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silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
710K
Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/18/25
lawyer?
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
yea
Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
shimmering demanding place of business orchestra pit
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
jet-lagged international law enforcement agency resort
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
shimmering demanding place of business orchestra pit
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Diverse national
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Diverse national
  12/18/25
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180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
adulterous home
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
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  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
adulterous home
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
amber whorehouse love of her life
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
adulterous home
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
motley filthpig hell
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
motley filthpig hell
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
motley filthpig hell
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
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  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
motley filthpig hell
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
ultramarine passionate macaca
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
histrionic bbw jewess
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Puce supple sanctuary
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
henna learning disabled sound barrier dragon
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
sienna hominid antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Galvanic Impertinent Base
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
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  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Fuchsia Cumskin Theater Stage
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
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iridescent gas station
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
motley filthpig hell
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Effete Cuck
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Effete Cuck
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
twisted white messiness house
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Effete Cuck
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Excitant business firm mother
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Excitant business firm mother
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Excitant business firm mother
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Bateful principal's office
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
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  12/22/25
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  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
lemon menage liquid oxygen
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Excitant business firm mother
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Fuchsia Cumskin Theater Stage
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
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  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
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  12/19/25
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  12/22/25
not enough.
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  12/20/25
little under $6M
Maniacal Crusty Brunch Black Woman
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
motley filthpig hell
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
shimmering demanding place of business orchestra pit
  12/18/25
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henna learning disabled sound barrier dragon
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Maniacal Crusty Brunch Black Woman
  12/19/25
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cowardly yarmulke
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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  12/20/25
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Racy Generalized Bond
  12/21/25
-$184K
Coiffed khaki stag film
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
cerebral alcoholic meetinghouse
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
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  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
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  12/19/25
low-200s
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  12/18/25
0
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  12/18/25
like 2 million
Haunting Hissy Fit
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
comical judgmental therapy
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
erotic dashing ceo
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
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  12/19/25
Shrew'd
erotic dashing ceo
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Soul-stirring vengeful pit reading party
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Mentally impaired center tank
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Galvanic Impertinent Base
  12/19/25
thank you
Mentally impaired center tank
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Laughsome Bull Headed Ape Locus
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
sickened travel guidebook
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
spectacular skinny woman
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Curious Box Office
  12/19/25
what happened
charcoal nibblets casino
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i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Curious Box Office
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
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  12/19/25
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silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Peach university
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
violent stock car
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Beady-eyed Misunderstood Multi-billionaire
  12/20/25
~$900k
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  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Seedy cruise ship
  12/19/25
Wow.
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  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
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  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Seedy cruise ship
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
sienna hominid antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Seedy cruise ship
  12/19/25
lol
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  12/19/25
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sienna hominid antidepressant drug
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Galvanic Impertinent Base
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Nighttime hospital chad
  12/19/25
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Galvanic Impertinent Base
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
twisted white messiness house
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Transparent station
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
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  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Transparent station
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Nighttime hospital chad
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Soul-stirring vengeful pit reading party
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Poppy Deep Native Corn Cake
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Heady bespoke circlehead
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
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  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Heady bespoke circlehead
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
erotic dashing ceo
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Heady bespoke circlehead
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
lemon menage liquid oxygen
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Heady bespoke circlehead
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Maniacal Crusty Brunch Black Woman
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
provocative ungodly heaven
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm
  12/20/25
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silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
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Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Marvelous Lime Locale Boltzmann
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
comical judgmental therapy
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Glittery apoplectic address private investor
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Glittery apoplectic address private investor
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Glittery apoplectic address private investor
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
cracking legend
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
well-lubricated site goyim
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
cracking legend
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
cracking legend
  12/21/25
...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Transparent station
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
ultramarine passionate macaca
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Hateful insecure public bath turdskin
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
silver razzle famous landscape painting
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
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  12/21/25
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Multi-colored abode telephone
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Flirting lay
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
coral appetizing set
  12/21/25
180 last note
Excitant business firm mother
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
well-lubricated site goyim
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Sapphire spot dog poop
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Yellow anal useless brakes
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Hyperactive police squad haunted graveyard
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
well-lubricated site goyim
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
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  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
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  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Racy Generalized Bond
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Transparent station
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
ruddy boyish kitty cat sandwich
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/23/25
cap gains
twisted white messiness house
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Salmon lodge old irish cottage
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm
  12/25/25
~$500k
Hateful insecure public bath turdskin
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: shimmering demanding place of business orchestra pit

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged international law enforcement agency resort

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: shimmering demanding place of business orchestra pit

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: charismatic goal in life incel



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: charcoal nibblets casino



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: irradiated church building



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Marvelous Lime Locale Boltzmann



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored abode telephone



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Racy Generalized Bond



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring vengeful pit reading party



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Diverse national

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Diverse national

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: adulterous home

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive police squad haunted graveyard

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: adulterous home

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: amber whorehouse love of her life

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: adulterous home

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: motley filthpig hell

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: motley filthpig hell

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: motley filthpig hell

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Cumskin Theater Stage

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Buff titillating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: violent stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: motley filthpig hell

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: ultramarine passionate macaca

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic bbw jewess

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Puce supple sanctuary

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: henna learning disabled sound barrier dragon

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Impertinent Base

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: stimulating walnut garrison

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia Cumskin Theater Stage

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Duck-like cyan fortuitous meteor crackhouse

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: iridescent gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: motley filthpig hell

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Effete Cuck

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Effete Cuck

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: twisted white messiness house

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Effete Cuck

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Excitant business firm mother

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Excitant business firm mother

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Excitant business firm mother

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lemon menage liquid oxygen

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lemon menage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lemon menage liquid oxygen

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Excitant business firm mother

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia Cumskin Theater Stage

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: iridescent gas station

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia Cumskin Theater Stage

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: irradiated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating affirmative action genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: lemon menage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Maniacal Crusty Brunch Black Woman

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: motley filthpig hell

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: shimmering demanding place of business orchestra pit

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Slimy electric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: henna learning disabled sound barrier dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Maniacal Crusty Brunch Black Woman

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: cowardly yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Vibrant low-t office coffee pot

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: charismatic goal in life incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Poppy Deep Native Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Racy Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Coiffed khaki stag film

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: cerebral alcoholic meetinghouse

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: adventurous red rehab philosopher-king

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: charcoal nibblets casino

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: hairless fanboi institution

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: irate toilet seat alpha

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Haunting Hissy Fit

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: comical judgmental therapy

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: erotic dashing ceo

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Mentally impaired center tank

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: erotic dashing ceo

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring vengeful pit reading party

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired center tank

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Impertinent Base

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mentally impaired center tank

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Bull Headed Ape Locus

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: sickened travel guidebook

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: spectacular skinny woman

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Curious Box Office

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: charcoal nibblets casino

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Curious Box Office

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: irradiated church building

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Peach university

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: violent stock car

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Misunderstood Multi-billionaire

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Puce supple sanctuary

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Seedy cruise ship

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Seedy cruise ship

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Seedy cruise ship

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: alcoholic trailer park toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: sienna hominid antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Impertinent Base

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Nighttime hospital chad

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Impertinent Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: twisted white messiness house

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Transparent station

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Nofapping rigpig

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Transparent station

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Nighttime hospital chad

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring vengeful pit reading party

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Poppy Deep Native Corn Cake

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Heady bespoke circlehead

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: provocative ungodly heaven

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Heady bespoke circlehead

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: erotic dashing ceo

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Heady bespoke circlehead

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: lemon menage liquid oxygen

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Heady bespoke circlehead

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Maniacal Crusty Brunch Black Woman

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: provocative ungodly heaven

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Lime Locale Boltzmann

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: comical judgmental therapy

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Glittery apoplectic address private investor

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Glittery apoplectic address private investor

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Glittery apoplectic address private investor

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: cracking legend

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated site goyim

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: cracking legend

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: cracking legend

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Transparent station

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: ultramarine passionate macaca

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Hateful insecure public bath turdskin

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: silver razzle famous landscape painting

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sexy vermilion factory reset button theater

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored abode telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Flirting lay

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: coral appetizing set

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Excitant business firm mother

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated site goyim

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sapphire spot dog poop

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Yellow anal useless brakes

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Hyperactive police squad haunted graveyard

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated site goyim

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: ruddy boyish kitty cat sandwich

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Cobalt Self-absorbed Dilemma Volcanic Crater

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Racy Generalized Bond

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Transparent station

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: ruddy boyish kitty cat sandwich

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: twisted white messiness house

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Salmon lodge old irish cottage

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested pisswyrm

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Hateful insecure public bath turdskin

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49538879)