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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: spruce whorehouse queen of the night

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Racy sickened preventive strike

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: shivering theatre

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: elite motley casino



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: chrome doobsian area

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Henna Bearded Sex Offender

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pisswyrm

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Racy sickened preventive strike

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: spruce whorehouse queen of the night

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: elite motley casino



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Racy sickened preventive strike

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Curious glassy sweet tailpipe

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Curious glassy sweet tailpipe

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: spruce whorehouse queen of the night

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: elite motley casino



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Curious glassy sweet tailpipe

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pisswyrm

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Abnormal jap rehab

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: shivering theatre

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: ruby party of the first part masturbator

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Racy sickened preventive strike

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Racy sickened preventive strike

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: cocky fat ankles

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: shivering theatre



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Abnormal jap rehab

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: alcoholic haunting lay deer antler

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Grizzly glittery indian lodge

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Curious glassy sweet tailpipe

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: marvelous lake school cafeteria



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Vivacious canary space nowag

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: spruce whorehouse queen of the night

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Grizzly glittery indian lodge

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Vivacious canary space nowag

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: ruby party of the first part masturbator

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Pisswyrm

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: shivering theatre

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: shivering theatre



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Abnormal jap rehab

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Abnormal jap rehab

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: shivering theatre



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