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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Laughsome Jew
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Laughsome Jew
  11/11/25
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Razzle really tough guy
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
balding water buffalo stage
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Submissive Whorehouse
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Sienna Mildly Autistic Private Investor
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
lascivious mood
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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lascivious mood
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Brass Principal's Office
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
massive bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Brass Principal's Office
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Orange High-end School Digit Ratio
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
adventurous buck-toothed theatre coffee pot
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Exhilarant native
  11/12/25
lmfao
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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  11/12/25
sprinted here
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Exhilarant native
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
tp
Titillating mustard filthpig
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
chestnut big center crotch
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Hyperactive cuckoldry university
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they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
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How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Hyperactive cuckoldry university
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Jew

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Jew

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Razzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: balding water buffalo stage

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Submissive Whorehouse

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Submissive Whorehouse

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: charcoal razzmatazz hairy legs

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: sable internet-worthy chapel



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Harsh toilet seat faggotry

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Sienna Mildly Autistic Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: lascivious mood

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Provocative hot windowlicker nursing home

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative hot windowlicker nursing home

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: lascivious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Brass Principal's Office

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: massive bawdyhouse

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Brass Principal's Office

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Orange High-end School Digit Ratio

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: adventurous buck-toothed theatre coffee pot

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Naked theater

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: dashing hell antidepressant drug

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Orange High-end School Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Titillating mustard filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: navy confused public bath

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Rebellious casino

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Titillating mustard filthpig

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Wine Hall Affirmative Action

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: chestnut big center crotch

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: shaky school cafeteria newt

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Sick passionate wagecucks

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic masturbator

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sable internet-worthy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: elite blood rage new version



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Sienna Mildly Autistic Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Wine Hall Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Curious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Ivory shrine

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry university

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Wonderful clear step-uncle's house hunting ground

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49424851)