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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is ...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Does it take connectivity to be maintained?
Motley den famous landscape painting
  05/07/22
Apparently for some features yes and for others no
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purch...
dashing kitty cat
  05/07/22
4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you ...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no sc...
Poppy station
  05/07/22
Lmao flame?
Ebony newt senate
  05/07/22
100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Jfc FTGE
Ebony newt senate
  05/07/22
lmfao this earth is so gay
Excitant institution coffee pot
  05/07/22
pic or flame
topaz charismatic son of senegal twinkling uncleanness
  05/07/22
See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake....
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would...
topaz charismatic son of senegal twinkling uncleanness
  05/07/22
I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn u...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall
Excitant institution coffee pot
  05/07/22
The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise loc...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz h...
black juggernaut rigpig
  05/07/22
lmfao stupid goy
Passionate rehab internal respiration
  05/07/22
lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates
cordovan sanctuary
  05/07/22
If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accou...
Passionate rehab internal respiration
  05/07/22
They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerat...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise locatio...
Motley den famous landscape painting
  05/08/22
Fuck those kikes
transparent ticket booth athletic conference
  05/15/22
...
Amber Queen Of The Night Bawdyhouse
  05/07/22
https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-ne...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your hou...
Cream stage
  05/07/22
How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated ...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
...
Soul-stirring underhanded locale immigrant
  05/07/22
...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/11/26
return it
provocative anal puppy
  05/07/22
just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then...
diverse spot
  05/07/22
I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these compan...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
get a wood fired brick oven faggot
Comical faggot firefighter
  05/07/22
Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control
stimulating vengeful jewess business firm
  05/07/22
I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and e...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
...
transparent ticket booth athletic conference
  05/15/22
What are these alleged features?
sick point
  05/07/22
It’s shit like “convection roast” and I th...
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire ...
Mildly autistic main people masturbator
  05/07/22
it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the governm...
Passionate rehab internal respiration
  05/07/22
Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shi...
carnelian internet-worthy community account
  05/07/22
It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning t...
cordovan sanctuary
  05/07/22
They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of...
carnelian internet-worthy community account
  05/07/22
I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby
transparent ticket booth athletic conference
  05/15/22
Mint condition? Jk. Fuck these companies
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
this is what democracy looks like
Crawly Skinny Woman Elastic Band
  05/07/22
Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
Burying the lede - how the fuck is it $3,700?
Well-lubricated menage
  05/07/22
Putin
Appetizing Wild Place Of Business Sound Barrier
  05/07/22
Our choices were limited.
lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen
  05/07/22
It’s over
Thriller plaza
  05/07/22
Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast ...
Appetizing Wild Place Of Business Sound Barrier
  05/07/22
Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulat...
Gay bat shit crazy boiling water
  05/07/22
This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks ...
Cracking meetinghouse really tough guy
  05/07/22
Always
Gay bat shit crazy boiling water
  05/07/22
the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot
Chartreuse Aggressive Feces
  05/07/22
Mine identifies as a sink.
transparent ticket booth athletic conference
  05/15/22
...
Passionate rehab internal respiration
  05/15/22


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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.

Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.

I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471273)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Motley den famous landscape painting

Does it take connectivity to be maintained?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471369)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

Apparently for some features yes and for others no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471877)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat

High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44472118)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.

Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44472158)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Poppy station

Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44472386)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: Ebony newt senate

Lmao flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471274)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471283)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Ebony newt senate

Jfc FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471290)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Excitant institution coffee pot

lmfao this earth is so gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471280)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: topaz charismatic son of senegal twinkling uncleanness

pic or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471289)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471300)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471295)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: topaz charismatic son of senegal twinkling uncleanness

oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471307)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471326)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Excitant institution coffee pot

Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471308)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471323)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: black juggernaut rigpig

Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471496)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: Passionate rehab internal respiration

lmfao stupid goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471520)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: cordovan sanctuary

lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471551)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Passionate rehab internal respiration

If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471559)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471616)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: Motley den famous landscape painting

Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44473246)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: transparent ticket booth athletic conference

Fuck those kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44517493)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Amber Queen Of The Night Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471330)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471333)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: Cream stage

And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471342)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471388)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring underhanded locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471531)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#49663115)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: provocative anal puppy

return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471345)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: diverse spot

just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471349)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471392)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Comical faggot firefighter

get a wood fired brick oven faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471355)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: stimulating vengeful jewess business firm

Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471356)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471401)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: transparent ticket booth athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44517494)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: sick point

What are these alleged features?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471397)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471418)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Mildly autistic main people masturbator

If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471403)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: Passionate rehab internal respiration

it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471511)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471569)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: carnelian internet-worthy community account

Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471579)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: cordovan sanctuary

It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471581)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: carnelian internet-worthy community account

They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work

Couldn't do the most basic function

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471593)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: transparent ticket booth athletic conference

I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44517498)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

Mint condition?

Jk. Fuck these companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471598)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: Crawly Skinny Woman Elastic Band

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471584)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471721)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated menage

Burying the lede -

how the fuck is it $3,700?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471738)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Wild Place Of Business Sound Barrier

Putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471934)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: lascivious nubile friendly grandma kitchen

Our choices were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471967)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Thriller plaza

It’s over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471910)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: Appetizing Wild Place Of Business Sound Barrier

Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471920)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: Gay bat shit crazy boiling water

Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44471985)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Cracking meetinghouse really tough guy

This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44472090)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Gay bat shit crazy boiling water

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44472390)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Aggressive Feces

the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44472166)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: transparent ticket booth athletic conference

Mine identifies as a sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44517527)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: Passionate rehab internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2"#44517455)