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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Poppy stag film
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Dashing Location
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Gold hospital
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Histrionic Immigrant Sanctuary
  10/24/16
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Sick bistre shrine
  01/03/17
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spectacular idiotic base private investor
  02/20/18
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laughsome ceo cruise ship
  06/03/19
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Gold hospital
  10/14/20
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citrine dead chad orchestra pit
  01/25/16
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Snowy frum partner
  01/25/16
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Sooty native pozpig
  01/25/16
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cowardly headpube
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galvanic haunting candlestick maker lodge
  01/25/16
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Sooty native pozpig
  01/25/16
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cowardly headpube
  01/25/16
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light vibrant senate
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
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arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
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Irradiated house-broken hall milk
  01/25/16
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Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
...
Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
hairraiser station
  01/25/16
...
zombie-like fighting foreskin address
  01/25/16
...
Poppy stag film
  01/26/16
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Translucent trip keepsake machete striped hyena
  01/26/16
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Violent angry den
  01/26/16
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Odious indecent multi-billionaire
  11/27/16
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  06/13/17
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aromatic bright tanning salon
  12/19/17
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Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/24/18
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buff duck-like gas station halford
  06/10/24
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Dashing Location
  01/26/16
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Exhilarant Mischievous Garrison
  10/24/16
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Sick bistre shrine
  11/27/16
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/23/17
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crawly puppy
  03/15/17
...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  04/20/17
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  02/20/18
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  05/24/18
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judgmental boistinker
  09/26/21
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Contagious Property
  03/12/22
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buff duck-like gas station halford
  05/15/22
...
buff duck-like gas station halford
  05/04/24
ruthless.
boyish salmon ticket booth
  01/25/16
Brutal
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Brunch Newt
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Overrated circlehead office
  01/25/16
toxic
frozen maize preventive strike temple
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Excitant bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Snowy frum partner
  01/25/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
...
carnelian weed whacker
  01/25/16
damnit
slate plaza athletic conference
  01/25/16
...
Sooty native pozpig
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
jfc
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Sooty native pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Cr
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
hm
Bipolar comical locale antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
wait
offensive stimulating pit
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Location
  01/26/16
...
talented space selfie
  01/25/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Excitant bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
sickened range
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
boyish salmon ticket booth
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
boyish salmon ticket booth
  01/25/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/25/16
...
aromatic bright tanning salon
  01/25/16
...
doobsian parlor deer antler
  01/25/16
...
slate plaza athletic conference
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
carnelian weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Pearl thirsty stage
  01/25/16
...
Thriller out-of-control meetinghouse nibblets
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
glassy brethren national security agency
  01/25/16
...
Overrated circlehead office
  01/25/16
...
Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen
  01/25/16
damn
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
...
flirting grizzly state
  01/25/16
...
brindle step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
O LORD
Costumed Up-to-no-good Market
  01/25/16
jfc
Canary rebellious library
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
zombie-like fighting foreskin address
  01/25/16
...
Sooty native pozpig
  01/25/16
Lmao
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
...
burgundy box office
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Location
  01/26/16
...
flirting grizzly state
  01/26/16
...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  02/15/16
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frisky forum
  07/08/17
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rose confused field
  07/08/17
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Curious lay jewess
  07/08/17
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Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  10/27/17
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Charcoal multi-colored nursing home
  12/26/17
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  05/24/18
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  03/16/20
...
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat
  02/18/22
...
Unhinged titillating set
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
hairraiser station
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
slate plaza athletic conference
  01/25/16
ouch
Bisexual Lavender People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage
  01/26/16
poison
Sepia filthy sneaky criminal friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious Bat Shit Crazy Resort
  01/26/16
180
Poppy stag film
  01/26/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
coral theater tank
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Dashing Location
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
milky abnormal gunner school
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Alcoholic giraffe rigpig
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Puce codepig point
  09/27/16
...
Unhinged titillating set
  12/26/17
...
Violent angry den
  08/12/19
180
Gold hospital
  01/26/16
...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
metal vermilion public bath police squad
  01/27/16
...
aromatic bright tanning salon
  01/27/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
magenta 180 area
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
magenta 180 area
  02/02/16
...
cerebral cumskin fortuitous meteor
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
seedy menage
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
aquamarine rehab sweet tailpipe
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Hideous Wonderful Casino Potus
  02/24/16
18000000
bateful useless stage
  03/04/16
165
Big crystalline travel guidebook parlour
  03/04/16
...
Drab sex offender
  05/19/16
chilling
Swashbuckling free-loading new version
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Greedy motley stead voyeur
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Chestnut vengeful stain spot
  01/03/17
oh my.
Passionate blue site lettuce
  01/23/17
toxic
Electric lime home
  03/13/17
...
crawly puppy
  03/15/17
...
doobsian parlor deer antler
  04/02/17
...
Fear-inspiring Locus Trump Supporter
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
provocative roast beef stock car
  07/08/17
...
Drunken messiness
  10/27/17
mother of god
rose confused field
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Razzmatazz double fault
  10/27/17
JFC
Flushed arousing toaster piazza
  10/27/17
...
Smoky adventurous patrolman
  12/26/17
...
mahogany boltzmann abode
  12/26/17
ouch
Brilliant gaping dog poop
  02/20/18
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Shaky purple business firm dopamine
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Scarlet Supple Reading Party
  01/16/19
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stirring dark dilemma organic girlfriend
  08/09/19
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judgmental boistinker
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Heady sound barrier
  07/28/25
...
dun hilarious skinny woman philosopher-king
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Sadistic yarmulke becky
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
hyperventilating crackhouse
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen
  01/25/16
...
zombie-like fighting foreskin address
  01/25/16
...
glittery center
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
toxic
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/25/16
TY bro
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
zombie-like fighting foreskin address
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
floppy ungodly coldplay fan
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Appetizing Brunch Newt
  10/27/17
...
yapping principal's office
  10/27/17
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  05/24/18
...
Passionate blue site lettuce
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
bespoke heaven mediation
  10/27/17
credited advice
Brilliant gaping dog poop
  05/24/18
even more toxic
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Charismatic crusty turdskin
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Apoplectic House
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
lol
bearded incel corner
  06/01/17
...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Poppy stag film
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged titillating set
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
Lmao
Pungent Godawful Laser Beams Liquid Oxygen
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/25/16
lmao true
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/25/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged titillating set
  12/26/17
Haha
dull digit ratio jew
  03/19/20
...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
carnelian weed whacker
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
floppy ungodly coldplay fan
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Marvelous tattoo
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Razzle Cyan Jap Trailer Park
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
bespoke heaven mediation
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Puce codepig point
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Magical Pea-brained University
  06/03/19
oh no
Alcoholic giraffe rigpig
  08/08/19
LOL
deep affirmative action
  03/16/20
JFC
Passionate blue site lettuce
  03/19/20
Update?
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Concupiscible national legal warrant
  01/25/16
...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
aromatic bright tanning salon
  05/19/16
...
talented space selfie
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
carnelian weed whacker
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
Cr
carnelian weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Location
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Location
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
Sadistic yarmulke becky
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Mind-boggling church gay wizard
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling church gay wizard
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
citrine dead chad orchestra pit
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
frisky forum
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
internet-worthy
  01/26/16
...
flirting grizzly state
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Poppy stag film
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
internet-worthy
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
citrine dead chad orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Wine aphrodisiac pervert dysfunction
  01/16/19
...
dull digit ratio jew
  03/16/20
...
Gold hospital
  01/26/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
...
flirting grizzly state
  01/26/16
...
aromatic bright tanning salon
  03/28/16
...
stirring dark dilemma organic girlfriend
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
onyx tripping macaca
  01/26/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Gold hospital
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic Immigrant Sanctuary
  10/24/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Apoplectic House
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
zippy exciting elastic band cuckold
  04/04/16
...
crawly puppy
  03/15/17
*applause*
Aqua cracking hissy fit
  10/27/17
...
judgmental boistinker
  09/26/21
...
bespoke heaven mediation
  01/26/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
...
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
carnelian weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Describe
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
White Whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
...
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Drunken messiness
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
Fuck
Drunken messiness
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
talented space selfie
  01/26/16
cq's!
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Passionate blue site lettuce
  03/19/20
...
crawly puppy
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Iridescent really tough guy
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Sadistic yarmulke becky
  01/26/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant gaping dog poop
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
elite diverse hell black woman
  01/26/16
...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
LOL fair
fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
internet-worthy
  01/26/16
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flirting grizzly state
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Dashing Location
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...
frisky forum
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
Histrionic Immigrant Sanctuary
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...
aromatic bright tanning salon
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
massive
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lemon degenerate corn cake
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...
offensive stimulating pit
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jfc
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
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...
Soul-stirring Personal Credit Line Blood Rage
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lmao at the dog bit
internet-worthy
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
do u love it
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
...
racy
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
internet-worthy
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
internet-worthy
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping party of the first part
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
ultramarine kitty
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
slate plaza athletic conference
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...
Drunken messiness
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...
Gold hospital
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
elite diverse hell black woman
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...
talented space selfie
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
flirting grizzly state
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JFC
Erotic ruddy masturbator
  01/26/16
180
Lascivious
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...
mustard hunting ground
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Drunken messiness
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine kitty
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine kitty
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
180 twist
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/26/16
...
offensive stimulating pit
  01/26/16
THIS
Apoplectic House
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...
ratface
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
light vibrant senate
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
light vibrant senate
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Violent angry den
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Topaz institution famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
milky abnormal gunner school
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
hyperactive half-breed
  01/26/16
fucking damn
slate plaza athletic conference
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...
Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen
  01/26/16
180
Unholy community account
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
zombie-like fighting foreskin address
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/27/16
...
talented space selfie
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
magenta 180 area
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Amethyst persian boiling water
  05/19/16
repost please
zombie-like fighting foreskin address
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
lemon degenerate corn cake
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Amethyst persian boiling water
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Nofapping party of the first part
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Apoplectic House
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...
offensive stimulating pit
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...
arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
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180.
aromatic bright tanning salon
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ratface
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Greedy motley stead voyeur
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...
offensive stimulating pit
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat
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...
offensive stimulating pit
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
yellow
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Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
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...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
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...
doobsian parlor deer antler
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cr
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Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat
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offensive stimulating pit
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Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
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...
cobalt son of senegal
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...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  10/21/16
mods please delete
talented space selfie
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
milky abnormal gunner school
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...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Amethyst persian boiling water
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...
Greedy motley stead voyeur
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...
Maroon splenetic
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
talented space selfie
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
insecure hateful doctorate
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... ...
bespoke heaven mediation
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...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  07/08/17
Lol
yellow
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
cream death wish
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...
Gold hospital
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...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
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...
Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  03/15/17
...
crawly puppy
  03/15/17
...
Greedy motley stead voyeur
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
big-titted disgusting
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
obsidian awkward
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Passionate blue site lettuce
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Silver
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...
aromatic bright tanning salon
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*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Balding factory reset button
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Passionate blue site lettuce
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where is corporate slave?
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carmine main people french chef
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  09/25/17
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Drunken messiness
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
talented space selfie
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...
Smoky adventurous patrolman
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
twisted pink coffee pot trust fund
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
twisted pink coffee pot trust fund
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No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Maroon splenetic
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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arrogant indian lodge hairy legs
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Drunken messiness
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...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
abusive nowag
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
Translucent trip keepsake machete striped hyena
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...
Drunken messiness
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/16/19
...
talented space selfie
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
cream death wish
  01/16/19
Jfc
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
talented space selfie
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
cuckoldry round eye
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
light vibrant senate
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
wild goal in life
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
wild goal in life
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
internet-worthy
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
wild goal in life
  01/17/19
...
Drunken messiness
  04/08/19
...
prole
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Smoky adventurous patrolman
  04/09/19
...
wild goal in life
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
wild goal in life
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
disrespectful rigor
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  06/03/19
...
talented space selfie
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
aquamarine rehab sweet tailpipe
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
wild goal in life
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...
Gold hospital
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
wild goal in life
  08/08/19
...
wild goal in life
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
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...
bat-shit-crazy marketing idea
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gay wrinkle
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
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internet-worthy
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internet-worthy
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learning disabled juggernaut
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
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talented space selfie
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khaki pisswyrm dingle berry
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judgmental boistinker
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bump
internet-worthy
  03/12/22
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Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria
  01/05/23
...
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
medicated roommate
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Self-absorbed walnut hominid pistol
  10/13/23
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Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre
  01/03/24
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Drunken messiness
  08/09/24
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Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Contagious Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: buff duck-like gas station halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: buff duck-like gas station halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: boyish salmon ticket booth

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Brunch Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Overrated circlehead office

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: frozen maize preventive strike temple

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Excitant bawdyhouse

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Snowy frum partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: carnelian weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: slate plaza athletic conference

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Sooty native pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Sooty native pozpig

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Bipolar comical locale antidepressant drug

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Dashing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Excitant bawdyhouse

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: sickened range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: boyish salmon ticket booth

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: boyish salmon ticket booth

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: doobsian parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: slate plaza athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: carnelian weed whacker

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Pearl thirsty stage

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Thriller out-of-control meetinghouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: glassy brethren national security agency

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Overrated circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: flirting grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: brindle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Costumed Up-to-no-good Market

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Canary rebellious library

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: zombie-like fighting foreskin address

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Sooty native pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: burgundy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Dashing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: flirting grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Violent angry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: frisky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: rose confused field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Curious lay jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Unhinged titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: hairraiser station

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: slate plaza athletic conference

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Bisexual Lavender People Who Are Hurt Theater Stage

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Sepia filthy sneaky criminal friendly grandma

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Vivacious Bat Shit Crazy Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Poppy stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: coral theater tank

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Dashing Location

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic giraffe rigpig

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Puce codepig point

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Unhinged titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Violent angry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Gold hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Violent angry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: metal vermilion public bath police squad

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: magenta 180 area

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: magenta 180 area

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: cerebral cumskin fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: seedy menage

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: aquamarine rehab sweet tailpipe

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Hideous Wonderful Casino Potus

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: bateful useless stage

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Big crystalline travel guidebook parlour

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Drab sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling free-loading new version

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Greedy motley stead voyeur

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Chestnut vengeful stain spot

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Passionate blue site lettuce

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Electric lime home

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: crawly puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: doobsian parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Locus Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: provocative roast beef stock car

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: rose confused field

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Flushed arousing toaster piazza

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: mahogany boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Brilliant gaping dog poop

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Shaky purple business firm dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Scarlet Supple Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: stirring dark dilemma organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: judgmental boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Heady sound barrier

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: dun hilarious skinny woman philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Sadistic yarmulke becky

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating crackhouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: zombie-like fighting foreskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: glittery center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: zombie-like fighting foreskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: floppy ungodly coldplay fan

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Brunch Newt

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: yapping principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Passionate blue site lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: bespoke heaven mediation

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Brilliant gaping dog poop

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Charismatic crusty turdskin

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic House

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: bearded incel corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Poppy stag film

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Unhinged titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: outnumbered razzle-dazzle church building

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Pungent Godawful Laser Beams Liquid Oxygen

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Unhinged titillating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: dull digit ratio jew

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: carnelian weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: floppy ungodly coldplay fan

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Marvelous tattoo

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Razzle Cyan Jap Trailer Park

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: bespoke heaven mediation

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Puce codepig point

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Magical Pea-brained University

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Alcoholic giraffe rigpig

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: deep affirmative action

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Passionate blue site lettuce

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible national legal warrant

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: White Whorehouse

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: carnelian weed whacker

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: White Whorehouse

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: carnelian weed whacker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Dashing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Dashing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: White Whorehouse

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Sadistic yarmulke becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling church gay wizard

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: citrine dead chad orchestra pit

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: frisky forum

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: flirting grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Poppy stag film

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: offensive stimulating pit

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: citrine dead chad orchestra pit

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Wine aphrodisiac pervert dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: dull digit ratio jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Gold hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: flirting grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: stirring dark dilemma organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: onyx tripping macaca

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Gold hospital

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Immigrant Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic House

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: zippy exciting elastic band cuckold

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: crawly puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Aqua cracking hissy fit

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: judgmental boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: bespoke heaven mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: White Whorehouse

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: White Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: White Whorehouse

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: carnelian weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: White Whorehouse

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: White Whorehouse

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Drunken messiness

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Violent angry den

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Drunken messiness

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: talented space selfie

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Passionate blue site lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: crawly puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Iridescent really tough guy

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Sadistic yarmulke becky

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Brilliant gaping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Violent angry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: flirting grizzly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Dashing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: crawly puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: frisky forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: White Whorehouse

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Immigrant Sanctuary

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Sick bistre shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: massive

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Personal Credit Line Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: racy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Nofapping party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: ultramarine kitty

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: slate plaza athletic conference

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Gold hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: elite diverse hell black woman

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: flirting grizzly state

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Erotic ruddy masturbator

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Lascivious

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  mustard hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Drunken messiness

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: ultramarine kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: ultramarine kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic House

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Violent angry den

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Violent angry den

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Violent angry den

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Violent angry den

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: light vibrant senate

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: light vibrant senate

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Violent angry den

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire chapel water buffalo

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Violent angry den

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Topaz institution famous landscape painting

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: hyperactive half-breed

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: slate plaza athletic conference

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Flesh Narrow-minded Mexican Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Unholy community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: zombie-like fighting foreskin address

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: magenta 180 area

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Amethyst persian boiling water

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: zombie-like fighting foreskin address

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: lemon degenerate corn cake

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Amethyst persian boiling water

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Nofapping party of the first part

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic House

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Greedy motley stead voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Bonkers Faggotry

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  yellow

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: zombie-like fighting foreskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: doobsian parlor deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: offensive stimulating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  cobalt son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: talented space selfie

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: milky abnormal gunner school

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Amethyst persian boiling water

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Greedy motley stead voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Maroon splenetic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: talented space selfie

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: insecure hateful doctorate

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: bespoke heaven mediation

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  yellow

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  cream death wish

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Gold hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: crawly puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Greedy motley stead voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: big-titted disgusting

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: obsidian awkward

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Passionate blue site lettuce

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Silver



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: aromatic bright tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Balding factory reset button

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Passionate blue site lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: 

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  carmine main people french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: talented space selfie

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: twisted pink coffee pot trust fund

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: twisted pink coffee pot trust fund

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Maroon splenetic

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Brass

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: arrogant indian lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: abusive nowag

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Translucent trip keepsake machete striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  cream death wish

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: talented space selfie

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  cuckoldry round eye

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: light vibrant senate

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  wild goal in life

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  wild goal in life

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: internet-worthy

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  wild goal in life

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Smoky adventurous patrolman

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  wild goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  wild goal in life

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  disrespectful rigor

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: aquamarine rehab sweet tailpipe

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  wild goal in life

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Gold hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  wild goal in life

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  wild goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: gay wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: learning disabled juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: talented space selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  khaki pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: judgmental boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nighttime School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: medicated roommate

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Self-absorbed walnut hominid pistol

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Drunken messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2"#49548061)