cocky library
  01/29/26
I think you’re doing all the right things, but you&rsq...
Aren't you a middle-aged man?
  01/29/26
i really doubt it had any real lasting effect. i lived about...
Conrad Cumdumpster
  01/29/26


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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: cocky library

https://ibb.co/CpjLrtz0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628941)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: ( ''.'') ( * *)

how does it work with your jeggings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49630703)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: cocky library

i was barred from my apartment for like two weeks and had to live in a hotel. i couldn't even go to downtown silver spring bc the monitor could go off.

i tried an arbitration on zoom with this thing on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628942)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

i like the reward sticker on it. theres gotta be some hood hustle for collecting ankle monitors dindus rip off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628946)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: cocky library

no flame when i went to the office in gaithersburg to get it cut off, the lady cut it off and the entire office broke out into applause LOL.

actually, she started the cut and then let me finish it, likee it was some sort of rite of passage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628957)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Milky passionate property hominid

Lol ur dumber than benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628950)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

he'll be making 7 figures per annum next year.

u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628954)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: cocky library

probably making what benzo is making

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628955)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Milky passionate property hominid

Lol I haven't had a job in like ten years now u fucking lemming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628983)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: cocky library

neither has benzo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628997)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

u poast 24/7 so even if ur wealthy (you're not) your life seems pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629016)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Chestnut Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629026)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Milky passionate property hominid

I'm 5'2 bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629074)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Meetinghouse Party Of The First Part

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629294)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Trip quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629777)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Glittery shimmering pocket flask

what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628987)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: tripping pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49628989)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

im indian and everything poasted is 100% factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629019)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: navy soggy goyim

yeah what did you do and why are you wearing an ankle monitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629002)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: cocky library

this is old news. i got arrested for DV in 2021 when i was spiraling. i can;t find it rn but i have a photo of myself standing in front of a zoom screen talking to a judge while wearing a jail jumpsuit, my then gf took the photo bc she was in the hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629003)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: tripping pit scourge upon the earth

Let's circle back tomorrow with the photo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629113)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Know-it-all Ladyboy

pay no attn

OP is a gay and fake sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629029)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Costumed Cuckold School Cafeteria

Why do you look like you weigh 300 lbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629027)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: cocky library

i'm overweight, why is this a problem for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629031)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Costumed Cuckold School Cafeteria

I always pictured you as a skinny drug addled faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629034)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: cocky library

i haven't weighed less than 270 lbs in well over a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629036)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

tbf most of that is cum-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629045)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: cocky library

am i really that fat? you told me it wasn't that bad. /

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629050)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

sorry toots dudes will say whatever to get their dick wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629054)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Grizzly whorehouse

Wow, this is quite surprising news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629763)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Mad-dog Skullcap Jap

WHY TF WERE YOU WEARING THAT THING?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629053)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: cocky library

i punched my gf in the side of the head like 5-6 times and choked her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629057)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

tbf you punch like a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629063)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Mad-dog Skullcap Jap

Why aren't you on the Maryand Judicial Portal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629080)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: cocky library

this is all flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629084)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Cracking Maniacal Mad-dog Skullcap Jap

Gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629086)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: cocky library

it';s not actually flame. i got it all expunged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629128)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

(it's flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629129)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: tats

18000000000000

fuck women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49630642)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629107)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Balding low-t ticket booth

You could be an xo legend if you request and post the bodycam footage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629091)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: cocky library

i was just looking for it. i actually had (or have) it. my lawyer got the footage and sent it to me when we thought we were going to trial.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629131)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Federal Irate Dilemma Clown

stop lying on the internet for attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629135)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Balding low-t ticket booth

I need to get my mugshot of when I was arrested for DV in 2014.

Problem is the libs in SF will only release mugshots to the criminal himself, and only in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629171)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: cocky library

180. Did you really do it, or was it a false accusation? I unfortunately did. She was being super dismissive of me and I was spiraling and that was it.

You know what’s funny? The fight that night started bc she was jealous of fucked black prostitutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629310)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: Grizzly whorehouse

lol at “super dismissive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629766)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: cocky library

she was just a bit dismissive at first, which made me mad but she went and lay down in bed and said TALK TO ME TOMORROW so i started pounding her face in and choking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629951)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Confused Indian Lodge

All conversations in this thread are attorney/client privileged if there was any concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629875)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Balding low-t ticket booth

Nah, I was asleep in the guest room through the entirety of the events, until a team of six SFPD banged on the door, then jumped me and put me face down in the foyer when I opened it. Lol, crazy times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49630025)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained))

thats insane man. i kinda wish that was the case with me, because i actually popped her in the mouth a bunch of times and choked her out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49630787)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Nofapping canary gas station really tough guy

how much for a pair of your used socks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629138)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: cocky library

for u, free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629143)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Nofapping canary gas station really tough guy

TY, can i DM you my address or shall i just poast it here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629154)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: cocky library

Pls poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629235)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Nofapping canary gas station really tough guy

Please send dirty socks here: 7301 Forest Ave Suite 300, Richmond, VA 23226

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629240)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: cocky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629300)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Meetinghouse Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629376)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:19 AM
Author: Titillating Bright Sneaky Criminal Hell

How long did you have to wear that monitor for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629615)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:22 AM
Author: sadistic institution

Interesting shot. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629618)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:25 AM
Author: vibrant mischievous yarmulke

Fucking things are way bigger than I realized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629619)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: cocky library

it was really uncomfortable. i also had to be sure to charge it regularly. it had a battery life of 8-10 hours or whatever, and if the battery died it would set an alarm off and the cops would come get you. or so i was told. i did a number of client calls with my leg propped near a power outlet.

i'd say a really low point in my life was my then-gf and i (in violation of my probation, as i wasn't supposed to be within like 1000 feet of her) picking my kids up at my house (which i didn't live in anymore) while wearing the ankle bracelet and driving to hershey park (after i had confirmed with the probation people that hershey was in an acceptable radius and wouldn't get me arrested). we stopped by a hs friend's house who lives up there and i just thought to myself what the fuck is going on in my life rn.

but there were a lot of low points like this during this particular period of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629668)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: vibrant mischievous yarmulke

This might sound like a slight given the context, but it's not: you're a man among men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629867)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: cocky library

all joking aside, it's surreal for me to think back to that time in my life and all the insane stuff i did. thank god my kids were so young. the older one was 6-7 and won't remember much. his brother was 2-3 and won't remember any of it. i think i've fixed whatever damage i did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629955)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: vibrant mischievous yarmulke

I think it's because you've been so honest about it. Most people try to run, lie, justify, etc., and it prevents them from making real, far-reaching change. Good job not being a bitch about it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49629992)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: cocky library

yeah, people seem to be really embarrassed and shit when they do stuff like this, but i just kind of tried to own it and go "wow, i really did have a problem" and just do the best i can.

i'm fairly open about it, within reason, with people IRL because i think substance abuse among professionals is very widespread and there are stigmas, but people really should talk about the issues and try to fix them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49630012)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man?

I think you’re doing all the right things, but you’re deluding yourself if you think there wasn’t any damage done. Even if it was just prolonged absences and Mommy crying all the time.

That stuff gets deep into their psyches. You’ve got to work at repair every day and be there when things go bad down the road for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2"#49630635)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained))

i really doubt it had any real lasting effect. i lived about a mile away and they were with me half the time (except for about a month when i was spinning out of control and i only saw them when i went to pick them up at the house for the day), and the entire time i was out of the house was about a year and a half. and unbelievably, my wife and i got along the entire time so there wasn't any fighting and shit going on in front of them.

there's zero chance the younger one is affected by it at all. highly doubt it for the older one too.

my childhood, however, left a lasting impact, but this was about 1/1000th of that.



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