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Contagious area
  07/02/19
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Contagious area
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Contagious area
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
fluffy multi-billionaire
  12/20/20
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beady-eyed autistic affirmative action queen of the night
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
salmon step-uncle's house jap
  08/21/19
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Boyish immigrant cruise ship
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
nudist box office
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
overrated pistol
  08/21/19
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Azure address
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
trip parlor useless brakes
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
salmon step-uncle's house jap
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
overrated pistol
  08/21/19
emergency money
salmon step-uncle's house jap
  08/21/19
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bearded giraffe rigpig
  09/01/19
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Carmine menage
  03/06/20
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Carmine menage
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Big mint feces
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Contagious area
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Histrionic point stain
  09/01/19
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bearded giraffe rigpig
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
nudist box office
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Contagious area
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Azure address
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Contagious area
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
concupiscible son of senegal prole
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Contagious area
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Carnelian glittery spot
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Contagious area
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Bistre racy cuckold
  09/10/21
great thread
orange stirring people who are hurt gas station
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Contagious area
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Contagious area
  04/10/23
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beady-eyed autistic affirmative action queen of the night
  04/10/23
i love men
orange stirring people who are hurt gas station
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Contagious area
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Contagious area
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Histrionic point stain
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Contagious area
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
wine multi-colored mediation
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Contagious area
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Contagious area
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Contagious area
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Contagious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Contagious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Contagious area

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed autistic affirmative action queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: salmon step-uncle's house jap

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Boyish immigrant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: nudist box office

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: overrated pistol

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Azure address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: trip parlor useless brakes

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: salmon step-uncle's house jap

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: overrated pistol

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: salmon step-uncle's house jap

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: bearded giraffe rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Carmine menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Carmine menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Big mint feces

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Contagious area

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Histrionic point stain

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: bearded giraffe rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: nudist box office

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Contagious area

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Azure address

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Contagious area

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: concupiscible son of senegal prole

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Contagious area

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Carnelian glittery spot

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious area

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Bistre racy cuckold

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: orange stirring people who are hurt gas station

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Contagious area

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Contagious area

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed autistic affirmative action queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: orange stirring people who are hurt gas station

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious area

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Contagious area

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Histrionic point stain

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious area

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: wine multi-colored mediation

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Contagious area

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Contagious area

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Contagious area

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264493)