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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Mind-boggling flickering stead
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
cerebral chapel son of senegal
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  10/24/14
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aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Racy Zombie-like Sandwich
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Racy Zombie-like Sandwich
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Racy Zombie-like Sandwich
  10/25/14
yea, yep
cerebral chapel son of senegal
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Frozen philosopher-king shrine
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Racy Zombie-like Sandwich
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180
titillating factory reset button azn
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Racy Zombie-like Sandwich
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
titillating factory reset button azn
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Clear Public Bath

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: ocher haunted graveyard fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Transparent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flickering stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: cerebral chapel son of senegal

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Racy Zombie-like Sandwich

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Racy Zombie-like Sandwich

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Racy Zombie-like Sandwich

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: cerebral chapel son of senegal

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king shrine

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Racy Zombie-like Sandwich

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: titillating factory reset button azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Racy Zombie-like Sandwich

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: titillating factory reset button azn

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Vibrant organic girlfriend

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Racy Zombie-like Sandwich

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: boyish cerise immigrant

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Unholy Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Greedy tan lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Provocative hilarious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Plum floppy candlestick maker

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative hilarious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Greedy tan lettuce

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Godawful cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous native

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: fragrant party of the first part indian lodge

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit affirmative action

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular startled whorehouse

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Ruddy striped hyena preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone abode windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit affirmative action

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Talented church multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac thirsty persian hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: hyperactive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#49313869)