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Took my half Asian kids to Sons of Norway pancake breakfast. Bad experience
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 5:53 PM Author: cobalt institution Went to the local Sons of Norway hall this morning. They do a big event where you get pancakes, Norwegian omelette, lefse, desserts, coffee etc. Absolutely great food. Place was packed full, old people, families with their blonde kids in traditional nordic outfits etc. So many hot blonde women. It feels so incredible to be surrounded by people who look like you, and I know my kids will never know the feeling. My kids were the only non-white people there.
When we entered, the old guy handing out raffle tickets said while looking at my kids "what part of Norway are THEY from?" And laughed. Then after breakfast they called all the kids up to perform a Nordic song. My kids went up and one of the adults put nordic hats on them and I heard people in the crowd laughing.
They raffled off a 10 day trip to Oslo and my ticket was off by 1 digit. Probably for the best as my family would get even more stares and derisory comments over there.
One of my sons later cried on the way home and asked why he couldn't have blonde hair like me. I'd be lying if I said I didn't lose sleep at night wondering the same thing. I really wish I could go back and change my life and marry a white girl or just a non asian. There are no fun cultural events for half asians.
On the plus side the placemat had some funny jokes making fun of Swedes:
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 5:58 PM Author: cobalt institution Did TurdGPT spit this out or is this original prose? Anyway the question seems off topic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773112) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: glassy charismatic lay kitty nah i think abt this a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773115) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: cobalt institution It really is. And if I took the kids to a Dumpling Day at the Hmong Hut we certainly wouldn't fit in either. They don't tell you about all this when you're about to marry asian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773116) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Know-it-all Pisswyrm Pozpig multiethnic American travelers to Norway should receive a ticket disclaimer: mystery meats not wanted, but will be tolerated, just barely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773120) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: glassy charismatic lay kitty oslo is lolzy diverse, why do birdshits not understand all of western euro the big cities are multicultural faggot zones? its lolsy how stupid amerishits are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773122) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Know-it-all Pisswyrm Pozpig Stockholm is much more tolerant than Oslo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773124) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM Author: glassy charismatic lay kitty ohhhhhhhhhhh whoaaa stockholm will tolerate 4 nigga islamic cocks in ur ass, oslo will only tolerate 3!!! sweds soooo much more tolerant! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773127) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Know-it-all Pisswyrm Pozpig c'mon man, u have never been to either Oslo nor Stockholm-- stick to ur neck of the woods in Cambodia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773129) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:13 PM Author: glassy charismatic lay kitty rofl been to both, i recall in oslo lookin for islamic kebab shops, this was in 2015 or so
for stolkholm i went there in like 1999 or something i remember being shocked there were turd and nowag and sand nigga kids walking arnd, i was like wtf
i was in a hostel in stolkholm it had like 20 beds just in a big huge room and the dood next to me was a swarthy fellow but i saw him one night and he was full nude and i saw his gigantic cock it was totally exposed right in the bed next to me i still remmember that turd cock it was massive like the himalayas or something thats what i think of when i think of stolkholm hth |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:16 PM Author: Know-it-all Pisswyrm Pozpig now try to imagine being a professional dealing with elite Scandinavians, like any other major European capital city-- multiculturalism is a not observed like in the States (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773144) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Know-it-all Pisswyrm Pozpig it's a pity u can never experience Viking Pride-- barrier of entry is high, protip: 17th of May is a good entry point for Oslo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773158) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:06 PM Author: lascivious mother theatre Irl lmao'ing
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Rose space lol at having your gf do a 23andme. shrewd, but lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773623) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 9:44 PM Author: cobalt institution Did anyone read the swede jokes on the placemat? The 2nd one genuinely made me lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773666) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:04 PM Author: Rose space they're solid dad jokes. but i wanted them to making fun of swedes in a rivalry way, but instead found them to be good-naturedly making fun of all scandinavians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48773707) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:37 AM Author: Jade national there are "Ole and Lena" jokes and "Ole and Sven" jokes.
Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. Ole says, “The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. Well, at dat price it’s a good ting we didn’t catch any more of em than we did,” says Sven.
===== Lena: “Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor.”
Ole: “Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous.”
Lena: “Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor.”
Ole: “You don’t even know vat a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Ver is da car?”
Lena: “In da lake.” |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Rose space haha tyvm this is exactly what i had in mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48774394) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Grizzly mind-boggling chapel anyone who doesn’t laugh and feel happy at these is dead inside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48774424) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Jade national https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPlfmiO1rY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48775575) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Rambunctious Gay Wizard Parlor Growing up I had a good Swedish friend and he really hated the Norwegians but I think it was mostly jealousy. He called them rich jerks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48774414) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 5:42 PM Author: elite dragon Lol from the Scandinavian and Hmong references I can determine with 99% certainty where this took place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698295&forum_id=2"#48775519) |
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