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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
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Holy shit
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alright, im a tranny advocate now
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anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
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  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: racy personal credit line indian lodge

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: racy personal credit line indian lodge

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible mexican spot

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: racy personal credit line indian lodge

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: purple thriller trump supporter patrolman



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess deer antler

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: gold gaping temple

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: gold gaping temple

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: gold gaping temple

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: spruce learning disabled business firm

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Violent amber step-uncle's house



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: purple thriller trump supporter patrolman



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess deer antler



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: pontificating overrated cruise ship



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Zombie-like Cuckoldry Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620946)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ruby water buffalo karate



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Offensive crackhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Wine adventurous area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puce keepsake machete parlor

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: sable awkward home dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: 180 Carmine Field



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Onyx curious rigor



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: costumed organic girlfriend ape

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: violet psychic



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Exciting Unholy Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ruby water buffalo karate



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Contagious soggy casino internal respiration

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bonkers Box Office Regret

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: amethyst blathering wrinkle bawdyhouse



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Glittery haunting plaza faggotry



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: sable awkward home dingle berry

(rat)

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Titillating disrespectful brunch police squad



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Titillating disrespectful brunch police squad

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess deer antler

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Glittery haunting plaza faggotry

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: sable awkward home dingle berry

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



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