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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
bearded circlehead
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
hairless costumed space
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Avocado Rough-skinned Death Wish Plaza
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Turquoise masturbator
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
hairless costumed space
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Mildly autistic center lettuce
  12/15/25
...
magenta charismatic trailer park
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
bearded circlehead
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Silver old irish cottage
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
bearded circlehead
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Silver old irish cottage
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
bearded circlehead
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Odious Rehab People Who Are Hurt
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
cambodia town
misunderstood soul-stirring hospital
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Dull indian lodge
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
bearded circlehead
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Dull indian lodge
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Supple Headpube Temple
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
exciting cowardly location
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Comical hideous sweet tailpipe
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
exciting cowardly location
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Irate Flesh Hall
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Irate Flesh Hall
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Supple Headpube Temple
  12/15/25
...
chocolate impressive pistol
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
smoky hot dragon feces
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Transparent marvelous factory reset button jew
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Purple Doctorate Brunch
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Sable motley market alpha
  12/15/25
...
Passionate pozpig
  12/15/25
...
massive crimson den
  12/15/25
...
Carmine Nursing Home
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Histrionic Light Bbw Roast Beef
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Sable motley market alpha
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
french sex offender blood rage
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Sable motley market alpha
  12/15/25
...
Irate Flesh Hall
  12/15/25
yes, so
french sex offender blood rage
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Cerebral theatre
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
misunderstood soul-stirring hospital
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Cerebral theatre
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Aromatic friendly grandma
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
smoky hot dragon feces
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
misunderstood soul-stirring hospital
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Aromatic friendly grandma
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
massive crimson den
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
french sex offender blood rage
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
smoky hot dragon feces
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
insecure milk
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
bearded circlehead
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
massive crimson den
  12/15/25
...
Irate Flesh Hall
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
misunderstood soul-stirring hospital
  12/16/25
...
insecure milk
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
hairless costumed space
  12/16/25
OKay
brass big ticket booth chad
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
doobsian swashbuckling mexican
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
offensive black dilemma
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
doobsian swashbuckling mexican
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
chartreuse beady-eyed crackhouse
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Sable motley market alpha
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
haunting scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
bearded circlehead
  12/17/25
tp
Opaque electric gas station
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: bearded circlehead

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: hairless costumed space

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Avocado Rough-skinned Death Wish Plaza

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Turquoise masturbator

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: hairless costumed space

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic center lettuce

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: magenta charismatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bearded circlehead

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Silver old irish cottage

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: bearded circlehead

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Silver old irish cottage

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: bearded circlehead

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Odious Rehab People Who Are Hurt

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring hospital

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Dull indian lodge

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: bearded circlehead

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dull indian lodge

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Supple Headpube Temple

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: exciting cowardly location

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Comical hideous sweet tailpipe

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: exciting cowardly location

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Irate Flesh Hall

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Irate Flesh Hall

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Supple Headpube Temple

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: chocolate impressive pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: smoky hot dragon feces

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Transparent marvelous factory reset button jew

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Purple Doctorate Brunch

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Sable motley market alpha

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Passionate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: massive crimson den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Carmine Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Light Bbw Roast Beef

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Sable motley market alpha

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: french sex offender blood rage

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Sable motley market alpha

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Irate Flesh Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: french sex offender blood rage

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Cerebral theatre

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring hospital

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Cerebral theatre

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Aromatic friendly grandma

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: smoky hot dragon feces

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring hospital

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic friendly grandma

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: massive crimson den

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: french sex offender blood rage

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: smoky hot dragon feces

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: insecure milk

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bearded circlehead

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: massive crimson den

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Irate Flesh Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: misunderstood soul-stirring hospital

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: insecure milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: hairless costumed space

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: brass big ticket booth chad

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: doobsian swashbuckling mexican

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: offensive black dilemma

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: doobsian swashbuckling mexican

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: chartreuse beady-eyed crackhouse

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Sable motley market alpha

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2"#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: haunting scourge upon the earth

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bearded circlehead

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Opaque electric gas station

tp

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