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Prole tell!
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Dashing Blue Station
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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comical patrolman voyeur
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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passionate dragon circlehead
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I just got one of these too FML
Walnut Dilemma Regret
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Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency
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How poor are you fuckers?
Dashing Blue Station
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Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency
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How are you this poor
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good poppy stag film antidepressant drug

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Offensive Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: comical patrolman voyeur

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Big-titted trust fund lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Walnut Dilemma Regret

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac nubile associate

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Dashing Blue Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Excitant affirmative action reading party

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: comical patrolman voyeur

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac nubile associate

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: comical patrolman voyeur

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: passionate dragon circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: violet maniacal menage

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good poppy stag film antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: spectacular duck-like garrison ratface

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Iridescent immigrant hairy legs

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: passionate dragon circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Walnut Dilemma Regret

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Dashing Blue Station

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: alcoholic soul-stirring legend ceo

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: slate swashbuckling address fanboi

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: multi-colored rose azn parlour

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: out-of-control juggernaut shrine

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Offensive Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: out-of-control juggernaut shrine

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Iridescent immigrant hairy legs

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious bronze church therapy

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Ocher Gunner International Law Enforcement Agency

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49430061)