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Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
Histrionic twisted native
  09/08/25
Well done
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
Cowardly Office Brethren
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
Cowardly Office Brethren
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Razzmatazz mauve menage jew
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
Cowardly Office Brethren
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
internet-worthy abusive parlour
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
Cowardly Office Brethren
  09/08/25
not at all
stirring flatulent lay chad
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
Lol
Aqua university
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
Bright wonderful state
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
aphrodisiac coffee pot generalized bond
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
Well-lubricated spot
  09/08/25
What's his name?
Bat Shit Crazy Idiotic Brunch Coldplay Fan
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
Disturbing contagious business firm idea he suggested
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
Self-absorbed home
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
Self-absorbed home
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
french voyeur locus
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
Self-absorbed home
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
swashbuckling alpha
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
Self-absorbed home
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
house-broken school cafeteria dog poop
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
house-broken school cafeteria dog poop
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
house-broken school cafeteria dog poop
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
house-broken school cafeteria dog poop
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
house-broken school cafeteria dog poop
  09/09/25
180
Bat Shit Crazy Idiotic Brunch Coldplay Fan
  09/09/25
...
house-broken school cafeteria dog poop
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
Crawly adventurous stead therapy
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
french voyeur locus
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
Cowardly Office Brethren
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
black friendly grandma box office
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
dashing site
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
dashing site
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
my hand
dashing site
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
180
Bat Shit Crazy Idiotic Brunch Coldplay Fan
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
hairless disgusting theater round eye
  09/09/25
Tits?
Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace
  09/09/25
Nope
Carmine Soul-stirring Kitchen Useless Brakes
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
aquamarine gaping hairy legs
  09/09/25
...
Nude Six Nine
  01/13/26
only in her mind
[deleted by poaster]
  01/13/26
underweight actually
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  01/13/26


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Histrionic twisted native

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Cowardly Office Brethren

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Cowardly Office Brethren

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mauve menage jew

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Office Brethren

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy abusive parlour

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Office Brethren

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: stirring flatulent lay chad

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Aqua university

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Bright wonderful state

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac coffee pot generalized bond

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated spot

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Idiotic Brunch Coldplay Fan

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Disturbing contagious business firm idea he suggested

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Self-absorbed home

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed home

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: french voyeur locus

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Self-absorbed home

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling alpha

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed home

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria dog poop

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria dog poop

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria dog poop

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria dog poop

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria dog poop

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Idiotic Brunch Coldplay Fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Crawly adventurous stead therapy

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: french voyeur locus

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Cowardly Office Brethren

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: black friendly grandma box office

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: dashing site

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: dashing site

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: dashing site

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Idiotic Brunch Coldplay Fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: hairless disgusting theater round eye

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Jade outnumbered gas station electric furnace

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Carmine Soul-stirring Kitchen Useless Brakes

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: aquamarine gaping hairy legs

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49247889)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49587504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster]

only in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49587510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

underweight actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2"#49587512)