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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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frum stead
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Lol wow holy shit
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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chestnut point milk
  11/25/18
Anthony Bourdain all over again
trip stock car box office
  11/25/18
we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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  11/25/18
XO is incredible!
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Orchid Wild New Version Crackhouse
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
big cocky macaca
  11/25/18
Explain plz
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maroon tripping trust fund locale
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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Boyish school
  11/25/18
q did this
seedy racy cuckoldry public bath
  11/25/18
evidence that this was not edited plz.
Glassy Location
  11/25/18
It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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  11/25/18
100% not flame
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  11/25/18
I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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  11/25/18
look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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chestnut point milk
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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ty friend
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Lmao 180. Why was he getting concessions after seeing th...
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Can you post this on the nba subreddit
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One of the best Ricky stories ever told
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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which of the white kids was kitty?
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: chestnut point milk

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: frum stead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: chestnut point milk

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: provocative athletic conference kitchen

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Bateful kitty cat jap



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: grizzly stimulating messiness factory reset button



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy pistol address

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: trip stock car box office

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: provocative athletic conference kitchen

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Sable Lodge

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Wonderful salmon parlor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: excitant church building associate

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Mustard brunch mental disorder

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: big cocky macaca

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Orchid Wild New Version Crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: big cocky macaca

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: vivacious ruby boistinker locus

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: maroon tripping trust fund locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: big cocky macaca

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: frisky walnut marketing idea

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Boyish school



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: seedy racy cuckoldry public bath

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Glassy Location

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: big cocky macaca

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: chestnut point milk

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: big cocky macaca

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Boyish school



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: seedy racy cuckoldry public bath



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: maroon tripping trust fund locale

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: excitant church building associate

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: big cocky macaca



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: brilliant heady son of senegal

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: erotic ungodly karate telephone

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: chestnut point milk

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: mewling quadroon



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: flatulent feces

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: cowardly base kitty

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: chestnut point milk

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2"#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: White Pit



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Puce Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Theater Stage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: chestnut point milk



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: copper roommate plaza

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Sable Lodge



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: laughsome antidepressant drug



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: aqua party of the first part ladyboy

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: brilliant heady son of senegal



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Noach



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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