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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Plum Persian
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poppy razzle university masturbator
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Mewling Honey-headed Temple Crotch
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
poppy razzle university masturbator
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
excitant sepia legend
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Light goal in life
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fishy talented stead idiot
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Exciting House-broken Haunted Graveyard Locale
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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sickened theater jap
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Plum Persian
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Mewling Honey-headed Temple Crotch
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
sickened theater jap
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
sickened theater jap
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Plum Persian
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
sickened theater jap
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
sickened theater jap
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
sickened theater jap
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Plum Persian
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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Hyperventilating stain market
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Plum Persian
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Ocher Twisted Hell
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ruby mind-boggling lay immigrant
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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swashbuckling pistol heaven
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
ruby mind-boggling lay immigrant
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lol johnsmeyer
Canary Public Bath
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This needs a vocaroo
Gold den
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Coincidence that crows are black?
Awkward harsh black woman stage
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Plum Persian

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: poppy razzle university masturbator



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Mewling Honey-headed Temple Crotch

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Plum Persian

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: poppy razzle university masturbator

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Plum Persian

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: excitant sepia legend

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Awkward harsh black woman stage

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Light goal in life



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Metal Hateful Range



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: avocado sticky hospital toilet seat



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Arousing property legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Gold den

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Exciting House-broken Haunted Graveyard Locale



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: scarlet at-the-ready space



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting House-broken Haunted Graveyard Locale



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Supple pearly twinkling uncleanness

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Light goal in life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: fishy talented stead idiot



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Plum Persian

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Exciting House-broken Haunted Graveyard Locale



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Territorial Gaming Laptop Internal Respiration

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Motley doctorate business firm



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Metal Hateful Range



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: sickened theater jap



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Plum Persian

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: sickened theater jap



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Plum Persian

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Mewling Honey-headed Temple Crotch

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: sickened theater jap

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Plum Persian

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: sickened theater jap

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Plum Persian

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: sickened theater jap

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Plum Persian

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: sickened theater jap

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Plum Persian

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: sickened theater jap

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Plum Persian

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Plum Persian

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stain market

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating stain market



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed parlor

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Plum Persian



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Ocher Twisted Hell

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: ruby mind-boggling lay immigrant



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: pink geriatric plaza idea he suggested

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: vibrant godawful keepsake machete

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling pistol heaven



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: ruby mind-boggling lay immigrant

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Canary Public Bath

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Gold den

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Awkward harsh black woman stage

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Insecure Insanely Creepy Prole Filthpig

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: sickened theater jap



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Plum Persian

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed parlor

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Provocative Maroon Friendly Grandma



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Plum Persian

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2"#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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