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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus
  01/26/16
This one stings.
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  01/26/16
jesus no...
turquoise charismatic organic girlfriend
  10/24/16
...
Glittery Bawdyhouse
  01/03/17
...
Lemon cheese-eating dog poop pit
  02/20/18
...
galvanic sweet tailpipe
  06/03/19
...
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  10/14/20
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Contagious Locale Round Eye
  01/25/16
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Free-loading hell
  01/25/16
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Ivory menage
  01/25/16
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aquamarine trip crackhouse candlestick maker
  01/25/16
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Ruddy Supple Parlour Stock Car
  01/25/16
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Ivory menage
  01/25/16
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aquamarine trip crackhouse candlestick maker
  01/25/16
...
Exciting orange hunting ground library
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
orchid police squad
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
...
Harsh adulterous abode twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Vigorous half-breed
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
mint heady clown cumskin
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus
  01/26/16
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twinkling useless brakes new version
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
...
Silver gay wizard chapel
  11/27/16
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orchid police squad
  06/13/17
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massive electric furnace
  12/19/17
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/24/18
...
laughsome brunch
  06/10/24
...
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
...
nudist electric french chef elastic band
  10/24/16
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Glittery Bawdyhouse
  11/27/16
...
orchid police squad
  01/23/17
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flushed confused home
  03/15/17
...
orchid police squad
  04/20/17
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orchid police squad
  02/20/18
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orchid police squad
  05/24/18
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Adventurous prole
  09/26/21
...
Onyx school cafeteria
  03/12/22
...
laughsome brunch
  05/15/22
...
laughsome brunch
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Crawly location
  01/25/16
Brutal
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
...
Wonderful principal's office ratface
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
aphrodisiac shrine
  01/25/16
toxic
up-to-no-good tanning salon toilet seat
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Aromatic idea he suggested boiling water
  01/25/16
...
Free-loading hell
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad
  01/25/16
damnit
Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market
  01/25/16
...
Ivory menage
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
jfc
orchid police squad
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Ivory menage
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
orchid police squad
  01/25/16
Cr
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
hm
arousing self-centered school pocket flask
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
wait
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/25/16
...
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Aromatic idea he suggested boiling water
  01/25/16
...
Buff Rebellious Jew Field
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Crawly location
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
orchid police squad
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Crawly location
  01/25/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/25/16
...
massive electric furnace
  01/25/16
...
180 hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
dashing flirting macaca
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
haunting dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Cocky flesh persian
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Appetizing Medicated Goyim Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac shrine
  01/25/16
...
Vigorous half-breed
  01/25/16
damn
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
...
concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple
  01/25/16
...
Gaped curious azn stage
  01/25/16
O LORD
ruby corner scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
jfc
internet-worthy factory reset button
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Ivory menage
  01/25/16
Lmao
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Vivacious parlor partner
  01/25/16
...
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  02/15/16
...
French hilarious set
  07/08/17
...
know-it-all roommate
  07/08/17
...
multi-colored senate
  07/08/17
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  10/27/17
...
Gay business firm
  12/26/17
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  05/24/18
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  03/16/20
...
slimy underhanded address
  02/18/22
...
talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
mint heady clown cumskin
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market
  01/25/16
ouch
nighttime rigpig lodge
  01/26/16
poison
Judgmental Forum
  01/26/16
...
stirring infuriating mad cow disease
  01/26/16
180
Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
bateful church
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
dead area
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
cerebral bossy whorehouse
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Soul-stirring ticket booth
  09/27/16
...
talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line
  12/26/17
...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  08/12/19
180
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Lascivious coiffed faggotry stead
  01/27/16
...
massive electric furnace
  01/27/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
deranged fiercely-loyal station
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
deranged fiercely-loyal station
  02/02/16
...
beta den party of the first part
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
boyish yapping stain stag film
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
brass legend
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Stimulating resort
  02/24/16
18000000
shivering church building becky
  03/04/16
165
Narrow-minded umber casino
  03/04/16
...
Racy seedy depressive national security agency
  05/19/16
chilling
Violent Laser Beams Cruise Ship
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
nofapping slap-happy toaster
  12/17/16
Good lord.
citrine mildly autistic theatre nowag
  01/03/17
oh my.
Provocative Public Bath Masturbator
  01/23/17
toxic
Disgusting piazza
  03/13/17
...
flushed confused home
  03/15/17
...
180 hissy fit
  04/02/17
...
Razzmatazz turdskin dragon
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Ungodly dark main people karate
  07/08/17
...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  10/27/17
mother of god
know-it-all roommate
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
cordovan nursing home boltzmann
  10/27/17
JFC
coral gas station sex offender
  10/27/17
...
Alcoholic crystalline ape university
  12/26/17
...
sapphire volcanic crater
  12/26/17
ouch
translucent quadroon crotch
  02/20/18
...
big cobalt spot community account
  02/20/18
...
vibrant pozpig wrinkle
  01/16/19
...
Diverse boistinker
  08/09/19
...
Adventurous prole
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
transparent idiotic keepsake machete
  07/28/25
...
Floppy point
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Mauve Queen Of The Night
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
bespoke splenetic mother water buffalo
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Vigorous half-breed
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  01/25/16
...
ocher garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
toxic
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
impertinent institution dysfunction
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
dashing flirting macaca
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
dashing flirting macaca
  01/25/16
TY bro
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Razzle-dazzle sexy rehab striped hyena
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Wonderful principal's office ratface
  10/27/17
...
red thriller marketing idea
  10/27/17
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  05/24/18
...
Provocative Public Bath Masturbator
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
magenta range
  10/27/17
credited advice
translucent quadroon crotch
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
marvelous people who are hurt
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Submissive Filthpig Dopamine
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
dashing flirting macaca
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
lol
brindle love of her life
  06/01/17
...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus
  01/26/16
...
talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
Lmao
passionate stage friendly grandma
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
At-the-ready voyeur
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
orchid police squad
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/25/16
lmao true
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/25/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
...
talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line
  12/26/17
Haha
Sable box office
  03/19/20
...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
...
Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
bateful church
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Razzle-dazzle sexy rehab striped hyena
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Drunken national genital piercing
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Razzle Heaven Roast Beef
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
At-the-ready voyeur
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
magenta range
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Soul-stirring ticket booth
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Odious Hideous Center
  06/03/19
oh no
cerebral bossy whorehouse
  08/08/19
LOL
spectacular trailer park feces
  03/16/20
JFC
Provocative Public Bath Masturbator
  03/19/20
Update?
slimy underhanded address
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
magical cracking sandwich psychic
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/25/16
...
massive electric furnace
  05/19/16
...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
Cr
Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad
  01/26/16
...
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
...
snowy plaza
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Mauve Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
motley step-uncle's house selfie
  01/26/16
...
motley step-uncle's house selfie
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Contagious Locale Round Eye
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
French hilarious set
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
orchid police squad
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/26/16
Lmfao
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Contagious Locale Round Eye
  01/26/16
...
theater stage
  01/16/19
...
Sable box office
  03/16/20
...
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple
  01/26/16
...
massive electric furnace
  03/28/16
...
Diverse boistinker
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
lay
  01/26/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
impertinent institution dysfunction
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
turquoise charismatic organic girlfriend
  10/24/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Submissive Filthpig Dopamine
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Hyperventilating Weed Whacker Blood Rage
  04/04/16
...
flushed confused home
  03/15/17
*applause*
yellow liquid oxygen
  10/27/17
...
Adventurous prole
  09/26/21
...
magenta range
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad
  01/26/16
...
dashing flirting macaca
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Describe
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
...
dashing flirting macaca
  01/26/16
Please be flame
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
orchid police squad
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Mind-boggling kitchen
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
bateful church
  01/26/16
Fuck
Mind-boggling kitchen
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/26/16
cq's!
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Public Bath Masturbator
  03/19/20
...
flushed confused home
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
dun site tank
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
impertinent institution dysfunction
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Mauve Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
...
translucent quadroon crotch
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
impertinent institution dysfunction
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
dashing flirting macaca
  01/26/16
...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
LOL fair
impertinent institution dysfunction
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/26/16
...
concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple
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...
snowy plaza
  01/23/17
...
flushed confused home
  03/15/17
...
French hilarious set
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Excitant windowlicker
  01/26/16
underrated
turquoise charismatic organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
massive electric furnace
  02/15/16
...
Glittery Bawdyhouse
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Sickened Ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
jfc
orchid police squad
  01/26/16
...
costumed juggernaut
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
do u love it
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
...
Sooty meetinghouse
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
orchid police squad
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
orchid police squad
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
orchid police squad
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
...
Gold nubile immigrant place of business
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Sienna geriatric incel
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market
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...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
dashing flirting macaca
  01/26/16
...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple
  01/26/16
JFC
antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
180
fear-inspiring space indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
Puce bbw
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
...
Sienna geriatric incel
  01/26/16
...
Sienna geriatric incel
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
bateful church
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
bateful church
  01/26/16
...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
bateful church
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
bateful church
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Sadistic alpha
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
bateful church
  01/26/16
180 twist
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
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THIS
Submissive Filthpig Dopamine
  01/26/16
...
Disrespectful brethren circlehead
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
bateful church
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
bateful church
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
bateful church
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
bateful church
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Exciting orange hunting ground library
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
bateful church
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Exciting orange hunting ground library
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
bateful church
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
bateful church
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
impertinent institution dysfunction
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
bateful church
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Aqua Locus Athletic Conference
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
bateful church
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Disturbing Irradiated House
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Low-t very tactful gunner fanboi
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous half-breed
  01/26/16
180
violent property gaming laptop
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/27/16
...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
deranged fiercely-loyal station
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Glassy pontificating theater
  05/19/16
repost please
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Sadistic alpha
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Glassy pontificating theater
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Gold nubile immigrant place of business
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Submissive Filthpig Dopamine
  01/26/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
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...
Exhilarant Associate Office
  01/27/16
180.
massive electric furnace
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...
Disrespectful brethren circlehead
  01/29/16
...
nofapping slap-happy toaster
  01/31/16
...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
At-the-ready voyeur
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...
slimy underhanded address
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...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy hall
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...
Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter
  03/08/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  09/27/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
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...
orchid police squad
  04/04/16
...
180 hissy fit
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cr
Jet histrionic lettuce
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...
slimy underhanded address
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...
cream comical mad-dog skullcap base
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...
At-the-ready voyeur
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...
chartreuse irate native cuck
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...
orchid police squad
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Disturbing Irradiated House
  10/24/16
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Glassy pontificating theater
  10/24/16
...
nofapping slap-happy toaster
  10/27/16
...
knife pervert
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
At-the-ready voyeur
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
light sanctuary
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... ...
magenta range
  01/23/17
...
At-the-ready voyeur
  07/08/17
Lol
Embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy hall
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
insane
  01/16/19
...
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
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...
At-the-ready voyeur
  03/13/17
...
orchid police squad
  03/15/17
...
flushed confused home
  03/15/17
...
nofapping slap-happy toaster
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
doobsian
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Carnelian Coldplay Fan
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Provocative Public Bath Masturbator
  06/01/17
...
Impressive angry sound barrier
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...
massive electric furnace
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
bearded olive hominid
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...
Provocative Public Bath Masturbator
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
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cerise balding headpube
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...
orchid police squad
  09/25/17
...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  10/27/17
...
Alcoholic crystalline ape university
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Rusted
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
At-the-ready voyeur
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Rusted
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
knife pervert
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
opaque mood
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...
Exhilarant Associate Office
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...
Mind-boggling kitchen
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...
At-the-ready voyeur
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Mahogany useless son of senegal
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
At-the-ready voyeur
  07/25/18
...
twinkling useless brakes new version
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...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/16/19
...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
insane
  01/16/19
Jfc
At-the-ready voyeur
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Hairy Legs
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Exciting orange hunting ground library
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Claret milk
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Claret milk
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Jet histrionic lettuce
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Claret milk
  01/17/19
...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  04/08/19
...
indigo erotic
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Alcoholic crystalline ape university
  04/09/19
...
Claret milk
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Claret milk
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
At-the-ready voyeur
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Bisexual Degenerate
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
At-the-ready voyeur
  06/03/19
...
Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
brass legend
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Claret milk
  06/03/19
...
swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Claret milk
  08/08/19
...
Claret milk
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
lavender overrated
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Shimmering Cruel-hearted Private Investor
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
lavender overrated
  08/12/19
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lavender overrated
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Bronze newt
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orchid police squad
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Jet histrionic lettuce
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milky
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orchid police squad
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Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol
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Adventurous prole
  10/11/21
bump
Jet histrionic lettuce
  03/12/22
...
orchid police squad
  01/05/23
...
slimy underhanded address
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
naked tattoo
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
ebony wagecucks
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At-the-ready voyeur
  01/03/24
...
Mind-boggling kitchen
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slimy underhanded address
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...
Ozzie Canseco
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...
Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Onyx school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: laughsome brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: laughsome brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Crawly location

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Wonderful principal's office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tanning salon toilet seat

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Aromatic idea he suggested boiling water

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Free-loading hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Ivory menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: orchid police squad

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Ivory menage

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: orchid police squad

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: arousing self-centered school pocket flask

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: snowy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Aromatic idea he suggested boiling water

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Buff Rebellious Jew Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Crawly location

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: orchid police squad

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Crawly location

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: massive electric furnace



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Author: 180 hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: haunting dilemma

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Cocky flesh persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Goyim Fat Ankles

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Vigorous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Gaped curious azn stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: ruby corner scourge upon the earth

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy factory reset button

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Ivory menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Vivacious parlor partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: snowy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: French hilarious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728990)



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Author: know-it-all roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: multi-colored senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Gay business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: slimy underhanded address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mint heady clown cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: nighttime rigpig lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Judgmental Forum

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: stirring infuriating mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: bateful church

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: dead area

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: snowy plaza

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral bossy whorehouse

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ticket booth

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Lascivious coiffed faggotry stead

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: massive electric furnace



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: deranged fiercely-loyal station

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: deranged fiercely-loyal station

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: beta den party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: boyish yapping stain stag film

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: brass legend

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Stimulating resort

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: shivering church building becky

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded umber casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Racy seedy depressive national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Violent Laser Beams Cruise Ship

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: nofapping slap-happy toaster

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: citrine mildly autistic theatre nowag

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Provocative Public Bath Masturbator

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Disgusting piazza

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: flushed confused home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: 180 hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz turdskin dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Ungodly dark main people karate

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: know-it-all roommate

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: cordovan nursing home boltzmann

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: coral gas station sex offender

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic crystalline ape university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: sapphire volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: translucent quadroon crotch

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: big cobalt spot community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: vibrant pozpig wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Diverse boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Adventurous prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: transparent idiotic keepsake machete

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Floppy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Mauve Queen Of The Night

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: bespoke splenetic mother water buffalo

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Vigorous half-breed

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: ocher garrison kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: impertinent institution dysfunction

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sexy rehab striped hyena

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Wonderful principal's office ratface

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: red thriller marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative Public Bath Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: magenta range

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: translucent quadroon crotch

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Submissive Filthpig Dopamine

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: brindle love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious indian lodge mediation

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: passionate stage friendly grandma

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: orchid police squad

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: talented fighting legal warrant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Sable box office

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: bateful church

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sexy rehab striped hyena

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Drunken national genital piercing

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Roast Beef

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: magenta range

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ticket booth

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Odious Hideous Center

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: cerebral bossy whorehouse

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: spectacular trailer park feces

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Provocative Public Bath Masturbator

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: slimy underhanded address

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: magical cracking sandwich psychic

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: massive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: snowy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: snowy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Mauve Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: motley step-uncle's house selfie

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: motley step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Contagious Locale Round Eye

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: French hilarious set

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed orchestra pit potus

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: orchid police squad

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Contagious Locale Round Eye

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Sable box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: massive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Diverse boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  lay

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: impertinent institution dysfunction

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: turquoise charismatic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Submissive Filthpig Dopamine

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Weed Whacker Blood Rage

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: flushed confused home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: yellow liquid oxygen

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Adventurous prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: magenta range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fragrant hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: orchid police squad

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: bateful church

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Provocative Public Bath Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: flushed confused home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  dun site tank

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: impertinent institution dysfunction

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Mauve Queen Of The Night

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: translucent quadroon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: impertinent institution dysfunction

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: impertinent institution dysfunction

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: snowy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: flushed confused home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: French hilarious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: turquoise charismatic organic girlfriend

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: massive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Glittery Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  Sickened Ladyboy

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: orchid police squad

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  costumed juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Sooty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: orchid police squad

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: orchid police squad

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: orchid police squad

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Gold nubile immigrant place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Sienna geriatric incel

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: dashing flirting macaca

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible startling philosopher-king temple

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  antidepressant drug

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  fear-inspiring space indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Puce bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Sienna geriatric incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Sienna geriatric incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: bateful church

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: bateful church

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: bateful church

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: bateful church

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Sadistic alpha

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: bateful church

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Submissive Filthpig Dopamine

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful brethren circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: bateful church

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: bateful church

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bateful church

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: bateful church

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Exciting orange hunting ground library

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: bateful church

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Exciting orange hunting ground library

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: bateful church

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: bateful church

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: impertinent institution dysfunction

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: bateful church

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Aqua Locus Athletic Conference

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: bateful church

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Low-t very tactful gunner fanboi

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearly old irish cottage market

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Vigorous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: violent property gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: deranged fiercely-loyal station

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Glassy pontificating theater

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Sadistic alpha

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Glassy pontificating theater

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Gold nubile immigrant place of business

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Submissive Filthpig Dopamine

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: massive electric furnace

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful brethren circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: nofapping slap-happy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Arrogant lime goal in life state

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: slimy underhanded address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy hall

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: 180 hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: slimy underhanded address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: cream comical mad-dog skullcap base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: chartreuse irate native cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Disturbing Irradiated House

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Glassy pontificating theater

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: nofapping slap-happy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  knife pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: light sanctuary

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: magenta range

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bat-shit-crazy hall

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: insane

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: flushed confused home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: nofapping slap-happy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: doobsian

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Carnelian Coldplay Fan

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Provocative Public Bath Masturbator

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Impressive angry sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: massive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: bearded olive hominid

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Provocative Public Bath Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Cowardly Rose Corn Cake Trump Supporter

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: cerise balding headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic crystalline ape university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Rusted

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Rusted

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  knife pervert

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: opaque mood

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Associate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Mahogany useless son of senegal

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: twinkling useless brakes new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: insane

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Hairy Legs

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Exciting orange hunting ground library

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Claret milk

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Claret milk

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Claret milk

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: indigo erotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic crystalline ape university

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Claret milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Claret milk

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Bisexual Degenerate

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: brass legend

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Claret milk

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged fortuitous meteor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Claret milk

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Claret milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: lavender overrated

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Shimmering Cruel-hearted Private Investor

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: lavender overrated

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: lavender overrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Bronze newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: milky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled big-titted skinny woman pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Adventurous prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Jet histrionic lettuce

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: slimy underhanded address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: naked tattoo

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: ebony wagecucks

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: slimy underhanded address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49548061)